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Black Hand
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 12 2013, 09:22 PM) *
I can write poetry about anything you name at the drop of a hat, lol. NEVAH get into a poetry war with me! ROFL !!!

IPB Image


Squirrely wrath thrown to floor like glove.
Confident eyes challenge Heavens above.
Ancient Greek Tragedies writ remind,
Hubris was the punishment of tomes' bind.
mALX
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Sep 13 2013, 12:31 AM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 12 2013, 09:22 PM) *
I can write poetry about anything you name at the drop of a hat, lol. NEVAH get into a poetry war with me! ROFL !!!

IPB Image


Squirrely wrath thrown to floor like glove.
Confident eyes challenge Heavens above.
Ancient Greek Tragedies writ remind,
Hubris was the punishment of tomes' bind.


Barney!

She kneeled before him in the sand
pulling the black glove from his hand
"Well then." She breathed a quiet breath
"Punish me, my man of death."

(You won that round, I was on the phone and couldn't concentrate).



Black Hand
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 12 2013, 09:39 PM) *

She kneeled before him in the sand
pulling the black glove from his hand
kissed his fingers one by one
her eyes holding his till she was done
"My challenge was only made in fun,
if you accepted it you'd better run."
Then sank squirrely teeth into his thumb.


Bleeding the blood of the heartless one,
if you've sought your equal, thy will be done.
With words we build and with words we break,
I've taken your challenge, hear the heavens quake.

Pure poison flows through these veins,
I spit hot fire, I bury remains.
This analytical mind replies to your prose,
and continues as such until your eyes close.

The shade of my gauntlets is a dye,
extracted from that which is unseen by eyes.
The course is clear, and the duel is set.
This little bitey squirrel...poses no threat.
mALX
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Sep 13 2013, 12:55 AM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 12 2013, 09:39 PM) *

She kneeled before him in the sand
pulling the black glove from his hand
kissed his fingers one by one
her eyes holding his till she was done
"My challenge was only made in fun,
if you accepted it you'd better run."
Then sank squirrely teeth into his thumb.


Bleeding the blood of the heartless one,
if you've sought your equal, thy will be done.
With words we build and with words we break,
I've taken your challenge, hear the heavens quake.

Pure poison flows through these veins,
I spit hot fire, I bury remains.
This analytical mind replies to your prose,
and continues as such until your eyes close.

The shade of my gauntlets is a dye,
extracted from that which is unseen by eyes.
The course is clear, and the duel is set.
This little bitey squirrel...poses no threat.



Wait, I changed the poem
after I got off the phone!


mALX



The gauntlet was thrown down at her feet
His words wafted like a distant horn blown by the wind
Calling the hounds to a hunting meet
The black wolf howled his bitter end.
The master comes to still his cries
And silence his hand, and silence his lies.
She comes alone in the still of night
Alone she'll best him in this fight.


Black Hand
Interpret not, this move I make
As seeking the challenge to forsake.
Rather, slumber seeks my night to take.
And early in the morrow, must I wake.



mALX
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Sep 13 2013, 01:16 AM) *

Interpret not, this move I make
As seeking the challenge to forsake.
Rather, slumber seeks my night to take.
And early in the morrow, must I wake.



The squirrel nods slowly as she reads
A smile spread on her face
"Black Hand runs and hides in bed,
I guess I've put him in his place"
She dusts her hands, leans back in her chair
And stretches with a regal air.


mirocu
I want ice and snow now dry.gif
King Of Beasts
DONT. WANNA. GO. TO. WORK verysad.gif
mirocu
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 13 2013, 01:04 PM) *

DONT. WANNA. GO. TO. WORK verysad.gif

WANNA. HAVE. A. WORK. TO. GO. TO. SO. SORRY. IF. I. DONīT. SYMPATHIZE. WITH. YOU.


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King Of Beasts
You can have my job hehe.gif
mirocu
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 13 2013, 01:06 PM) *

You can have my job hehe.gif

When do I start? laugh.gif
King Of Beasts
Now! tongue.gif
mirocu
-Jumps on bike and heads for Kobbyīs work-



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King Of Beasts
-goes back to sleep-


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treydog
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 13 2013, 12:23 AM) *

Popping a pimple on your left knee.

Since the squirrel dodged this one, the dachshund will step in (it).


Oh, sad to say, I discovered a pimple last Tues-dee
'Twas on the sinister joint, a patella point, sad to see

"Pimple," said I,
"Prepare to die!"
Fingers pinched
The foul excresence squinched

With paper I erased
The very last trace
And flushed Tuesday away

mirocu
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 13 2013, 01:19 PM) *

-goes back to sleep-


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-reaches the Atlantic where the bike sinks to the bottom, calls Kobby and informs of the situation-
King Of Beasts
NOOOOO!

-gets in submarine to retrieve mirocu-
mirocu
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 13 2013, 03:33 PM) *

NOOOOO!

-gets in submarine to retrieve mirocu-

-puts on appropriate song-

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mALX
QUOTE(treydog @ Sep 13 2013, 08:00 AM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 13 2013, 12:23 AM) *

Popping a pimple on your left knee.

