The Evil Collaboration Thread #3, The Utterly Evil Events W/ Less Spam! Options

[Dantrag]

To: All members of this great and terrible coalition.

From: Dantrag.

We need to take extreme actions against the ones who seek to usurp our throne of majesty.

I hereby donate 35 nuclear warheads to DoomedOne, and I will keep some at my ocean base as well.

DoomedOne, my base is hereby offered as a refuge for any who need it, and my warheads will be ready for firing at any moment.

Doomed, your time-travelling abilities will be most precious in this time of crisis.

All other members: I would request that you all make a donation to our leader to aid in this war.

minque, donate some 'poof', as we will need much of that when we find the rebel's base.

This post has been edited by Dantrag: Sep 4 2005, 02:29 AM

[Neck' Thall]

To: All members of this great and terrible coalition
From:Neck' Thall

I Herby Donate the use of Laputa as a staging grounds for our offensive a gainst the Free Coalition of Anti-Evil Genuises. I recommend that all Donors put a part of your army there as a quik strike force, as laputa can go anywhere in the world in less than twelve hours.

[gamer10]

To: The Collaberation of Evil Genuises

I am a mere representative of the free coalition. We (The Free Coalition) have decided as a group to declare war on your pitiful illegtimate group.You have a short time to surrender before we are forced to ransack your scum filled cities. May you lose swiftly. Regards-

-The Free Coalition of Anti-Evil Genuises

This post has been edited by gamer10: Sep 4 2005, 02:38 AM

[Soulseeker3.0]

Never give up! Never surrender!! we (the evil guys) could destroy you. heck one of us could beat you. you have squirrels.

[Dantrag]

Dear fellow Colleagues,

I regret to inform you that Dantrag of universe 173 has died, but not without cause. He has gathered information that may prove to be crucial in this war.

They are in possession of anti-matter.

therefore, I would like to nominate minque as our Head of Research to Counter Anti-Matter, or quickly referred to as HRCA. I have made this decision, seeing as 'poof' is most closely related to anti-matter.

Please vote quickly; we may not have much time.

[DoomedOne]

*Stands up in the Star Wars like Council room*

Council members of this Collaboration, my I recognize you as:

Shogun, the CEO of Intergalactic Affairs; Override, Overlord of all things BOOM; Minque, Mistress of all things POOF & Plutonium Usage; Dantrag, Supreme Overlord of all Oceanic activity and Legislator of Nuclear activity; ED, Fuhrer of Totalitarian matters and Dystopian ideas and Master Chief of the DHSP; Soulseeker, Chief of the Elite Secret Ninja Guild; Chumba, Chief Operations Manager for Paradoxical and Otherwise Strangely Improbable and Terrifying Events and Captain of the Pirates' Coalition against World Peace; Lonewolf, Evil Executive Manager of Earthquakes, Volcanoes, Lava, Magma and Rock; BobV, Food Khan and Archmage; Neck'Thall, Master and Commander of the Floating Island, "Laputa"; Megil, Cruel Director of Poisonous and pollutive activity; FuzzyKnight, Commander & King of the Fuzz.

I am formerly King of the Space-Time continuam, State Secretary of Genetic Manipulation and Board Leader of Coalition.

*Round fo applause*

This collaboration... this union... this coalition, as it stands, is not strong enough to face the new threat that knocks upon our door my friends! We can no longer hide behind our beauracracy. Formerly our defense was nothing more than to shove a pile of papers in the face of our foes to legally them block them out from their goals of betrayel and injustice. Everything was perfectly legitimate...

We must be more practical. No longer can vital decisions hide behind paperwork! Welcome... to the EMPIRE OF EVIL GENIUSES!

And without further adieu, stay tuned for your new titles.

[Soulseeker3.0]

*cheers* *cheers* Yes the Empire will strike back at our foes (yes that was a reference )

[Dantrag]

*Dantrag leans back in his chair with his arms crossed. He gives curt nod to one of his mutated sharks. He waits for DoomedOne's next statement.*

[ShogunSniper]

I second minque as being HRCA


and i donate my anauthorized nuclear missile launchpad and my 16 unauthorized nuclear missiles to doomedone.

in other news, a Super high powered linear orbiting cannon or SHPLOC (lmao) has been constructed on the moon. it has the power to fire an extremely large shell from the moon to the earth. upon firing the round will reach earth in approx. 29 minutes and cause an extremely devastating crater several miles wide at the point of impact. no explosives are used within the rounds though so it will simply cause the crater and an earthquake. downside is firing it can cause the moon to go out of orbit.....

