The Evil Genius Collaboration Thread, Where evil geniuses fraternize Options

[Soulseeker3.0]

ah fun

now I wonder if they(the Mods/Admins) could make rank be the honorary assasin instead of a mouth.....

[OverrideB1]

Override, you'll need to get a permit from me for those mutant otters.  I do control anything that has to do with changing the DNA.

Hmmm, I think you're overlooking the fact that I'm EVIL!

Or, to put it more succinctly: I don't need no steenkin' permeet.



Oh, and BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[DoomedOne]

I'm afraid if you don't get that permit I'll be confiscating those Otters.

Yeah yeah, everybody wants to be evil, but once you see how much paperwork it requires to be evil in this day and age, suddenly you change your mind.

Better than the old days though. In the old days evil geniuses were stuck working with horrible hours, bad paychecks, bad working conditions. Evil Masterminds would often trap them in their laboratories to use as test subjects. In fact, it was extremely rare of the evil genius to survive until the end. Thanks to the unionization of Evil Geniuses, that day is forgotten, but it comes at a price. I am king of the space-time continuam and State Secretary of Genetic Manipulation. You genetically manipulated otters without a permit, meaning if you don't turn that permit in soon, I will confiscate those otters.

[Dantrag]

The oceanic and nuclear laws set forth by The Supreme Overlord (Dantrag) himself are as follows:

1. The ocean and you.

-you will not pollute my oceans.
-you will not travel in my oceans without prior consent.
-you will not try to put your own areas of evil genius ownership over my own. Ex : minque shall not "poof" my ocean.

2. Nuclear resources and you.

-you will not produce, own, sell, or otherwise come in contact with any form of nuclear energy without my consent, unless it is to report a violation of this code. (minque, I will need all of your plutonium, or you will face the wrath of the evil genius council and your rulership of "poof" wil be considered null and void.)
-you will not try to put your own areas of evil genius ownership over my own. Ex : minque shall not "poof" my nuclear objects and or weapons.

3. Misc. other laws.

-I will not be referred to as "supreme ruler...", but "supreme overlord..."

This post has been edited by Dantrag: Aug 29 2005, 02:11 AM

[ShogunSniper]

k anythin leaving and/or having anything to do with ANYTHING outside of the earth's atmosphere must be faxed to my desk first. i also nominate myself as The Coalation of Evil Genius' Samurai Sharpshooter.

and dantrag you forget, minque is a mod.....

This post has been edited by ShogunSniper: Aug 29 2005, 02:14 AM

[DoomedOne]

When something falls into the jurisdiction of two evil geniuses, then laws from both geniuses must be followed. For instance, if you decide to teleport in space or to space, you will need a permit from me and you will need to notify shogun. If you are breeding genetically altered animals in the ocean you will need a permit from me and the consent of Dantrag. If you are going to use nuclear weapons to blow up the planet and therefore make it go boom and poof at the same time you will need consent from Dantrag, Minque and Override. If you are going to drop bombs on your own state you will need consent of override and ED. If you are going to go back in time on a nuclear powered time machine... well you get the idea.

This post has been edited by DoomedOne: Aug 29 2005, 02:35 AM

[Neck' Thall]

Hey can i be master and commander of That Island from castle in the Sky? I would just hover over a city and demand all of its money and abled bodied men so i could brainwash them...ohh yeah the island was called Laputa.

[Megil Tel-Zeke]

>.< What a name... for an island. I'm guessing they didn't look at it from an outsider's perspective.

[minque]

(minque, I will need all of your plutonium, or you will face the wrath of the evil genius council and your rulership of "poof" wil be considered null and void.)

Now I´m afraid you are completely wrong here! The Plutoniun manufactured from the world´s Nuclear Power Plants is MINE and solely MINE. Because....(and it´s here the point is) I...and only I am in total control of those Power Plants...so therefore the fuel-elements are under MY control as well and consequently the Plutonium!!!

See my point?

BUT......a cooperation between you and me would yield the ULTIMATE ....


POOOOFFFFFF

[BobV]

I hereby declare myself Overlord of food... The ONE overlord of food... [closeup] TO RULE THEM ALL!

*music plays in background*

dunnunnun, dun dun dun...dunnunnun...

Increase the poison level of mcDonalds food...

dunnunnun, dun dun dun...

Create animated killer chicken legs...

dunnunnun, dun dun dun...

Equip our l33tass ninja squads with genetically modified, sharpened, and highly poisonous... cookies.

dunnunnun, dun dun dun...

Hrm, there doesn't seem to be that much immediate evil to be done with food...

dunnunu...

Stop that will you?

Sorry.

[Wolfie]

Hey i want a random evil genius position. I demand a position

[ShogunSniper]

here's an evil idea! lets wait for astroids to hit the earth!










what, your still looking at this post? there is nothing left! leave!

This post has been edited by ShogunSniper: Aug 29 2005, 11:54 AM

[minque]

Hey i want a random evil genius position. I demand a position

Hmm ok but you have to come up with some reeeeeally evil plot then......

[BobV]

Yes, indeed. Yo, Minque, care to lend me some plutonium to aid in the mutation of chicken legs to dominate the world?

MUAHAHAHAHAHA ®

[Chumbaniya]

Hey DoomedOne, I need a position on that list! I'm going to change my preference of position to the following:

"Chief Operations Manager for Paradoxical and Otherwise Strangely Improbable and Terrifying Events" (or COMPOSITE - it took a long time getting something with that acronym)

That way I'd be in charge of anything that didn't actually make sense but was evil anyway

[ED 209]

I'd like to be the master chief of the Death's Hand Secret Police, I like the idea of rooting out and crushing opposition!

It seems what with time travel, slavery, asteroids, totalitarianism and God knows what else, we have a plan on our hands, but first, there is something we will need to work together to accomplish.....


KILL AUSTIN POWERS

This post has been edited by ED 209: Aug 29 2005, 09:52 PM

[BobV]

Dude! That's EVIL!

[ED 209]

Dude! That's EVIL!

Muhahahahahahahaha....Muhahhhahahahahha......Muhahaha hahahahhahh ......Hah hah hah hah hah....hah hah hah hah haaaaaaaaahhh...heh heh heh heh heh, heh...heh heh....whoooo.

[BobV]

I'd do a very evil laugh like that here but the doctor says it's bad for my throat.

[Wolfie]

As i posted before, i post now to get a random evil genius title thing

I still like my insane and unworkable idea, plant high nukes/large amounts of explosives at intervals along the worlds faultlines, and detonate them all at once, resulting in either the destruction of the planet, or annihilation of most living beings in a horrific flood of fire, ash and lava. Oh and it would probably cause massive earthquakes too