Stupidest Thing Ever Done, By you of course Options

[Hanoeman]

Last week I ran a lap around some houses with my friend, while drunk. I was actually winning until, just before the finish, I hit the pavement. It was funny at the time though.

Stupidest thing, though, is when I was eight or something. We just got back from doing the groceries and first dropped of my grandma. I stayed in the car and my mom was talking to my grandma. I picked up a little stick, stuck it in the ignition and said something along the lines of "vroom vroom".
About 100 dollars and a week later the car was working again .

[ShogunSniper]

My stupidest thing ever done has now graduated from the bloody booger.

the other day at school lunch(i go off-campus), I ate an enormous wad of wasabi. Not only was it exctruciatingly hot, but disgusting. (I've had wasabi before, but you don't know how much this was) In order to get my five dollars though, I had to swallow all of it. I swallowed some, almost hacked it up, and then methodically began swallowing little bits at a time. Pretty soon, I couldn't hold it all, and had to spit it out.

You have no idea how much my stomach hurt when I got back to school. When I asked my teacher for some tums she asked why i needed it, so i told her. you know what she said? "I'm just going to let you live with your mistake." I was too busy moaning to reply angrily.

OMG i love wasabi!! however i wouldn't advise eating a mouthful for 5$.... you should've gone for 10!

ok, not the stupidest but, last night i was over at my friends house and we rode an office chair down an extremely steep hill. nuff said.

and also last night my friends and i were walking around the neighborhood at around 12 slapping the crap out of eachother for fun. my friend ran at me and tried to slap me but i sidestepped it and he fell down another even steeper hill.

[Dantrag]

Ok Danny....what were you supposed to prove by eating a lot of wasabi? Jeez I´m impressed that you could actually keep is for 2 sec in your mouth..then swallow the wretched thing! Ewwwww.......

I wasn't trying to prove anything, just trying to get 5 bucks.

A kid has to eat you know, I can't live off of my coffee shop job.

[Kindred Spirit]

Hmmm, I really don't have a clue, my mate has a video of me rolling down a steep hill in two trolleys (tied together, I layed down inside). Yeah that hurt when I landed in the creek at the bottom, tell you what children, always make sure there is a responsible person at parties to keep the drunks intact...

Unfortunately, I am the responsible party in my group of friends. I always go second at the semi-suicidal stunts. I am a bad choice for this job, as I treat people as specimens quite often and I like to see what happens when things go wrong.

Let's see. Long list. Very long list.

