Stupidest Thing Ever Done, By you of course Options

[King Death]

I have a new one this happened yester day. I rolled my car and cant remember anyhting about it Im okay i just came out with a concusion and a couple bumps and bruises

Good to hear you're all right.

[Hra Krak One-tusk the Orc pirate]

I used to be a cycle courier in london, and an avid dirt jumper on the weekends,I could tell you 100s of crazy stories, but I think one that sticks in my mind was riding home on a hot summer afternoon, across the street was an amazingly beautiful woman, I mean the kind of woman you wish about in a visual sense of beauty, long golden hair, perfect make-up legs that .... ah , you get the idea, I was definately not paying attention to where I was going, as I was dead-opposite her I hit the back of an estate car, throwing myself directly into the rear glass panel, and to my own amazement it gave way and I landed inside the rear of the car, with my legs dangling out the back. A little battered and bruised, I began to pull myself out of the car when ,you guessed it, angel face appears at the back and says "OH, are you ok?" I must have gone bright red at the embarresment, but she helped me out of the car, and we started talking.... exchanged phone numbers..it didnt last long but it was one hell of an extreme way to "pull" a very beautiful woman....

[minque]

Now that was a new way of charming a lady!.....I wonder if it would work the other way around.....?

[Hra Krak One-tusk the Orc pirate]

    Now that was a new way of charming a lady!.....I wonder if it would work the other way around.....?

I wouldnt recommend such extreme tactics! maybe just a simple "hello" would suffice...

[Soulseeker3.0]

wow.... that would have hurt, but at least you got her for a little while....

[Kindred Spirit]

    Now that was a new way of charming a lady!.....I wonder if it would work the other way around.....?

It would work if it's a nice guy who would come help you, but I'd suggest much less extreme methods. Like saying, "Hello." Or something like that. Besides, aren't you already married? Do we have to tell your husband?

[King Death]

It would work if it's a nice guy who would come help you, but I'd suggest much less extreme methods. Like saying, "Hello." Or something like that. Besides, aren't you already married? Do we have to tell your husband?

Minque, are you having an affair? Shame on you.

Anyways, I have another. A few days ago I had some friends over to myhouse and we made a fire. Eventually One of my friends and I decided that we should start jumping into the fire, this turned into kicking the flaming logs, and finally kicking them at each other. That was alot of fun, but then some girls came up so we stopped, but you can never really stop me from playing with fire so I decided so stand in it (it had died down alot by then), I looked down and the boots that I had been wearing were melting. Anyways, my feet are now covered in burns.

[ShogunSniper]

Minque, are you having an affair? Shame on you.

Anyways, I have another. A few days ago I had some friends over to myhouse and we made a fire. Eventually One of my friends and I decided that we should start jumping into the fire, this turned into kicking the flaming logs, and finally kicking them at each other. That was alot of fun, but then some girls came up so we stopped, but you can never really stop me from playing with fire so I decided so stand in it (it had died down alot by then), I looked down and the boots that I had been wearing were melting. Anyways, my feet are now covered in burns.

now that's how you win over the ladies.

[King Death]

now that's how you win over the ladies.

Hehe, you know it!
Actually, one of the girls was someone that I am trying to win over. And I can say for a fact that it didn't not help.

[Soulseeker3.0]

Hehe, you know it!
Actually, one of the girls was someone that I am trying to win over. And I can say for a fact that it didn't not help.

lol keep up the good work.... I think....

[minque]

It would work if it's a nice guy who would come help you, but I'd suggest much less extreme methods. Like saying, "Hello." Or something like that. Besides, aren't you already married? Do we have to tell your husband?

Ah...well yes I´m married....since long ago...and my husband is fast asleep just now so we don´t have to tell him....

Minque, are you having an affair? Shame on you.

Ehhh noooo, not that I´m aware of....

[King Death]

Ehhh noooo, not that I´m aware of....

Perhaps you're sleep-having-an-affair (like sleep-walking)

This post has been edited by King Death: Oct 28 2005, 03:42 AM

[Kindred Spirit]

Minque, are you having an affair? Shame on you.

Anyways, I have another. A few days ago I had some friends over to myhouse and we made a fire. Eventually One of my friends and I decided that we should start jumping into the fire, this turned into kicking the flaming logs, and finally kicking them at each other. That was alot of fun, but then some girls came up so we stopped, but you can never really stop me from playing with fire so I decided so stand in it (it had died down alot by then), I looked down and the boots that I had been wearing were melting. Anyways, my feet are now covered in burns.

