mirocu
  Oct 5 2013, 04:14 PM
  
 
  Sounds like an awesome brother! 

QUOTE(McBadgere @ Oct 5 2013, 05:11 PM) 

How's the firewood?...
All gone! 

 Well, all that I brought into the cabin and which I thought would last for three weeks. I ended up burning it all in one! 
  
 
 
  McBadgere
  Oct 5 2013, 04:17 PM
  
 
  QUOTE(mirocu @ Oct 5 2013, 04:14 PM) 

Sounds like an awesome brother! 
   
 ...Snassn-Frassn-Mumble-Grumble...
Don't go there... 
QUOTE
All gone! 

 Well, all that I brought into the cabin and which I thought would last for three weeks. I ended up burning it all in one! 

Hah...No, it never seems to last as long as you'd think...
Well, at this point, I seem to have made 20% of the posts today in one afternoon...
Result...
Laters people!!...
Enjoy...
 
 
 
 
  mirocu
  Oct 5 2013, 04:24 PM
  
 
  Don´t go, mr McB! 

 Don´t leave me alone with my demons who.... Oh, there you are again, hello 
  
 
 
  King Coin
  Oct 5 2013, 04:41 PM
  
 
  McB!!! Glad you stopped by!
 
 
 
  mirocu
  Oct 5 2013, 04:45 PM
  
 
  QUOTE(King Coin @ Oct 5 2013, 05:41 PM) 

McB!!! Glad you stopped by!
*Points*
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
 
 
 
 
  King Of Beasts
  Oct 5 2013, 04:56 PM
  
 
  Mirocu!  
  
 
 
  mirocu
  Oct 5 2013, 05:06 PM
  
 
  -Gather around, fans. Gather around 

*looks at Kobby* 

-Gather around, fan. Gather around 
  
 
 
  Rohirrim
  Oct 5 2013, 05:20 PM
  
 
  The power's back on, guys! THE POWER'S BACK OOOOOOONNNN!!!!!! OH SWEET INTERNET HOW I'VE MISSED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
  
 
 
  mirocu
  Oct 5 2013, 05:22 PM
  
 
  All blackouts and no internet makes Rohirrim go crazy? 
  
 
 
  Rohirrim
  Oct 5 2013, 05:24 PM
  
 
  YUP! Three days into Sandy, I went bonkers. Thankfully, we only had to go three days, being on the same grid as a hospital, first aid station, and firehouse.
 
 
 
  mirocu
  Oct 5 2013, 05:26 PM
  
 
  You mean the hospital went three days without main power supply? 

 What caused it?
 
 
 
 
  Colonel Mustard
  Oct 5 2013, 05:28 PM
  
 
  QUOTE(mirocu @ Oct 5 2013, 05:26 PM) 

You mean the hospital went three days without main power supply? 

 What caused it?
Sheogorath. He so swag. 
  
 
 
  Rohirrim
  Oct 5 2013, 05:29 PM
  
 
  Did I mention Sandy? Y'know, devastating hurricane/superstorm that killed dozens and leveled entire neighborhoods? #strongerthanthestorm? #jerseystrong?
 
 
 
  mirocu
  Oct 5 2013, 05:31 PM
  
 
  Oh, you had a hurricane just now? 

 Sheesh! 
  
 
 
  Rohirrim
  Oct 5 2013, 05:31 PM
  
 
  Last October. But we lost power, for some reason, today.
 
 
 
  mirocu
  Oct 5 2013, 05:32 PM
  
 
  Stupid power 
  
 
 
  King Of Beasts
  Oct 5 2013, 06:00 PM
  
 
  QUOTE(mirocu @ Oct 5 2013, 12:06 PM) 

-Gather around, fans. Gather around 

*looks at Kobby* 

-Gather around, fan. Gather around 

'Sup?
 
 
 
 
  Elisabeth Hollow
  Oct 5 2013, 06:05 PM
  
 
  -stays far away-
 
 
 
  Rohirrim
  Oct 5 2013, 06:06 PM
  
 
  -Builds foxhole-
Way ahead of you, Liz.
 