-When I was a little baby, I stuck my pinky finger in a pencil sharpener.
-When I was a little baby, I strangled a snake. I was holding it, and my mother saw me and screamed. Baby fear reflex, lol.
-When I was three, I was running into my bedroom, and I turned too early. Can you say wall?
-When I was four, I found my dad's razor blade lying around. It was one of those ones you use for cutting cardboard or tape. I didn't know what it was, so I hit the button on it, and accidentaly cut my hand open from the tip of my middle finger to my palm. My hands were covered in blood. I didn't tell my mother, rather, I walked calmly into the bathroom and washed my hands off, and kept washing them untill the blood was gone. I didn't tell them untill I was 6.
-On my 6th birthday, I went up to my mother and told her, "Bet you can't do this!" I tried to do a split, and I fell on my face and got a bloody nose.
-When I was seven, I had a pet dog. We didn't want him to run at our guests, so we put a little gate up over the stairs. I live in a split level ranch. Well, I decided I wanted to go outside, so I hopped the gate. Well, the gate came down. What happened was I was on top of the gate while it slid down the stairs, and then it began to slide off. I jumped off of it and only barely avoided hitting my head on the wall at the end of the stair well, by landing and rolling, then barely getting my hands up in time to stop myself. The funnything about this? There are only ~5 stairs. Despite this, I would swear it took at least 30 seconds to get to the bottom, and it wasn't moving slowly. Also, there isn't enough room for two people to stand sideways there, but I somehow managed to do an entire forwards roll.
-When I was eight, I dug a snow fort in the snow drifts in front of my house. The plows shovel the snow into the yards of myself and my neighbors, so the snowdrifts are always high. This snow fort was to be entirely under the snow. I managed to dig deeply enough for myself to fit entirely into the tunnels, then I came to a spor where there was solid ice in every direction. I tried to push it out, and I caused a very thick pane of ice to fll from the ceiling and fall behind me, trapping me. So there I am, curled up in this tiny area just big enough for me to sit in all curled up. There is ice on every side of me, and it gets very warm in there. This was to be my secret snow fort, and my friends didn't know where it was. They also wouldn't be here for hours. It was getting very warm inside there, and it seemed to me that it was airtight. So what did I do? I pushed my way out, straight into the street. I actually made fists and punched the wall untill it came down. I fell into the street right next to a passing car.
- When I was in the third grade, the school bully wanted to sit next to my best friend. I forget why. My friend didn't want to sit next to him. This bully was in the sixth grade. I walked right up to him, did my best to get in his face (not easy to do to someone two feet taller than you. I said, "Didn't you hear him? Read. My. Lips. He said, I. Do. Not. Want. To. Sit. With. You." The bully didn't stand for this, and lifted my off the ground by my throat. Withone hand. On a school bus. And nobody tred to stop him. I kicked him in the crown jewls and ran home, getting off the bus early. The kick made him drop me. I came in with a hand print on my throat.
-There is a little hill with a creek flowing at the bottom of it by my house. Me and my friends were sledding down it. We would go straight down the bottom, then cross it on the ice. It worked. However, one winter, it didn't freeze over and I went across anyways. I really did it to impress a girl I knew who was there, and I went across on a ramp on my old sled, one I had had since I was like 5. I used it because I was used to it, and I could do just about anything on that sled. Well, The idea was to pick up enough speed that I skimmed the water, and made it to the other side. Amazingly enough, it worked. So I started getting fancy. I would let my boots dangle over the edge of my sled. I would turn on the water. I still didn't fall in. Finally, as the ultimate act of tempting the irony gods, I placed a slender board on thecreek and decided that I would go across, balanced on the board. I had to ditch a few times, some because of neres, others because I simply wasn't lined up properly. I finally got it right, and guess what? I made it. Did this about 20 times, and then decided to try to turn on the board, so that I would do a 180 degree turn, and keep going on the other side. I made it halfway across, dipping my hand into the icy water to cause myself to turn. My feet went through the sled and ended in the water. I fell in. I was 13.
-When I was 12, I did something similar at the same place. I accidentaly dropped my sled, and it began to slide across the icy hill. I wanted to save it, so I dove and landed hard on the sled, amazingly not even denting the ice. My sled completely stopped by I kept going. made it to a spot where there was a drop right before the creek, trying to dig in all the way. Theice was too hard, and I picked up a lot of momentum. I turned a flip at the last possible second, landing on the inside bank of the creek, then, due to momentum, I fell in.
-When I was 13, I was doing research into supposedly real methods of doing magic. My glove got filled with so much ice, I couldn't move my hand, and even myself and a friend straining together couldn't remove my glove. I decided to show off my newly found "magical talent" despite not knowing for sure what it did, if it did anything at all. I did what the sites recomended to create fire. I had checked out several sites, and I used only the methods recomended by all or most of them. Well, I didn't think, "What if it actually works? I'll burn myself." I just tried it, and the ice did melt within about 30 seconds, all of it running down my hand as cold but not frigid water. My friend was amazed, and to this day I still wonder if the water just melted from the heat of my hand or what, I mean, it's possible that science doesn't account for everything, right?

These are only a few of my stories of dumb things I did.

[ShogunSniper]

i woke up this morning, stretched, stuck my hand into the ceiling fan. that hurt.

