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King Of Beasts
-_-

Your lucky I have high HP mad.gif
Colonel Mustard
Sorry about that. Just kind of did it without thinking. embarrased.gif
ghastley
As in "Oh! that's what that button does...." ?
King Of Beasts
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Oct 17 2013, 03:18 PM) *

Sorry about that. Just kind of did it without thinking. embarrased.gif


Eh, it's fine. I'll just look for a stimpak biggrin.gif
Colonel Mustard
QUOTE(ghastley @ Oct 17 2013, 08:20 PM) *

As in "Oh! that's what that button does...." ?

No, more in the vein of 'hey look, I have firepower and I have targets!' Just an instinctive thing now, really.
Kiln
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Oct 17 2013, 07:18 PM) *

Sorry about that. Just kind of did it without thinking. embarrased.gif

Blame that training you went through. Now you don't even have to think, you just react. Sometimes with nuclear ordinance.
ImperialSnob
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Oct 17 2013, 08:23 PM) *

QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Oct 17 2013, 03:18 PM) *

Sorry about that. Just kind of did it without thinking. embarrased.gif


Eh, it's fine. I'll just look for a stimpak biggrin.gif


Take a nap you'll be fine.
Colonel Mustard
QUOTE(Kiln @ Oct 17 2013, 08:43 PM) *

QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Oct 17 2013, 07:18 PM) *

Sorry about that. Just kind of did it without thinking. embarrased.gif

Blame that training you went through. Now you don't even have to think, you just react. Sometimes with nuclear ordinance.

Nah uh, not sometimes with nuclear ordnance. Always with nuclear ordnance.

Laser ordnance, plasma ordnance and matter-accelerator ordnance are also acceptable.
mALX
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Oct 17 2013, 03:09 PM) *

*Launches Mini-Nuke at Kobby and Mirocu*





I don't know why I did that.





*mALX standing two miles away from Kobby and Mirocu*


"WTF? My vision is suddenly blurred and covered in spots of blood!"


*mALX tries to walk and can't*


"GAAAAAH! My legs, where are my legs?"


*mALX opens Pip-Boy 3000, sees image of herself with legs flashing on and off. Looks for Stimpak*


"[Censored]! Out of Stimpaks!"



King Of Beasts
You can have my stimpak smile.gif
Elisabeth Hollow
So, we have a Kinect, and I'm browsing Netflix via voice. Snuggles is next to me on the couch.

"Xbox, back to browse."

Snuggles: "BACK TO BROWSE!"

Me: "Shhh. Xbox, previous list."

Snuggles: "PLAY THREE!"

Me: "NOOOOOOO!"

Really didn't watch to watch "Girls Gone Dead" lol

Kiln
Not a fan of the kinect. Although I do see the allure of the ninja fruit slicer game.

If I had that game would laugh maniacally the whole time I played and wear spandex in front of the window so the neighbors could ridicule me.
mALX
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Oct 17 2013, 07:17 PM) *

You can have my stimpak smile.gif



Aw, thanks Kobby! I'll split it with you if Mustard hit you too.

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Oct 17 2013, 08:59 PM) *

So, we have a Kinect, and I'm browsing Netflix via voice. Snuggles is next to me on the couch.

"Xbox, back to browse."

Snuggles: "BACK TO BROWSE!"

Me: "Shhh. Xbox, previous list."

Snuggles: "PLAY THREE!"

Me: "NOOOOOOO!"

Really didn't watch to watch "Girls Gone Dead" lol



ROFL!!!


Husband: "Come on, Baby; I'm going to make my move..."

Kinect: "Did you say you would like to watch a movie?"


mirocu
I never want anything that reacts to my movement or voice. I WANT BUTTONS AND LEVERS, GODDAMMIT!! mad.gif
Kiln
QUOTE(mirocu @ Oct 18 2013, 09:15 AM) *

I never want anything that reacts to my movement or voice. I WANT BUTTONS AND LEVERS, GODDAMMIT!! mad.gif

I agree. Call me old fashioned but I need a controller!
mirocu
Yay! Once again I have a moderator on my side! biggrin.gif

Imagine having your car react to your voice. Then imagine having a conversation with someone in it.

"So today I left work early and...."

-car turns left into a bus stop-

"Back up two feet while turning the wheels to the left"

-car executes order-

"Turn right out into the correct lane towards our pre-designated destination while avoiding other traffic"

-car executes order-

"As I was saying, I le.... I exited work early and..."

