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King Of Beasts
-grabs popcorn-
mALX
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Aug 27 2013, 07:53 PM) *

The Classic Double Cross!

If only I were expecting this!

If only I had set up dynamite in that bar!

If only..... And fssssssst goes the dynamite!


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Blackie: "What's wrong, I set it all up perfectly..."





*mALX staked out bar before going in, saw Blackie laying wires down. Chewed through wires*


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*mALX takes big dump on wires, shorting them out*


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"NYUK NYUK NYUK!"




Black Hand
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"Nyyeeeahhhh! NyeeeehhH! Errrr! Why I oughta! Wise squirrel, eh?"


*Gets Sniper BB rifle out*

"Much better! Tricky squirrels, never trust a mercenary tomorrow, with what you can eliminate today!"

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"Hehehehehe!"

mALX
*mALX sets up decoy squirrel to draw Blackie's aim while she hides in full camo; creeps out and takes aim*


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Black Hand
But little did she realize she had stepped into...the Squirrel Funnelator!

https://myspace.com/42ndcow/video/squirrel-...lator/25690459#!

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"Hasta la vista, Ardilla!"

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mALX


*mALX says a quick prayer*


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Pulls out poison of last resort:


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Black Hand
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You wouldn't...
Elisabeth Hollow
I showed my friend your hands, Blackie, and she turned really red and goes, "Put that away before I hunt him down." XD
mALX


*mALX hides Poison in something, but what? She dons disquise and takes ride out on her trusty human's hand*



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Black Hand
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Aug 27 2013, 06:13 PM) *

I showed my friend your hands, Blackie, and she turned really red and goes, "Put that away before I hunt him down." XD


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I'm now certain there is a conspiracy, started years ago, probably by my Mom, and it's become the worlds longest running joke....

...I feel like I'm on "The Truman Show"...

"Wouldn't it be the ultimate mind**** if we tell him he has sheksy hands, and see how he keeps getting mindblown?!!"

*Gaggle of Girls Giggle*

Stop messing with my mind!

*Takes bite of Hebrew National Hot Dog....mALX's hotsauce does the trick.*

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This Assassin's creed...is to surrender and fight another day....
Elisabeth Hollow
It's really not! I promise!
Black Hand
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Aug 27 2013, 06:32 PM) *

It's really not! I promise!


Lol! No worries! I'm just interweaving two events to the fictional battleground with Miss Squirrely Wrath.

Thats...1-1...2-0?

Meh, we all win, with laughters.

And these big strong hands typing out eloquent phrases and making beautiful calligrahy.
Black Hand
Okay, so just to be clear than...all women find certain hands attractive? This is a universal trait to the gender?
Elisabeth Hollow
I really don't know. I'll ask my lady friends at work tomorrow. There's a side variety of ages and backgrounds there.
mALX
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Aug 27 2013, 09:27 PM) *



*Takes bite of Hebrew National Hot Dog....mALX's hotsauce does the trick.*

This Assassin's creed...is to surrender and fight another day....


Oooh, Hebrew National! They answer to a higher authority!



mALX
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Aug 27 2013, 09:36 PM) *

Okay, so just to be clear than...all women find certain hands attractive? This is a universal trait to the gender?


I still like Mirocu's arm, does that count?


And if we are discussing body parts, men's thighs can be pretty hawt.


Rohirrim
QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 27 2013, 09:53 PM) *

QUOTE(Black Hand @ Aug 27 2013, 09:36 PM) *

Okay, so just to be clear than...all women find certain hands attractive? This is a universal trait to the gender?


I still like Mirocu's arm, does that count?


And if we are discussing body parts, men's thighs can be pretty hawt.

It's the scent that does it for me. I've noticed all my tall male friends smell like vanilla and oranges.
mALX
QUOTE(Rohirrim @ Aug 27 2013, 10:02 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 27 2013, 09:53 PM) *

QUOTE(Black Hand @ Aug 27 2013, 09:36 PM) *

Okay, so just to be clear than...all women find certain hands attractive? This is a universal trait to the gender?


I still like Mirocu's arm, does that count?


And if we are discussing body parts, men's thighs can be pretty hawt.

It's the scent that does it for me. I've noticed all my tall male friends smell like vanilla and oranges.



I also am attracted by scent, but not vanilla or oranges - Polo, Drakkar, the original English Leather, or clean sweat from working on a farm or construction, etc.





