The Evil Collaboration Thread #3, The Utterly Evil Events W/ Less Spam! Options

[Neck' Thall]

Hello?????I said this in #2 My army is Lapuat's army of flying robots who shoot lasers out of their eyes! ohh and Btw i was grounded for a while so umm...are we still at war with gamer? and wth happened to Override?

Edit: Yeah read my sig too...i made it in big easy readable letters...

This post has been edited by Neck' Thall: Sep 3 2005, 11:52 PM

[Soulseeker3.0]

I would like a report, as in what our current plans are and what phase we are at. thank you.

[DoomedOne]

Reports: I am overlord of every other parallel universe besides this one.

I am installing poison protection into my time-frame

I've decided to act my like an boat since everyone appears to think I;m some sort of tyrant, so I'll be sending 500 flying tyranisaurus rexes shot shoot spikes out of their arms toward the midwest. My goal is to obliterate the Squirrel Nation.

I declare war on wurlon and gamer. Pre-emptive war for an attempted coup.

[Wolfie]

1) Wurlon you can't have the same damn army as me, that's just stupid. Get your own army.

2) I fully support DoomedOne in his war on Gamer and Wurlon

[ShogunSniper]

i support war on Greenland!!!!!!!!!!

and i am building a giant cannon on the moon that shoots shells the size of towns at the earth, and it goes neither poof nor boom, it goes bang! muahahahahah


however i am against war on gamer and neutral toward wurlon.

This post has been edited by ShogunSniper: Sep 4 2005, 12:14 AM

[Channler]

I've moved be on regular evil plans.  I've exhausted jsut about every single plan you could on different Earths in other universes.  I've moved beyond, I'm officially like that organization in movies that only comes by the end to clean up the mess.  I'm like a phantom organization.  Therefore, good guys can't destroy me, because I've moved beyond primary evilness.  I'm up to secondary evilness, the type of evilness you never get a full dose of in movies, the type the good guys never quite mess with.

The only creature that could ever beat me was Michael J Fox, and where the Hell is he now huh?  Yeah, that's right!

*Opens up brief case and puts on very small glasses, turns and looks down at a peice of paper*

Ahh, sorry Mr. Bad Guy, but according to the 938 x 10^93 clause of the Article of similiar proportions it states, and I quote,

"Every villian, no matter race, crede, color, or motivation, must hereby abide by the Rules of Cliche' that was established in the year 192 1/3 B.C. Those that decide not to abide by these said ruling shall stand in a court room of the said offended individual/country/nation/government and be judged by the Sausage. If the Offender survives the 24 hours of Meat, then they, the Offender, shall be declared null of their said crimes and may continue in a non-cliche'd universe/time/continuam."

*Take off glasses slowly*

Now sir, have you had your trial by Weener yet?

This post has been edited by Channler: Sep 4 2005, 12:16 AM

[Soulseeker3.0]

I too agree with Doomed one's plan to attack Wurlon and gamer, all my sourses are at your disposal

[ShogunSniper]

doomedone youve seen the future, how do i die?

[DoomedOne]

Channler. you forget the amendment to this law of cliche which was made in account of the movie hostage others I can't quite remember.


In the case of Teenage Super hero verses Random Men in black suits, when the primary villain has been defeated, the mysterious organization of secondary evilness is null, as long as they do not become large players until the last half hour of the movie, against any undoings by the hero, until the sequel. If, however, the organization presents itself before the last half hour, then the hero which answers under apathetic and self-destructive may unknowingly unwravel this organization.

Soulseeker, what are you resources?

Shogun, says here you join in my war efforts against Wurlon and Gamer and live a long happy life with many a gorgeous naked woman to serve your every need. I'm still observing yur life, I'm not finished yet but so far you're looking very good. I'll stay tuned to see the death.

[ShogunSniper]

KILL GAMER AND WURLON!!

Heeey....turn off capslock..if you don´t wanna see another "lock" ( edit minque)

[BobV]

...why're we killing them again?

[DoomedOne]

Bobv, says here there are two paths for your future. In one, you join in my cause and fight wurlon and gamer, and, oh... oh god... oh god! Oh God!!! Well, if you're not homosexual I suggest you go with the other option, which is...

You join in my war efforts, and.. oh... oh god... oh God! Oh my God! Oh God! OH GOD! Yes, this option is slightly less horrible.

[BobV]

I think I'd rather do an inspection tour of food and waitresses of my various culinary holdings.

[Neck' Thall]

Hey we can kill wurlon!!! he is the kepper of the Titles...we are just evil maniacs with armies without titles...with them we are organized evil maniacs with armies.

This post has been edited by Neck' Thall: Sep 4 2005, 01:12 AM

[ShogunSniper]

he only keeps the titles for this thread.

[DoomedOne]

That's ture, last threat it was bobv, and before that is was me, we will find a new title keeper.

[Neck' Thall]

ok! I will have Laputa floating abouve Alaska in a day and get my robots to searching for his base. can you guys send your armies to laputa so we can have to same jump point at his base?

[BobV]

I can have the LAX-A-TIV's on the foodstuffs stored in the base activated which should lower resistance.

[Wurlon]

Meh I've loved wolves and wolfmen all my life, wtf kind of army would I have? I never wanted to copy but it comes to that, stupid robotically enchanced skeletal warriors suck butt and the rest of your armies are so-non evil I can't stand it. Cute Elite Puppies And Sneaky Killer Kitties aren't the armies I had in mind. Fine I'll switch but wtf happened here? No one was on so I went for an hour walk and I come back and people want to kill me... and gamer but idk what he did.


wtf is going on?

And you guys don't know where my base is, so HA!

[BobV]

Food is everywhere.

I rule food.

Ergo, I am everywhere.

[sends exact location of base to fellow members]