Since the squirrel dodged this one, the dachshund will step in (it).


Oh, sad to say, I discovered a pimple last Tues-dee
'Twas on the sinister joint, a patella point, sad to see

"Pimple," said I,
"Prepare to die!"
Fingers pinched
The foul excresence squinched

With paper I erased
The very last trace
And flushed Tuesday away



He stared at me, his face an angry red
demanding my attention with a cycloped eye of white
The interloper brushed against the cover of my bed
and caused the yelp that echoed in the quiet of the night

My left knee bent involuntary, causing shooting pain
My fingers twitched to the site and withdrew before they touched
I glared and cursed the horrid thing, but my wishes were in vain
Instead a heated compress pad pressed lightly, not too much.

A balm of neosporin and a bandaid neatly placed
The nasty little beast was gone, and once more I could rest.
Squeezing, squishing spritzing these is really not my taste
But hot wet washclothes work just fine, they really are the best



Elisabeth Hollow
I'm off of work, yay!

and there's my poem! <3
King Of Beasts
I've got two hours left sad.gif
mirocu
ITīS FRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY, PEOPLE!! biggrin.gif panic.gif

I know, I know, I donīt have a job. But the Friday feeling still kicks in for me! biggrin.gif
King Of Beasts
My phone is dying...
Elisabeth Hollow
I've got this horrible stomach cramp, so I'm pretty thrilled about being at home, lol.

And of course, I got teased at work for spending a few hours with my friend last night.
King Of Beasts
Why'd they do that?
mirocu
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 13 2013, 05:47 PM) *

I got teased at work for spending a few hours with my friend last night.

What did you expect!? laugh.gif wub.gif hubbahubba.gif
Elisabeth Hollow
HE'S GAY!! I men, come on, lol
King Of Beasts
He's gay. So what!
Elisabeth Hollow
No, my point is that he's GAY, which means he doesn't like vagina, which means he'll have no interest in me, nor I in him, so there's absolutely no way anything will ever happen between us, lol

And yet we still got picked on at work, lol.

He's got good taste in wine, though.
King Of Beasts
Oh. Lol
Elisabeth Hollow
I also got the [censored] scared out of me, lol. We were in the Halloween section, clearing shelves, and I went to grab something near some decorations when one of the little skeleton dolls popped up and goes "NYYAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

I screamed at the top of my lungs and curled into a ball on the ground and...well...frankly, I started crying. I turned it into laughter as quickly as I could, and no one noticed, lol.

Then I got teased for that for the remainder of the day, lol.
King Of Beasts
Oh, you poor thing, lol
Elisabeth Hollow
It was really funny, until one of the guys on my team who will not stop messing with me, started staging them everywhere so I'd walk across them and they'd scare me. I think someone else threw them somewhere cuz they were getting irritated with them, lol
King Of Beasts
That's taking it too far, lol
Elisabeth Hollow
that's the same guy who kept telling me I was a fan of Twilight, and said Harry Potter, LotR and twilight were the exact same thing.

He also keeps giving me nicknames that have nothing to do with ANYTHING.
King Of Beasts
He's mean, lol. Punch him in the mouth mellow.gif
Elisabeth Hollow
I keep telling him "One day, you'll push me too far, and I'll get mean back." And he laughs and goes "Yeah, right"
ImperialSnob
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 13 2013, 04:54 PM) *

He's gay. So what!


Nice logic tongue.gif
Black Hand
Confident squirrel
falsely beleiving she's safe
Sleep was merely rest
mALX
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Sep 13 2013, 12:38 PM) *

Confident squirrel
falsely beleiving she's safe
Sleep was merely rest



Oh no, mon petite ebon mano. I have already done my victory dance! Liz is the challenger now with a poem about a pimple on the left knee being, er...removed somehow.




Elisabeth Hollow
I've got lots of random stuff to write about XD
King Of Beasts
You wrote a poem about a knee pimple? rollinglaugh.gif
mALX
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 13 2013, 03:39 PM) *

You wrote a poem about a knee pimple? rollinglaugh.gif



So did Treydoggie - it is on the page before this one I think.


King Of Beasts
So knee pimples is the topic here now. Okay laugh.gif
ghastley
Just as long as it doesn't get to "Ode To A Small Lump Of Green Putty I Found In My Armpit One Midsummer Morning"

NO VOGON POETRY!!!
Rohirrim
QUOTE(ghastley @ Sep 13 2013, 04:07 PM) *

Just as long as it doesn't get to "Ode To A Small Lump Of Green Putty I Found In My Armpit One Midsummer Morning"

NO VOGON POETRY!!!

O fruddled grubblesnort...
King Of Beasts
Stop speaking Shakespeare language mad.gif
mALX
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 13 2013, 03:46 PM) *

So knee pimples is the topic here now. Okay laugh.gif



I blame Liz!


@ Blackie - Foxy actually won the poetry contest we had. After I did my victory dance he sent me a poem that wiped ours into the ground!


Elisabeth Hollow
I wish I could ACTUALLY talk to Foxy. He sounds like a really cool guy.
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