Rohirrim
QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 27 2013, 10:06 PM) *

QUOTE(Rohirrim @ Aug 27 2013, 10:02 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 27 2013, 09:53 PM) *

QUOTE(Black Hand @ Aug 27 2013, 09:36 PM) *

Okay, so just to be clear than...all women find certain hands attractive? This is a universal trait to the gender?


I still like Mirocu's arm, does that count?


And if we are discussing body parts, men's thighs can be pretty hawt.

It's the scent that does it for me. I've noticed all my tall male friends smell like vanilla and oranges.



I also am attracted by scent, but not vanilla or oranges - Polo, Drakkar, the original English Leather, or clean sweat from working on a farm or construction, etc.

Not saying they're attractive, just there. I personally like clean sweat as well, and any type of bold, strong cologne.
Elisabeth Hollow
I like more sweet scents. The more musky ones make me cough. I also like chins. And beards, weirdly enough XD
King Of Beasts
We're still on this big hands and sweet scents topic?! rollinglaugh.gif
Elisabeth Hollow
I bet you got tiny hands, KoB XD
King Of Beasts
SHUT UP FATTY XD
Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 27 2013, 09:38 PM) *

SHUT UP FATTY XD

Ouch, my feelings XD
King Of Beasts
YOU KNOW WHAT?


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Kiln
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 28 2013, 02:34 AM) *

We're still on this big hands and sweet scents topic?! rollinglaugh.gif

You know what they say about big hands...

You've gotta buy larger gloves. laugh.gif
mALX
QUOTE(Kiln @ Aug 27 2013, 11:18 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 28 2013, 02:34 AM) *

We're still on this big hands and sweet scents topic?! rollinglaugh.gif

You know what they say about big hands...

You've gotta buy larger gloves. laugh.gif



Too late, Grits already said that, lol.


Elisabeth Hollow
Puppy!!!! wub.gif
King Of Beasts
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Aug 27 2013, 11:34 PM) *

Puppy!!!! wub.gif


Lets just make up laugh.gif
Elisabeth Hollow
I hate not having more than one babysitter. My mother in law had something done to check her heart(Shes fine, btw) and she's weak from it and can't watch Snuggled for us. Well, Hubster's boss decided that all morning shifts were gonna be on his schedule this week.

My brother's back in school, and everyone else I know either is working or can't afford the gas to drive into town where we live and watch him. So, Liz is gonna have to call in tomorrow...for the second day in a row.

And I hate that. I HATE not being at work when I'm supposed to be there. I feel like an awful person, but it's out of my hands and I can't help it. But I feel icky not being there, knowing that my coworkers are short a person.
King Of Beasts
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Aug 27 2013, 11:46 PM) *

I hate not having more than one babysitter. My mother in law had something done to check her heart(Shes fine, btw) and she's weak from it and can't watch Snuggled for us. Well, Hubster's boss decided that all morning shifts were gonna be on his schedule this week.

My brother's back in school, and everyone else I know either is working or can't afford the gas to drive into town where we live and watch him. So, Liz is gonna have to call in tomorrow...for the second day in a row.

And I hate that. I HATE not being at work when I'm supposed to be there. I feel like an awful person, but it's out of my hands and I can't help it. But I feel icky not being there, knowing that my coworkers are short a person.


It's not your fault. It's gotta be done kvleft.gif

You sure No friends can watch him?
Elisabeth Hollow
I have one friend that I don't work with, and she already said no. She's got her own stuff going on, so I'm not mad.
Kiln
QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 28 2013, 03:31 AM) *

QUOTE(Kiln @ Aug 27 2013, 11:18 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 28 2013, 02:34 AM) *

We're still on this big hands and sweet scents topic?! rollinglaugh.gif

You know what they say about big hands...

You've gotta buy larger gloves. laugh.gif



Too late, Grits already said that, lol.

Awww. Didn't see that. Always a minute late or a dollar short.

Sorry about you babysitting woes Liz. sad.gif
mALX
QUOTE(Kiln @ Aug 28 2013, 12:01 AM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 28 2013, 03:31 AM) *

QUOTE(Kiln @ Aug 27 2013, 11:18 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 28 2013, 02:34 AM) *

We're still on this big hands and sweet scents topic?! rollinglaugh.gif

You know what they say about big hands...

You've gotta buy larger gloves. laugh.gif



Too late, Grits already said that, lol.

Awww. Didn't see that. Always a minute late or a dollar short.