Hehe, you know it!
Actually, one of the girls was someone that I am trying to win over. And I can say for a fact that it didn't not help.

Wow. I like playing with fire too, but as I mentioned in my first post, I'm the responsible one in my group of friends. I have to set a good example for all the young people. (Due to where my birthday falls, late in winter, I'm older than most people in my grade and therefore most people I have a good chance to meet) I only poke firse with sticks, I try not to stand in them. I have a bit of a reputation as being a bit of an eccentric genius. (actually, not my words, people do really call me this though) I try not to lose the "genius" part of that, as being eccentric isn't exactly a compliment. Standing in a fire would lose me all respect for my intelligence. (Which, in retrospect, might not be a bad thing, because smart people in my neighborhood are treated only slightly better than witches in Salem)

And when I'm like someone, I go about a different approach to it than jumping in a fire while they are there and hoping that they save me. I usually sit in silence anyways, so when I like a person, I just make a cynical remark about something someone else said, just loud enough to be heard, and if they comment, I talk to them. Or I just sit there and don't do anything to give away the fact that I'm not a heartless human being.

Ah...well yes I´m married....since long ago...and my husband is fast asleep just now so we don´t have to tell him....

Yeah, it'll be our little secret.

minque wasn't saying that she actually is having an affair, she merely hinted that she wouldn't mind meeting a guy under similar circumstances, and that she might actually stage those circumstances to meet said guy.

So, what she's saying is that she isn't cheating on her husband, just that she would for a short period of time with a really hot guy. Remember to look out for women who crash into cars because they're looking at you anytime in the next few weeks. I'm a little young for her, so I don't have to pay any attention next time I se a woman crash into a car. (I would probably go and see if the woman was alright, though)


Stupidest thing ever done- Post seriously on Oblivion General (official forums, not w4o) on a serious topic that I made. Can you say flame city? That isn't really the stupidest thing I've ever done, merely one of them, and a recent one too.

Ok, here's a stupid one for you. I told my mother my plans for Halloween. (in a very joking tone of voice) I said that instead of trick-or-treating with her and the little ones, (siblings) I would go to a party and come back at one in the morning completely wasted. I was joking, but you can bet that she didn't like that. She didn't realize that I was joking. (I did want to go to a party, but I was joking about getting really wasted and coming home at 1 a.m.)

[King Death]

Wow. I like playing with fire too, but as I mentioned in my first post, I'm the responsible one in my group of friends. I have to set a good example for all the young people. (Due to where my birthday falls, late in winter, I'm older than most people in my grade and therefore most people I have a good chance to meet) I only poke firse with sticks, I try not to stand in them. I have a bit of a reputation as being a bit of an eccentric genius. (actually, not my words, people do really call me this though) I try not to lose the "genius" part of that, as being eccentric isn't exactly a compliment. Standing in a fire would lose me all respect for my intelligence. (Which, in retrospect, might not be a bad thing, because smart people in my neighborhood are treated only slightly better than witches in Salem)

And when I'm like someone, I go about a different approach to it than jumping in a fire while they are there and hoping that they save me. I usually sit in silence anyways, so when I like a person, I just make a cynical remark about something someone else said, just loud enough to be heard, and if they comment, I talk to them. Or I just sit there and don't do anything to give away the fact that I'm not a heartless human being.

How dare you insult me smarts (Also you're obviously not very eccentric or you would take it as a compliment). To think that I was trying to approach her by jumping in a fire, shame on you. I'm unbelievably systematic about everything I do. No, I typicaly stalk the girl for several years before I even have one conversation with said female (I'm not joking ). Also, I do not hide the fact that I'm cold and heartless from her, for that is who I am and if she doesn't like that, more stalking(again, not joking). There is no honor in hiding you true personality. Yeah, everyone either hate me or loves, but never inbetween, but that what happens when you're a genius (I actually am, IQ 147).

[Kindred Spirit]

How dare you insult me smarts (Also you're obviously not very eccentric or you would take it as a compliment). To think that I was trying to approach her by jumping in a fire, shame on you. I'm unbelievably systematic about everything I do. No, I typicaly stalk the girl for several years before I even have one conversation with said female (I'm not joking ). Also, I do not hide the fact that I'm cold and heartless from her, for that is who I am and if she doesn't like that, more stalking(again, not joking). There is no honor in hiding you true personality. Yeah, everyone either hate me or loves, but never inbetween, but that what happens when you're a genius (I actually am, IQ 147).

I'm not very eccentric, but I am a little, I hate that reputation. Smart or eccentric or weird people where I live get exiled from humanity.