[Soulseeker3.0]

1 You all know the little hot wheels fire trucks? with the metal ladders? well it doesn't mater if you don't but they do...

anywho, I stuck the ladder, remember metal, into a electrical socket and got shot across the room I was in. I must-of been 3 or somthin.


2 well this happened to my brother but I saw it and he doesn't get on here sooo.... WEll we were walking back off of a pier thing in New York, you see, and there was a waist high bar or something and my brother tries to jump it. Well his foot catches on the top bar so he completly wipes out. there was also sand and a sharp object somewere.....


So he had a foot long cut in his shirt and a big scrape (probebbly a foot long too ) and sand all over his back... SO it probebly hurt. And to rub the salt in, figuratively, I jumped over the same bar to help him.


and then we all went for icecream.

This post has been edited by Soulseeker3.0: Oct 13 2005, 09:52 PM

[Kindred Spirit]

Once I was plugging in a lightbulb for my friend. I'm very tall and he's short, and I was already over there, so I told him I'd help. Well, he flicked the qwitch on while my hand was touching the metal. Since it was so dark, he didn't know where I was. I got zapped, and, according to him, I was out cold for two minutes.
Once I tried to climb up my fireplace in my basement (I live in a split level ranch) only to discover that it was fake. I made it pretty high up there too. On a side note, I discovered these neat little rooms inside there, on the side of the actual fireplace, where the fake brick walls were hollow. And on the way out, I managed to discover some unpleasantly sharp and unpleasantly rusty nails.
Once I tried to crawl into a hole in my ceiling. See, there's this spot where a holein the ceiling connects to all the air vents. I made it halfway in, then realized I wouldn't be able to turn around, or go backwards, so i'd get stuck if I went any further.
Once I got locked in a room in my basement. (Later to become my bedroom) The door got jammed, so it would move with the lock locked or unlocked, and we had to go through the wall to get out. (There was a convenient hole, that we made conveniently larger)

[Soulseeker3.0]

  Once I tried to climb up my fireplace in my basement (I live in a split level ranch) only to discover that it was fake. I made it pretty high up there too. On a side note, I discovered these neat little rooms inside there, on the side of the actual fireplace, where the fake brick walls were hollow. And on the way out, I managed to discover some unpleasantly sharp and unpleasantly rusty nails

wow, that sounds fun.... I should(n't) try that with my fireplace.

This post has been edited by Soulseeker3.0: Oct 14 2005, 04:06 AM

[The kid]

The stupidest thing ive ever done have to think on that one. One time i was fooling around with some lighter fluid an accidently squirted some on my pant leg. I figured hey why not light and see whaty happened so i took a lighter lit my pant leg and watched itr burn for awhile untill it engulfed my entire ad i did the stupid thing of running to the outside hose which on part i was fl;ipping scared about burning down the house i freaked out and just ran to the hose and when i got there my shirt began to burn i squirted my self down and went back and did it again im a smart one aint i

[Kindred Spirit]

wow, that sounds fun.... I should(n't) try that with my fireplace.

Yeah.... Mine's fake, and hollow. I don't suggest that you do that if you have a real fireplace, or if you are older than 10. I was 7 when I did that, I might be able to fit now, but I don't like getting tetanus shots, so I won't. I hate rusty nails.

The stupidest thing ive ever done have to think on that one. One time i was fooling around with some lighter fluid an accidently squirted some on my pant leg. I figured hey why not light and see whaty happened so i took a lighter lit my pant leg and watched itr burn for awhile untill it engulfed my entire ad i did the stupid thing of running to the outside hose which on part i was fl;ipping scared about burning down the house i freaked out and just ran to the hose and when i got there my shirt began to burn  i squirted my self down and went back and did it again  im a smart one aint i

You win.


Once I ran down a dark hill at night. I made it halfway down and then I ran into a rusty stake in the ground, they used it to tie their dog to, and I ran into it and fell and rolled down the hill. I had to get a tetanus shot and a butterfly for my leg.