 
 
  Callidus Thorn
  Oct 5 2013, 06:50 PM
  
 
  QUOTE(McBadgere @ Oct 5 2013, 02:23 PM) 

*Points*...
NEWBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!...
He's Thorny, Thorny-Thorny-Thorny...
Hello...Too quiet...
I'd make the echo thing meself, but it's far too noisy in my head as it is...
*Points*...
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!...Om-Nom-Nom...Mmmmm...Fake McMuffins!!...Taste like cardboard...Maybe I shoulda taken it out of the packet...And cooked it...
*Points*...
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOD POIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSOOONNNNNNN!!!!...
That's right people...Food fish...*Applauds*...
*Varnishes*...
I...I don't know how to respond to this.
I have no idea what's going on in here.
*backs away slowly*
Yeah, I'm just gonna
*turns and runs*
 
 
 
 
  Colonel Mustard
  Oct 5 2013, 06:54 PM
  
 
  QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Oct 5 2013, 06:50 PM) 

QUOTE(McBadgere @ Oct 5 2013, 02:23 PM) 

*Points*...
NEWBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!...
He's Thorny, Thorny-Thorny-Thorny...
Hello...Too quiet...
I'd make the echo thing meself, but it's far too noisy in my head as it is...
*Points*...
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!...Om-Nom-Nom...Mmmmm...Fake McMuffins!!...Taste like cardboard...Maybe I shoulda taken it out of the packet...And cooked it...
*Points*...
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOD POIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSOOONNNNNNN!!!!...
That's right people...Food fish...*Applauds*...
*Varnishes*...
I...I don't know how to respond to this.
I have no idea what's going on in here.
*backs away slowly*
Yeah, I'm just gonna
*turns and runs*
Chase him! Catch him! EAT HIS EYES!!!
 
 
 
 
  Elisabeth Hollow
  Oct 5 2013, 07:21 PM
  
 
  QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Oct 5 2013, 12:54 PM) 

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Oct 5 2013, 06:50 PM) 

QUOTE(McBadgere @ Oct 5 2013, 02:23 PM) 

*Points*...
NEWBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!...
He's Thorny, Thorny-Thorny-Thorny...
Hello...Too quiet...
I'd make the echo thing meself, but it's far too noisy in my head as it is...
*Points*...
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!...Om-Nom-Nom...Mmmmm...Fake McMuffins!!...Taste like cardboard...Maybe I shoulda taken it out of the packet...And cooked it...
*Points*...
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOD POIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSOOONNNNNNN!!!!...
That's right people...Food fish...*Applauds*...
*Varnishes*...
I...I don't know how to respond to this.
I have no idea what's going on in here.
*backs away slowly*
Yeah, I'm just gonna
*turns and runs*
Chase him! Catch him! EAT HIS EYES!!!
QUICK! -uses stereotypical lasso and hogties Callidus-
-tips cowboy hat-
"Yer welcome."
 
 
 
 
  King Of Beasts
  Oct 5 2013, 07:56 PM
  
 
  K. What's going on here?!?! 
  
 
 
  Callidus Thorn
  Oct 5 2013, 09:04 PM
  
 
  QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Oct 5 2013, 07:21 PM) 

QUICK! -uses stereotypical lasso and hogties Callidus-
-tips cowboy hat-
"Yer welcome."
Well that was uncalled for.
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Oct 5 2013, 07:56 PM) 

K. What's going on here?!?! 

Ermm...
Little help?
Please?
 
 
 
 
  Elisabeth Hollow
  Oct 5 2013, 09:37 PM
  
 
  I found a kitten!!!!
 
 
 
  Rohirrim
  Oct 5 2013, 09:46 PM
  
 
  Pics or it didnt happen lol 
  
 
 
  treydog
  Oct 5 2013, 09:53 PM
  
 
  [Dean Martin/]When you swim in the sea- and an eel bites your knee.....
That's a moray![/Dean Martin]
 
 
 
  McBadgere
  Oct 5 2013, 09:55 PM
  
 
  QUOTE(Lizzeh!!)
I found a kitten!!!!
Ooooh, cool...Eat it!!... 

