The Second Evil Genius Collab. Thread, EVIL!!!!!! Options

[Wurlon]

Wurlon, My wolfmen have been recalled. They are too valuable and skilled for use as mere body collectors

that was the extra 40 standard troops I needed, I still need 40 standard and 20 ultras for protection! Commanders are optional, as I'm in charge...


*noises and screams from laboratory *

OH GOD DAMN IT NOT AGAIN!!

This post has been edited by Wurlon: Sep 3 2005, 12:20 AM

[Wurlon]

Wurlon, you're splicing your DNA?  That's genetic manipulation.  If you do so without a permit fro me then I'll send you to my time-prison so you can chill with gamer for the rest of eternity.

Normally I could only fine you and confiscate the genetically altered beasts, but genetically altering yourself, that earns you time.  Permits these days are expensive too.

I haven't done anything and I CAN'T lonewolf refuses to give me the DNA and the wolves are too fiesty to get it from them. How much is a friggin' permit? Please approve!

[Wolfie]

the initial 38 regulars, 10 brutes and 2 commanders are still in transit, however they will be in constant contact with my forces. All additional troops that were going to be sent have been cancelled

[DoomedOne]

Wurlon, I want an official letter like everyone else got!

[Wurlon]

Wurlon, I want an official letter like everyone else got!

Wurlon: Official Coalition Guardsman
HQ: Coalition Headquarters (Starbucks Coffee Main-Office)
Army: n/a

Time: 9/2/05, 7:20 P.M.

Dear DoomedOne,

I have a request that you approve me of DNA splicing, alteration and modification for scientific purposes including robotically enchanced skeletal warriors (RESW program) and others in the next month. If supervision is required, I have plenty of comfy rooms I had planned for the wolfmen for scientists of yours. All instructions, safety precautions and standard procedures will be followed properly. Please enclose the permit with the reply to this letter. I assure you, that the RESW program is harmless, I just need to alter a few bone ingredients.

Sincerely,
Wurlon

This post has been edited by Wurlon: Sep 3 2005, 12:27 AM

[Wurlon]

the initial 38 regulars, 10 brutes and 2 commanders are still in transit, however they will be in constant contact with my forces. All additional troops that were going to be sent have been cancelled

Transmission:

Wurlon: Official Coalition Guardsman
HQ: Coalition Headquarters (Starbucks Coffee Main-Office)
Army: n/a

Time: 9/02/05, 7:26 P.M.

I'm reporting I'm going to need those wolfmen reinforcements ASAP we seem to be having a few diffuculties with the experimental RESW program, some are not replying properly to me as they were programmed. Luckly their bones are still normal and not enchanced yet, so they are still behind the glass laboratories.



*glass breaking in the distance*

Jesus Christ Code Green! Code Green! We Have RESW Program FAILURE, They will not respond we need military assistance he.... oh my god noooo

*gun fire in the backround, grenade explosion, more glass breaking, table tipped over*

*voices heard in the distance * Close the god damn blast ARGGHHH... get out! GET OUT!! Save yourse..RARGHHH !!

End transmission


This post has been edited by Wurlon: Sep 3 2005, 12:38 AM

[Wolfie]

Nay, this is protecting my intersts and the rights of my troops.

[DoomedOne]

Wurlon: Official Coalition Guardsman
HQ: Coalition Headquarters (Starbucks Coffee Main-Office)
Army: n/a

Time: 9/2/05, 7:20 P.M.

Dear DoomedOne,

  I have a request that you approve me of DNA splicing, alteration and modification for scientific purposes including robotically enchanced skeletal warriors (RESW program) and others in the next month.  If supervision is required, I have plenty of comfy rooms I had planned for the wolfmen for scientists of yours. All instructions, safety precautions and standard procedures will be followed properly. Please enclose the permit with the reply to this letter. I assure you, that the RESW program is harmless, I just need to alter a few bone ingredients.

                                                                                                    Sincerely,
                                                                                                        Wurlon

DoomedOne: King of the Space-Time Continuam, State Secretary of Genetic Modification, Board leader of the Coalition.
HQ: Cretacious Period
Army: Hitler Clones and Genetically Altered Dinosaurs from an alternate dimension.

Dear Wurlon, my favorite guard,

Your request has been denied.

Sincerely,
DoomedOne

PS: Na na na na na na

This post has been edited by DoomedOne: Sep 3 2005, 12:40 AM

[Wurlon]

DoomedOne: King of the Space-Time Continuam, State Secretary of Genetic Modification, Board leader of the Coalition.
HQ: Cretacious Period
Army: Hitler Clones and Genetically Altered Dinosaurs from an alternate dimension.

Dear Wurlon, my favorite guard,

Your request has been denied.

                                                                                                    Sincerely,
                                                                                                        DoomedOne

PS: Na na na na na na

-No Contact Or Response From Wurlon-

[ShogunSniper]

requesting authorization to blow up somebody

[DoomedOne]

From who, Override?

[Wolfie]

Because my attempt to annex the government of New Zealand failed because Doomed can't keep tighter control over the space/time contiuam, i have decided to merely obliterate the whole place in a large volnic eruption, as well as a few earthquakes. The estimated time for commencement of the plot is one month from now, provided all goes according to plan

[ShogunSniper]

i skipped over a bunch of posts, what happened to wurlon?

[DoomedOne]

Because my attempt to annex the government of New Zealand failed because Doomed can't keep tighter control over the space/time contiuam, i have decided to merely obliterate the whole place in a large volnic eruption, as well as a few earthquakes. The estimated time for commencement of the plot is one month from now, provided all goes according to plan

I'm under a lot of pressure!

Alright, I'll tell you what, I'll give you a time travelling license so you can go back and kick his boat before he can warn new zealand. Time doesn't work that way, but I can just alter the laws of this universe so it does.

[Wolfie]

i'll take that license, and cancel the annihilation plan. A crack squad of wolfmen snipers will be sent to kill the guy, and my annexation plans will be resumed

[Wurlon]

~static is sounded from Wurlon's transmission station, no contact is present~

[ShogunSniper]

Wurlon, come in! Wurlon, do you read me?! WURLON!!!!!!

[OverrideB1]

requesting authorization to blow up somebody

Authorisation is hereby granted to make things go BOOM. Not only that, it's granted retrospectively so you're covered for things you might have... accidentally... made go BOOM in the past.

Meanwhile I'm despatching a contingent of 100 cybernetic otters to Wurlon's base to discover what happened. And to steal any useful stuff that might be there... Damn', did I say the last bit out loud?



**whistles**


Nothing to see here folks, move along.

This post has been edited by OverrideB1: Sep 3 2005, 01:18 AM

[Wolfie]

My wolfmen that were en route have been recalled, due to no longer being needed.

[Wurlon]

~static stops, instead satanic voices can be heard whispering and growling~

*what appears to be an extremely heavy door is opened, more screams are heard*

This post has been edited by Wurlon: Sep 3 2005, 01:19 AM