[Fuzzy Knight]

I can say a few things...

One time, well two or three years ago I think. I came in a pretty serious fight against two other guys. Both of them knocked me to the wall at first before I swung them around into the wall before knocking the first one in the face, not that hard tho. The second one didn't give up so I slamed him into the wall before I gave him a straight forward kick in the stomach knocking him totally out, sending him straight to the ground unconscious. It was very dumb of course, I had done alot that day like taking some left over fireworks and setting them of near a tree and this didn't become any better when they had to tell my parents... So that was one very stupid thing.

Some other stuff was me and a friend found a old bike, without breaks. We took it and raced down a small hill driving under this swing or what ever you call it, and we leapt of the bike before grabbing hold of the swing. What we didn't remember was that it had rained and it was pretty wet so when I raced down and jumped and grabbed it I only swung around before diving straight into the ground, was pretty painful but got up some minutes later and did it again...

I've always done those... Dare myself stuff too, several times I have climbed up in places like houses, trees things at the play yard or what we can call it From there I have jumped from several feet, one of the very dumb things was that I hang over from around 9 - 11 feet with my back against the ground. And I had done it several times from lower levels just loosing and falling landing straight onto my back. This wasn't any different so it was one of the worst and most painful memories I ever had, I thought I breaked by back but I didn't but I wasn't able to move so much over the week.
Other things like that was when me and a friend called Anders was at this public bath outside Lillestrøm, a very big place with several pools and you can play volleyball, football etc. there. And what we did was we went to the deepest and biggest pool, not that deep only around 6 - 8 feet so. But anyway we tied ourself with our blankets and jumped into the water with both hands and legs tied and tried to get out, it wasn't that challaging tho but I was lucky it wasn't because those guards there are very lazy and didn't even see what we did...

Now this post is long enough so thats all for now... I was a pretty insane boy those years, and it hasn't changed that much

[The kid]

Well last year when i was at my cousins house i was riding a horse and i noticed the snake hiding under a tree so i lead the horse over there got off picked up the snake realized it was a rattlesnake and before i could drop it bit my on the inner thigh ( not a cool place to get bit) i let the snake go and rode the horse for another hour or so then went home because my leg hurt really bad and couldnt get off the horse because my leg was that swollen so i just roe around for a few more minutes then went back luckliy this time my cousin was out side i told him what happened and we ended up going to the hosipital. Then after i got out about a week later i was sitting in a chair outside shooting blow darts at these little ground squirrels that wode poke up there head every few minutes. Well i ended up missing and hitting my slef right where the fricken snake bit me Am i stupid or am i stupid

[Fuzzy Knight]

Well last year when i was at my cousins house i was riding a horse and i noticed the snake hiding under a tree so i lead the horse over there got off picked up the snake realized it was a rattlesnake and before i could drop it bit my on the inner thigh ( not a cool place to get bit) i let the snake go and rode the horse for another hour or so then went home because my leg hurt really bad and couldnt get off the horse because my leg was that swollen so i just roe around for a few more minutes then went back luckliy this time my cousin was out side i told him what happened and we ended up going to the hosipital. Then after i got out about a week later i was sitting in a chair outside shooting blow darts at these little ground squirrels that wode poke up there head every few minutes. Well i ended up missing and hitting my slef right where the fricken snake bit me  Am i stupid or am i stupid 

Was it the Prairie Rattlesnake?

[The kid]

yes actually it was

[Kindred Spirit]

Fuzzt Knight- You sound like my little brother, only sane. I won't even get into all the things he's done, as they would probably get me and him arrested, me banned from the forum, and then, when he finally saw it, I'd be killed by himself and his gang of friends that are half my size.