 ...
Oh wait...No...I was thinking of penguins just then...We eat penguins don't we?...
Riiiiight...
Sooooo...McThornynewbie...*Steeples fingers and raises eyebrow*...I got the rest of these...Here...Well trained...Witness MirocuMcMicrou's descent through the thread...*Pats former Minion on the head*...
You ready to McRumble?... 
  
 ...
Ach, ah'm onleh joking!!!... 

 ...
Or am I? 

 ...
Yes I am... 

 ...
Or am I?... 

 ...
Yes I am... 

 ...
Or am I?...  

 ...
EDIT!!!...
QUOTE(The excellent Treydawg)
[Dean Martin/]When you swim in the sea- and an eel bites your knee.....
That's a moray![/Dean Martin]
 
 *Applauds heartily*...
 
 
 
 
  Callidus Thorn
  Oct 5 2013, 11:15 PM
  
 
  So that would be a no on the help front then.
Seriously, would someone mind untying me?
McBadgere's looking decidedly hungry. And creepy. Very creepy
*Struggles to get free of ropes*
 
 
 
  Colonel Mustard
  Oct 6 2013, 12:33 AM
  
 
  QUOTE(treydog @ Oct 5 2013, 09:53 PM) 

[Dean Martin/]When you swim in the sea- and an eel bites your knee.....
That's a moray![/Dean Martin]

Bravo, sir, bravo.
 
 
 
 
  Zalphon
  Oct 6 2013, 12:47 AM
  
 
  Writer's Block is a pain in the ass.  When are they going to make Imaginitol?
 
 
 
  Elisabeth Hollow
  Oct 6 2013, 01:35 AM
  
 
  QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Oct 5 2013, 05:15 PM) 

So that would be a no on the help front then.
Seriously, would someone mind untying me?
McBadgere's looking decidedly hungry. And creepy. Very creepy
*Struggles to get free of ropes*
I could let you go. For a price.
 
 
 
 
  treydog
  Oct 6 2013, 01:40 AM
  
 
  QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Oct 5 2013, 06:15 PM) 

So that would be a no on the help front then.
Seriously, would someone mind untying me?
McBadgere's looking decidedly hungry. And creepy. Very creepy
*Struggles to get free of ropes*
*Dances through, singing*
"When you go to the beach, and you're so pale, you seem bleached.....
You need some more RAYS..."
*Slices Callidus free with a razor-sharp dewclaw and dances away*
 
 
 
 
  Callidus Thorn
  Oct 6 2013, 01:47 AM
  
 
  QUOTE(treydog @ Oct 6 2013, 01:40 AM) 

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Oct 5 2013, 06:15 PM) 

So that would be a no on the help front then.
Seriously, would someone mind untying me?
McBadgere's looking decidedly hungry. And creepy. Very creepy
*Struggles to get free of ropes*
*Dances through, singing*
"When you go to the beach, and you're so pale, you seem bleached.....
You need some more RAYS..."
*Slices Callidus free with a razor-sharp dewclaw and dances away*
Thanks.
*Runs for the exit*
*Escapes thread*
 
 
 
 
  Rohirrim
  Oct 6 2013, 02:45 AM
  
 
  -Encloses thread with energy walls-
-Appears on a giant monitor-
"Well, Thorny Boy, I'm afraid nobody is leaving until this game is over."
-Releases robot hyenas-
 
 
 
  McBadgere
  Oct 6 2013, 03:41 AM
  
 
  *Looms up behind Thorny Oakenfeet*...Miss me?...
Honestly, I've no idea why I've started this...Well, I know that never really stops me anyways...But still... 

 ...
*Shakes Callidus' hand*...Y'alright matey?...How's it going?...Nice to meet you, seriously... 

 ...
*Goes up on point and twirls away singing K-Pop song...Though, I'll be honest, I've no idea 
what I'm singing...*...
 
 
 
 
  Rohirrim
  Oct 6 2013, 03:50 AM
  
 
  SO I'm alone...I got soda spilt upon my person at a party and whined my way back here...oh, well! More games!
 
 
 
  McBadgere
  Oct 6 2013, 04:04 AM
  
 
  That's soda-mned bad me little matey!!!... 

 ...*Applauds self*.... 

 ... 

 ... 

