Annoying Old Morrowind, A funny story about many quirky things Options

[Konji]

I decided to write this story after being inspired by Trey, and I really hope it hasn't been done before. Anyways, here goes....

As I woke from the strange dream I looked up bleary eyed, my head still spinning from the thoughts whirring through my head. I got up and noticed a tall Dunmer man, who had apparently been waiting for me as he piped up straight away. He asked me if I was ok and who I was. I told him my name was Ll’Ake, brother of Ra’virr and cousin of the infamous Sa’ea. I mumbled about my baby brother Pu’delle but tried to stay quiet. He glared down at me and told me the guard was coming. I had no idea exactly how he knew this, seeing as he was good way away from the door and was facing the wrong way.

As soon as I saw the Imperial walk down the stairs I was frightened…his legs had floated down the them! I tried to run away but I couldn’t, there seemed to be a gluey substance stuck to my feet. The guard came and told me to press W, so I did. I turned to the wall beside me and pushed a big button labelled ‘W’, and the guard threw a bucket of water on me. I was rather angry about this, so I ran at him and threw a punch. It seemed I had some sort of force field around me though, as my hands wouldn’t lift up. The guard just walked off.

I sighed with relief at the fact I could now move again, the water obviously having washed the glue away, and followed the Imperial. He again floated up the stairs, but I was used to this now so floated up also. As I got to the steps leading to the deck of the ship a Redhead attacked me verbally. Then the Imperial man piped up about me trying to be civil. I was pretty much furious at this…first he had thrown a bucket of water over me and now I was getting insulted! And he called me uncivil! Anyway, I pushed the button labelled ‘space’.

I blacked out for a few moments, then fell onto deck. I looked around me, noticing several things. First a talkative Redguard was telling me to head down to the docks, which I thought was quite nice of him to guide me, but I ignored him. Instead I went to the opening in the ship. I needed a drink so I attempted to bob my head down and thirstily lap up the water that I so desperately needed. To my great horror it seemed impossible though, as I smacked into what seemed like a wall. I held my hand up to my obviously broken nose, but the Redguard looked at me sympathetically.

“Sorry, no change to faces in this game…They had enough time developing the landscape.” He stated, nodding to himself. I thought his comment quite odd, but was happy that I was not going to get any uglier so I decided to leave it for later. I walked down the ramp, leaning my hands against the invisible wall for extra balance (I was scared of water you see.). A nice imperial man asked me where I came from, and I tittered slightly. I told him I obviously a Khajit and the strangest thing happened to me.

I suddenly shrunk, and now had to look up to the Imperial! I grumbled slightly, but was getting quite used to the strange things that were seamlessly linking together into a rather strange dream. I followed the imperial into the building, scurrying slower than usual. I must have been tired from the trip. I knocked on the door and the guard punched me in the back of the head, knocking me out. When I woke up I was in the building I had just tried to enter.