I don't stalk people, but I do track information that I find out. For example, I know where the girl I like lives. She rode the same bus as me in middles school, and I happened to see where she went. I know where her locker is this year, because I saw her opening her locker. I know she has a pet dog, because she and I used to walk our pets in the same area. None of this is stalking, because I didn't go out of my way to find out any of this stuff. I just happened to be in the same place at the same time.

I hide my feelings for everyone. I said I try not to give away the fact that I'm not a cold and heartless human being. I pretend to be cold and heartless around everyone. I am a self-chosen exile from humanity, as far as most people who know me think. I pretty much stay cool and in control of my emotions no matter how strong they are. (Except in the mornings, last time somebody pissed me off while I was tired I twisted his hand backwards until he was crying and saying his hand was broken. I didn't break it, but that was mostle because what he had done didn't quite warrant a broken hand as far as I was concerned.) People never know what I'm thinking because keep my face composed and emotionless. Thus, I have an untrue reputation for being cold and emotionless.

I also do not talk to people right away when I like them. When I'm near them, I listen to what they are saying and pay attention to how they act, so I can get a good idea of their personality. If I still like them, then I still don't speak to them directly, I just occasionally mention something to them in those moments when I am near them. I see where it goes from there, if they hate me I leave them alone.

I do hide my true personality, by pretending to be cold and emotionless. For real, I'm a bit poetic and philosophical, and I can read other people easier, see what they're like fairly quickly and accurately.

Very few people hate me, but those who do, hate me all the way. They have, on various occasions, done all of these:
-Made up rumors about me, everywhere from me being homosexual to me giving little children money for a blowjob.
-Thrown bricks at my head.
-Beaten me physically.
-Stolen from me.
-Tried to choke me to death.
-Threatened my life.
They leave me alone now, mostly, because of what I did one morning on the schoolbus, where I twisted one of their hand's back until he was crying. That, and the fact that EVERY SINGLE PERSON who was within one hundred feet of me even in that one case where I struck back has vouched for me.

I'm usually happier by myself than with people, even my friends. My friends are mostly people who I argue philosophy and religion and science and politics with in school. Other than that, I don't have many friends, and don't particularly need them.

Most people stick up for me when I need it, because I will stick up for anyone who I know is in the right, and will help people when I can. The only person I don't fight for is myself, because I don't like confrontations, and most problems are easy enough to ignore.

Anything above 120 is considered a genius IQ. Myself, my mother, and my mother's boyfriend all took an IQ test. My mother is 127, I am 133, and my mother's boyfriend is 135.

I do know how I got like this, and it een fits back into the original question in the post, as it was a particularly stupid thing to do.

I hit puberty early, before age ten. I had read about various changes that happen, particularly mental changes. I decided that I, and not testosterone and/or other hormones, was going to run my life. I began practicing keeping myself alone and shut in, and I got good at it fairly quickly. Before that I had been fairly popular, but hadn't liked it. I found being alone more enjoyable that being with other people. Long story short, I built myself walls and a lock, and I lost the key. I have pretty much lost my ability to socialize with people. I can speak to people, but I can't start a conversation, nor figure out how to signify that I am willing to speak with someone. At least, I can't do either of those things easily, or without feeling stupid. Basically, I locked myself in, and I can't figure out how to let someone else in now that I might actually want to.

[DoomedOne]

Actually above 145 in genius. 130+ is gifted I believe. I believe at your age I was 133, maybe 134, I'm not sure, but now I'm 136, my Dad is 144. 120 is not genius. Anyway, Genius is not in accordance with the IQ test. Genius is not just being able to foigure out which shapes go with other shapes, it's much deeper than that. There's an old saying, "Humans are tolerant of everything but genius."

Funny though, I think around puberty I lost my popularity as well... around 7th grade and it didn't come back until 11th grade. Of course, I still hate my parents impulsively but I'm rather glad I do. I mean, my parents have made each other two of the most unhappy people I have ever met. According to Freud, in relationships you usually act like your parent did (boys act like their dads and girl act like their moms) and typically they are naturally attracted to partners who acted like the other parents. In that sense, I'm extremely thankful that I try to do everything the opposite of my parents.

I'm a little too idealistic to just shun humanity out. I see hope in every person and I try to bring that out. I have a different perspective on life though. I see it sort of like a machine you have on loan for like 60-80 years that you simply deposit back into the cycle of life when your finished, and you can do whatever you want with it. Why shut it away and with-hold it so selfishly from humanity? I mean, I can understand being happier just keeping people away, but happiness is little more than a few chemicals traveling from one sector to another in your brain. Happiness is meant solely to condition humans to repeat something, and nothing more. Sure, it's easier to do things when your happy but aside from that it's more important to me to help people.