I will say this: He rode across a four lane road during rush hour on a bike with no brakes. And lived. Without a scratch. The next day, he was riding a boke that did have brakes, and was going on a ride with me and my dad, and he rode into a big yellow fire hydrant. I'm just glad for the human race that he'll die from doing something stupid long before he can pass on his genes. (He's 11, so he still thinks girls are gross)

Er... I have a big pine tree in my front yard. I used to pull this one really bendy brach back, and then jump into the air so I would go flying when it snapped back. One day, I pulled it back, got ready to jump, and it snapped. Loudly. Leaving me sitting there in the dirt, with a branch in my lap. Another low to the ground branch was designated the "elevator branch." We would stand on it and slowly lower ourselves down, holding onto a an equally bend brach just the right height above us to hold onto so we didn't fall. Well, the elevator branch broke. With me on it.

There's a small little forest behind my house. In part of it, there are these bushes about 7 feet up, with a tree leading up to them. I climbed the tree, and decided to run along the top of the bushes. I fell through them, and learned only later that I got a huge deep scratch from a thorn on them, about a half inch from my right eye.

At the edge of that forest, there's a spot with really strong grapevines. Me and a friend whose about my age (about two weeks younger) were climbing as high as we could. This turned out to be 15-20 feet in the air. Well, we made it way up there, and my friend thought it would be fun to let go. Luckily, he was caught by the vines, about 5 feet up. He was too tangled up to move, though. I decided that the logical solution was for me to jump down, and help him down. I wasn't thinking, and I forgot that I was 15-20 feet in the air. It didn't matter, because the vines weren't sturdy enough to push off of, and the vine I was trying to jump off of tangled around my feet. I lost my balance and fell, getting stuck in the same situation as him, except that our combined weight and my momentum was too much for the vines, and they all fell. My momentum barely slowed. I paid for that one.

Er.... when I was 3, I ironed my hand.

[King Death]

When I was 2-ish I stuck a sharp metal object up my nose. My nose has never completly healed and will occasionally errupt into a massive blood volcano.

More later.

[Wurlon]

Today when I woke up and began walking down the hall towards the stairs to go to the kitchen. The stairs are L shaped, except backwards so there is a little landing where the L bends. So I'm walking down, and I turn to go down the last few steps.... too early I guess as my shoulder magically hit the wall, sending me spinning down the steps on my back and then against the wall ... it hurt like hell, so I assume I hit my back on the railing too because that hurt pretty bad. Yep, I've learned my lesson... DON'T GO DOWN THE ******************* STEPS WHEN YOU ARE NOT AWAKE!

[Red]

If I have any advice to give to my kids, it's that skateboarding hurts you in places you didn't think were possible to be hurt in. Today, I was skate boarding and me and my friend R.G are doing cavemans (holding the skateboard, running, jumping, putting the skateboard under your feet and landing) and we think "hey, why don't we caveman off of this nice, sturdy box onto the ground and do a spin while doing so?" so we did. He didn't make it, but instead hit the ground running, while I on the other hand, landed on the front two wheels and was thrown forward. I did a front flip in the air, landing on my feet and rolling. I was laying on the ground, most of the wind knocked out of me and all I could think to say was "whatever".

Later that day, we used a 1X1 box to caveman off of. My board landed wrong, and the wheel hit me about three centemeters below my butt. Read my words and read them carefully, "LANDING IN A WAY LIKE THAT HURTS. ALOT. EVEN MORE THAN YOU THINK".

[ShogunSniper]

again, not the stupidest thing i have ever done, but pretty stupid.

i was swinging my sword around in my bedroom (retarded because the maximum occupancy that can fit in my bedroom is like 2) and i accidently put a big gash in my wall.

but wait, i didn't stop there.

i butchered my poor helpless bamboo plant thingy. again i was swingning my sword around and it just barely caught the thing on top of my computer. the bamboo just stood thgere for a minute (like you see in animes) and then it fell in half

[The kid]

I have a new one this happened yester day. I rolled my car and cant remember anyhting about it Im okay i just came out with a concusion and a couple bumps and bruises