 ...
*Tumbleweed*...
*Sigh*...
*Walks off making Brrrp-brrrp-brrrp noises*...
 
 
 
 
  treydog
  Oct 6 2013, 04:07 AM
  
 
  QUOTE(McBadgere @ Oct 5 2013, 11:04 PM) 

That's soda-mned bad me little matey!!!... 

 ...*Applauds self*.... 

 ... 

 ... 

 ...
*Tumbleweed*...
*Sigh*...
*Walks off making Brrrp-brrrp-brrrp noises*...
Just for you-
I sing once more, in the Italianate style
When you visit Wales’ Conwy Vale
A stone farmhouse there to see…
That’s Tym Mawr, eh?
 
 
 
 
  McBadgere
  Oct 6 2013, 04:11 AM
  
 
  
  
 ...*Applauds*...
Fair dues... 

 ...
 
 
 
 
  Astien Roux
  Oct 6 2013, 04:29 AM
  
 
  ....what?
 
 
 
  McBadgere
  Oct 6 2013, 04:37 AM
  
 
  Ooooh only nineteen more to go...Um...
Is it like today?...
 
 
 
  King Of Beasts
  Oct 6 2013, 05:48 AM
  
 
  -sigh-
I'm not even gonna.... 
  
 
 
  Elisabeth Hollow
  Oct 6 2013, 05:55 AM
  
 
  So we have the friendliest kitty now 

 Hubster wasn't gonna let us keep it, buuuuuuuut he saw him and goes "If you name him Hattie Hattington, we can keep him."
And Hattie LOVES both of his Papas and mama 
  
 
 
  McBadgere
  Oct 6 2013, 06:00 AM
  
 
  QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Oct 6 2013, 05:48 AM) 

-sigh-
I'm not even gonna.... 

Yeah...Yeah you are... 

 ...
Hattie Hattington!!!...Excellent!!...D'Awwwww...
Ooooo's a pretty kitty...Esss Ooo Arrr...Essss Ooo Arrrr!!!...
*Points*...EDITTIIOOOOOOOOO!!!...What does Uncle Snuggles think?...
 
 
 
 
  Colonel Mustard
  Oct 6 2013, 10:12 AM
  
 
  You should've called it Kharjo 

Either way, though, KITTIE!!
 
 
 
 
  McBadgere
  Oct 6 2013, 11:32 AM
  
 
  First there's "Awww a kitty-cat!! Can we keep him?"...
*Hattie looks up*..."You are taking taking us somewhere warm, no?"...
Then later it's..."Darned cat!!...Can't you do that outside?!!"..
*Hattie looks up*..."Not possible"...
 
 
 
  Callidus Thorn
  Oct 6 2013, 12:06 PM
  
 
  QUOTE(Rohirrim @ Oct 6 2013, 02:45 AM) 

-Encloses thread with energy walls-
-Appears on a giant monitor-
"Well, Thorny Boy, I'm afraid nobody is leaving until this game is over."
-Releases robot hyenas-
*Tells joke*
*robot hyenas laugh uncontrollably until they explode, overloading the energy walls enclosing the thread*
*saunters out*
 
 
 
 
  McBadgere
  Oct 6 2013, 12:11 PM
  
 
  
 ...Daym...That was impressive...
Try these...
*Releases robot robots!!!*...
Booyah!!...Get out of that...*Flicks fringe*...*Realises he hasn't got a fringe and wonders exactly who's fringe he flicked...And exactly what a fronge is...He keeps typing it...Must be important*...
 
 
 
 
  Callidus Thorn
  Oct 6 2013, 02:54 PM
  
 
  QUOTE(McBadgere @ Oct 6 2013, 12:11 PM) 


 ...Daym...That was impressive...
Try these...
*Releases robot robots!!!*...
Booyah!!...Get out of that...*Flicks fringe*...*Realises he hasn't got a fringe and wonders exactly who's fringe he flicked...And exactly what a fronge is...He keeps typing it...Must be important*...
*Grabs mobile phone, uses flash from the built-in camera to reprogram the robots with Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics. Binary FTW.*
*saunters away while robots watch, unable to stop me because it would contravene the first law*
 
 
 
   
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