[Channler]

I'm wondering..

Are you all Emo's? Cause it sorta sounds like it

Hah, why hate your parents? What do you gain from that? A harder life. Thats what you gain. I can't particularly say I like my parents all the time but I've recognized that my life and their life have and will never exist in the same type of planar existance. I guess simply put, I love my parents, and I don't think without their support and possibly my churches I would make it too far in life. (At least consider a church a support network you anti-religion peeps)

Hey Kindred, didn't you say you didn't need a use for violence or something like that, like when I said something about shooting someone if they were stalking me?

And another thing, whats with this stalking/gathering info/being cold hearted/ crap? Everything you describe about yourself reminds me of the rejects of the school that everyones dispises because there arrogant, stuck up, emo'ish (usually), and rejecting of society. You only have one life to live.. Why waist it? Sure sometimes I like going home and reading a book by myself, but its been made a fact that humans are social creatures and tend to do alot better in social enviroments.

But, to go one with the most stupid thing ever done.. posibly reply in a thread with the title Stupidest Thing Ever Done.. Come on, that horribly wrong grammer..

Lets see, actually I dented up the front of my truck hitting a stop sign going 55 mph, fell asleep on someone (a lady friend) and then continued to drool on her, and put sodium in water... again bad idea..

[Wurlon]

The stupidest thing I ever did, was when I came into existance.
And I wish I had a sword... or a spear...or an actual yew longbow.....

[DoomedOne]

You'll make a great president Channler, passing off judgement without bothering considering people as people. Classifying them into groups so they no longer become humans in your eyes... it's the American way.

I'll tell you exactly why I don't like my parents:

1. I'm 16 years old and though I have an intellect many consider around the age of 35 I am not arrogant enough to assume I have maturity above the age of 16. I'm a simple minded horny teenager, the only difference is I spend about 10 times more energy thinking about things than the average teenager.

2. My mother has a psychosis. It's called BPD, and it makes her nearly impossible to deal with unless I make myself completely emotionally detached to her.

3. My Dad is a slob. He's seriously generated like 45 pet peeves (as in, I can't stand it when someone does something because he does it.) He's impatient, unkind and because of his PTSD from the Vietnam War he's very difficult to confront.

Channler, I'm not emo, and here's why:

I leave my baggage where it belongs. When I walk into Karate, Football, Wrestling, one of my Activist meetings, class or anything else, I don't carry my crap in with me. With my friends, I'm a friend.

But despite that, I'm very offended by you using the term emo. Yes, I call people emo too weho bring their drama with them where ever they go, but you call people Econazis because they care about the environment, I mean, it seems like you're trying to start some sort of class war.

[Channler]

You'll make a great president Channler, passing off judgement without bothering considering people as people.  Classifying them into groups so they no longer become humans in your eyes... it's the American way.

I'll tell you exactly why I don't like my parents:

1. I'm 16 years old and though I have an intellect many consider around the age of 35 I am not arrogant enough to assume I have maturity above the age of 16.  I'm a simple minded horny teenager, the only difference is I spend about 10 times more energy thinking about things than the average teenager.

2. My mother has a psychosis.  It's called BPD, and it makes her nearly impossible to deal with unless I make myself completely emotionally detached to her.

3. My Dad is a slob.  He's seriously generated like 45 pet peeves (as in, I can't stand it when someone does something because he does it.)  He's impatient, unkind and because of his PTSD from the Vietnam War he's very difficult to confront.

Channler, I'm not emo, and here's why:

I leave my baggage where it belongs.  When I walk into Karate, Football, Wrestling, one of my Activist meetings, class or anything else, I don't carry my crap in with me.  With my friends, I'm a friend.

But despite that, I'm very offended by you using the term emo.  Yes, I call people emo too weho bring their drama with them where ever they go, but you call people Econazis because they care about the environment, I mean, it seems like you're trying to start some sort of class war.

Argh! Pirates don't fight wars, just the battles..

And I NEVER said you are a EMO.

Are you all Emo's? Cause it sorta sounds like it

I said you all sound like it. People see the outside first, and thats what I saw.

No I do not call people ENVIRONazis because they care about the enviroment. I call them ENVIROnazis cause they are nazis when it comes to the enviroment. I'll be damned if some rare plant is what stands in my way and the cure for cancer.

I never ment to start something Doomed, you took it to far.

This post has been edited by Channler: Oct 29 2005, 06:24 AM