Sorry about you babysitting woes Liz. sad.gif



Eh, it was on a different thread though, lol.


@ Liz - Yes, bless your heart on babysitter issues - been through it, Liz!


Elisabeth Hollow
It sucks, but...-shrugs-
King Of Beasts
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Aug 28 2013, 12:16 AM) *

It sucks, but...-shrugs-


What are you gonna do the rest of the week?
mALX
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Aug 27 2013, 11:46 PM) *

I hate not having more than one babysitter. My mother in law had something done to check her heart(Shes fine, btw) and she's weak from it and can't watch Snuggled for us. Well, Hubster's boss decided that all morning shifts were gonna be on his schedule this week.

My brother's back in school, and everyone else I know either is working or can't afford the gas to drive into town where we live and watch him. So, Liz is gonna have to call in tomorrow...for the second day in a row.

And I hate that. I HATE not being at work when I'm supposed to be there. I feel like an awful person, but it's out of my hands and I can't help it. But I feel icky not being there, knowing that my coworkers are short a person.



Glad to hear your MIL is okay from that heart check. That must have been scary for everyone.


Uleni Athram
ALMOST BURNED THE HOUSE DOWN!!! COOKING SAUSAGES, NO LESS!! God, I feel ridiculous right now.
mALX
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Aug 28 2013, 03:27 AM) *

ALMOST BURNED THE HOUSE DOWN!!! COOKING SAUSAGES, NO LESS!! God, I feel ridiculous right now.



Frying grease too hot is one of the main causes of kitchen fires. I hope you are okay Hug_emoticon.gif



mALX
This is for Blackie, a corset photo:



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Black Hand
"Doesn't matter, seen corset!"

*Prepares the Funnelnator.*
mALX
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Aug 28 2013, 03:54 AM) *

"Doesn't matter, seen corset!"

*Prepares the Funnelnator.*



Is that Fun-elator?



Uleni Athram
QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 28 2013, 04:38 PM) *

QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Aug 28 2013, 03:27 AM) *

ALMOST BURNED THE HOUSE DOWN!!! COOKING SAUSAGES, NO LESS!! God, I feel ridiculous right now.



Frying grease too hot is one of the main causes of kitchen fires. I hope you are okay Hug_emoticon.gif

I just forgot to turn the stove off after I was done. It was minutes later that I found out my error, courtesy of a fog and a blaring alarm.

Other than that, its all a-okay now!
Kiln
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Aug 28 2013, 07:27 AM) *

ALMOST BURNED THE HOUSE DOWN!!! COOKING SAUSAGES, NO LESS!! God, I feel ridiculous right now.

Well if you're going to burn down the house, might as well do it while making delicious sausage.

In all seriousness though, glad you're alright. Fire extinguishers are a must for any household.
Black Hand
QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 28 2013, 12:59 AM) *

QUOTE(Black Hand @ Aug 28 2013, 03:54 AM) *

"Doesn't matter, seen corset!"

*Prepares the Funnelnator.*



Is that Fun-elator?


No that's the slingshot too fling rodentia across backyards! biggrin.gif laugh.gif
mALX
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Aug 28 2013, 04:09 AM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 28 2013, 04:38 PM) *

QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Aug 28 2013, 03:27 AM) *

ALMOST BURNED THE HOUSE DOWN!!! COOKING SAUSAGES, NO LESS!! God, I feel ridiculous right now.



Frying grease too hot is one of the main causes of kitchen fires. I hope you are okay Hug_emoticon.gif

I just forgot to turn the stove off after I was done. It was minutes later that I found out my error, courtesy of a fog and a blaring alarm.

Other than that, its all a-okay now!



Thank goodness for the alarm then. <3


mALX
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Aug 28 2013, 04:18 AM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 28 2013, 12:59 AM) *

QUOTE(Black Hand @ Aug 28 2013, 03:54 AM) *

"Doesn't matter, seen corset!"

*Prepares the Funnelnator.*



Is that Fun-elator?


No that's the slingshot too fling rodentia across backyards! biggrin.gif laugh.gif



But I'm a flying squirrel:


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King Of Beasts
My boss asked me to fix the sink in the bathroom


I ain't a plumber
Elisabeth Hollow
Did you tell him that?
King Of Beasts
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Aug 28 2013, 10:14 AM) *

Did you tell him that?


He's aware of that already. He doesn't wanna pay a plumber to fix it. I can't fix that [censored]!
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