[Wurlon]

You have eight minutes until the destruction of Laputa using anti-matter bombs, surrender now and Thrall will be spared.

This post has been edited by Wurlon: Sep 4 2005, 02:56 AM

[DoomedOne]

Official leaders of the EMPIRE OF EVIL GENIUSES

DoomedOne: King of Space and Time, God of Universes 2-46, Chosen One of Genetic Manipulation and... EMPEROR OF THE EMPIRE OF EVIL GENIUSES
HQ: The Void
Army: Plagues of the Apocolypse

Shogun: Dark Lord of Intergalactic Affairs
HQ: Moonbase
Army: Samurai Snipers

Override: Grand Overlord of all things BOOM
HQ: Chinese sweatshop
Army: Overworked Chinese children

Minque: Sorceress of all things POOF & Plutonium Usage
HQ: Facility in North Atlantic
Army: Finland Navy

Dantrag: The Aqua-Nuke!
HQ: Facility in Pacific abyss
Army: Various Genetically modified Sea Creatures

ED: The FUHRER!
HQ: Secret Police Complex
Army: Death's Hand Secret Police

Soulseeker: Great Chief of the Elite Secret Ninja Guild
HQ: Somewhere on the Moon
Army: Ninjas

Chumba: Sinful Captain Paradoxical and Otherwise Strangely Improbable and Terrifying Events and his own Pirate Ship
HQ: The freaking Carribean
Army: Pirates

Lonewolf: God of Earthquakes, Volcanoes, Lava, Magma and Rock
HQ: Fortess of Solitude and Despair
Army: I don't remember what he said

BobV: Food Khan and Archmage
HQ: McDonald's Parking lot
Army: Food monsters & Half Hitler Clones

Neck'Thall: Master and Commander of the Floating Island, "Laputa"
HQ: Laputa
Army: Laputa's army of flying Robots which shoot Lasers out of their eyes

Megil: Cruel Director of Poisonous and pollutive activity.
HQ: South Pole
Army: Sludge Monsters

FuzzyKnight: Commander & King of the Fuzz
HQ: The Hidden Fortress of the Fuzz located in Norway
Army: Unnaturally Strong Elite Puppies, Sneaky Ninja Kitten Slaves and everything else that goes into the category; Fuzzy

This post has been edited by DoomedOne: Sep 4 2005, 04:24 AM

[ShogunSniper]

SWEET "Dark Lord" i like it!


oh and *ahem* we have a situation.

[Dantrag]

Neck'Thall, you have limited time; step through the portal that appeared in your base and come to mine.

The anti-matter will have to eat up the entire ocean before even dreaming of ggetting to my base; it's the safest place.

HURRY, BEFORE IT DISAPPEARS!

[Wurlon]

Times Up, Laputa Is Destroyed! Thrall Is Dead Sleeping!

This post has been edited by Wurlon: Sep 4 2005, 03:02 AM

[ShogunSniper]

blast, they're attacking the moon!


i'de be willing to bet that this gets moved to the rp thread...

[DoomedOne]

Don't worry, I;ve already set up a defenseive portal-barrier around Laputa. The missiles will be ripelled forward in time, so we have plenty of time to move Laputa out of the way.

[Dantrag]

Neck'Thall, I have now made it so that only you may step through the portal.

I cannot house, nor save your army; you will have to abandon them!

the portal will be destroyed with your base if you do not step through!

[Wurlon]

blast, they're attacking the moon!
i'de be willing to bet that this gets moved to the rp thread...

One hour until the arrival of 45,000 armed wolfmen on the moon, surrender and you will be spared, or you will be annihilated like Thrall.

[DoomedOne]

Alright guys, sorry, but they nearly destroyed Laputa (nearly, I sent the missiles foward in time). We have to act now, that's why I'll be messing around with the physics of this universe. If I succeed, then anit-matter missiles will become impossible, and anyone destroyed by them will come back. If I fail, then, I may accidentally reverse gravity destroying all signs of life. Here goes...

[Wurlon]

Alright guys, sorry, but they nearly destroyed Laputa (nearly, I sent the missiles foward in time).  We have to act now, that's why I'll be messing around with the physics of this universe.  If I succeed, then anit-matter missiles will become impossible, and anyone destroyed by them will come back.  If I fail, then, I may accidentally reverse gravity destroying all signs of life.  Here goes...

Aww come on don't use time that's cheap, you guys could have launched missles at my anti-matter bombs, so it's your fault thrall should be dead. Plus he was sleeping We won't use time if you won't,