The Second Evil Genius Collab. Thread, EVIL!!!!!! Options

[Wurlon]

Silly, silly people ~ the answer to the Lord Blade problem is a simple one. I simply sent him a complimentary pair of mind control Nikes from my... ahem, factory.

He may think he's conquering the world for himself ~ but we know better. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA..ACK... COUGH... SPLUTTER!
Damn', I've been overdoing the evil-maniac laugh™ again. Pass the cough-sweets somebody. Yes, that's right ~ the cough-sweets of DOOM!

My plans are not to defeat lord blade, but rather create an army for myself and/or the protection of the collaboration.

[Megil Tel-Zeke]

Dear Wurlon,

After reading your request, and seeing that poison is to be used in a highly monitored fashion, I do hereby grant to you 3 Kg of fluoroacetate, which should be more than enough to obtain an army of 30,000 skeletons, possibly more if you hit teens and children. Should you require more fluoroacetate do jsut send mea letter of extention and you will haave more delivered the following day.

This letter is to act as your permit and is to expire on 10/31/05 at 03:54:16.

Sincerely,
Megil Tel'Zeke

[ShogunSniper]

UPDATE; 15:42:
Nuclear missile launch site has been succesfully constructed on the moon. Nuclear missile silo has been succesfully constructed on the moon. The missile launch site can strike anywhere on the earth within 25 hours or less upon the entry of coordinates (1 hour to prep this missle, 24 or less to get within range). For those of you who wish to launch any type of missile to any point on the earth but do not have the means to do so for geographical or financial reasons or otherwise, please contatct me and something can be arranged.

Thank you,
ShogunSniper, CEO of Intergalactic Affairs for the Evil Genius Collaboration


This post has been edited by ShogunSniper: Sep 2 2005, 08:50 PM

[BobV]

From: BobV
To: Coalition of Evil Geniuses

Yo, brothers and sisters in evil. Remember those burgers you all had at lunch? They were ment for the New Zealand government. I planted something in them that'd make me read all their eater's email. Please discard your computers. You'll all recieve a box of fine Belgian chocolate soon to make up for it.

-BobV, Food Khan.

This post has been edited by BobV: Sep 2 2005, 08:49 PM

[Megil Tel-Zeke]

glad I had eel sushi then.

[BobV]

From: BobV
To: Those Whom It May Concern

Requesting to have brains larger than a peanut implanted in a chosen amount of my animated food-creatures.

Corpulently,
BobV- Food Khan

[minque]

ehrm..what was my rank again.......i see you use nuclear things..WITHOUT MY PERMISSION

BEWARE...

[BobV]

It's only in your department if they make a "POOF" sound... right?

[ShogunSniper]

ehrm..what was my rank again.......i see you use nuclear things..WITHOUT MY PERMISSION

BEWARE...

if that was directed to me, i haven't launched any yet. and i have had them before you joined the coalation so i didn't aquire them illegally (by our standards) so im not really using them.

[minque]

ok...but I´ll launch a big...POOFFF next time you try to use my fuel-elements

[BobV]

Hey, now, sistah from anothah motha. We're all friends here. How about we forget about it and you both recieve some foodstuffs of your choice With just a little hint of pacifiers?

[ShogunSniper]

HAHHAHAHAHA

YOU'RE 'POOFFS' ARE WORTHLSS IN SPACE, MINQUE! THERE IS NO NOISE IN SPACE! Your threats are empty ones, don't go beyond your station or you will meet your death.

[BobV]

Don' get excited ma bro.

[gamer10]

I'm willing to hold diplomatic talks with however wants a treaty from me. Seeing as how I'm curretly at war with nearly all of you.

[BobV]

I'm willing to declare peace to you. You were at war with anyone?

*mutters something about how he doesn't get told anything and gets regarded as the catering department and more of that sh*t*

[gamer10]

I have just tested my first *poof* firework.

[BobV]

OMG! POOFAGE! POOFAGE! RED ALERT! RED ALERT! BATTLE STATIONS! TAKE COVER! WOMEN AND CATERING BRANCH FIRST! ahem.


From: BobV- Food Khan
To: Minque- Mistress of all things POOF

One of our local spies in the OSN area has detected an unlegalized poof practiced by Gammy. I'd slap him.

-BobV, Food Khan.

[ShogunSniper]

THERE WILL BE NO PEACE, GAMER!! YOU DECLARED WAR ON THE MOON AND YOU SHALL PAY!!!

*prepares to launch three nuclear missiles at Utah, Wyoming, and Kansas. All of which WILL go POOFF*

[gamer10]

*Creates a shield of strange chemicaly inhanced squirrel hide which will lower the nuclear blasts to that of a little *poof*

Oh by the way, take a look at this.

http://42.cabaretvoltaire.com/images/us-perspective.gif

This post has been edited by gamer10: Sep 2 2005, 10:16 PM

[BobV]

Don't do that. You'll make my forward bases disguised as McDonalds explode. You son of a witch. Thankee, Gammy-o.

This post has been edited by BobV: Sep 2 2005, 10:15 PM