-car opens all doors at high speed to allow exit-


Oh, yeah. I want one of those hehe.gif Especially if it also talks back to you and works like Steam-based games with forced updates and whatnot! rollinglaugh.gif

And no, Im not trying to act superior because I talked down on Steam again so please save it.
Elisabeth Hollow
I nevr wanted the Kinect, and we both hate it and never use it. I only used it this time because I somehow lost the controller lol
mirocu
If both of you hate it, why did you get it? blink.gif

Edit: Oh, you mean the voice control, not the Kinect itself. Doh.
Colonel Mustard
I'm just waiting for the day that I can wirelessly connec to devices and control them with my mind. Transhumanism ftw!
mirocu
I dont trust my mind enough to have things controlled by it without the physical middle-hand. Literally biggrin.gif
Colonel Mustard
With my superior mind, however, I would instantly improve any device that I came into contact with. tongue.gif
King Of Beasts
I don't like anything voice activated. It can never understand what I'm saying, lol
mALX
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Oct 18 2013, 09:20 AM) *

I don't like anything voice activated. It can never understand what I'm saying, lol



Kobby: "Yo, ah wanna play some Oblivion, britch. Now get your arse in gear and put it on the screen!"

Kinect: "Huh? Er..."


Liz and mALX: "Would ya'll mind gittin' me that there Oblivion game on pleeyus?"


Kinect: "Huh? What?"

King Of Beasts
My accent is closer to yours and Liz's. I try to use Siri and wierd words come out, lol
mirocu
Voice activated stuff never work! tongue.gif
King Of Beasts
It neve understands me, and that pisses me off rollinglaugh.gif
Colonel Mustard
I, on the other hand, would activate Kinect like so: "Why, old bean, would you be so kind as to play Mass Effect? One feels in the mood for some space opera."

Kinect: "Of course sir, I shall start playing it immediately. I notice that it is time for afternoon tea; would you care for a hot beverage or a light snack?"

Mustard: "A cup of tea and a scone would be a capital accompaniment to my gaming."

Kinect: "Very good sir. Jam and cream for the scone?"

Mustard: "Why of course, old boy."

Kinect: "I shall do so at once, sir."

Mustard: "Good show."
mirocu
@Mustard - rollinglaugh.gif rollinglaugh.gif

Its like the movie The Avengers! tongue.gif (NOT the superhero flick)
King Of Beasts
Well, not everyone has an intelligent kinect, mustard nono.gif

tongue.gif
mirocu
Especially not an intelligent British Kinect! laugh.gif
mALX
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Oct 18 2013, 09:45 AM) *

I, on the other hand, would activate Kinect like so: "Why, old bean, would you be so kind as to play Mass Effect? One feels in the mood for some space opera."

Kinect: "Of course sir, I shall start playing it immediately. I notice that it is time for afternoon tea; would you care for a hot beverage or a light snack?"

Mustard: "A cup of tea and a scone would be a capital accompaniment to my gaming."

Kinect: "Very good sir. Jam and cream for the scone?"

Mustard: "Why of course, old boy."

Kinect: "I shall do so at once, sir."

Mustard: "Good show."



ROFL !!! So Mustard, your Butler's name is Kinect? ROFL !!


mirocu
QUOTE(mALX @ Oct 18 2013, 03:59 PM) *

ROFL !!! So Mustard, your Butler's name is Kinect? ROFL !!

He got Wadsworth!! rollinglaugh.gif
mALX
QUOTE(mirocu @ Oct 18 2013, 10:01 AM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Oct 18 2013, 03:59 PM) *

ROFL !!! So Mustard, your Butler's name is Kinect? ROFL !!

He got Wadsworth!! rollinglaugh.gif



His Kinect is a member of the International Guild of Professional Butlers. Where do I get one of those?


Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(mALX @ Oct 18 2013, 09:11 AM) *

QUOTE(mirocu @ Oct 18 2013, 10:01 AM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Oct 18 2013, 03:59 PM) *

ROFL !!! So Mustard, your Butler's name is Kinect? ROFL !!

He got Wadsworth!! rollinglaugh.gif



His Kinect is a member of the International Guild of Professional Butlers. Where do I get one of those?

Those aren't compatible with American Xboxes lol.
mirocu
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Oct 18 2013, 04:14 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Oct 18 2013, 09:11 AM) *

QUOTE(mirocu @ Oct 18 2013, 10:01 AM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Oct 18 2013, 03:59 PM) *

ROFL !!! So Mustard, your Butler's name is Kinect? ROFL !!

He got Wadsworth!! rollinglaugh.gif



His Kinect is a member of the International Guild of Professional Butlers. Where do I get one of those?

Those aren't compatible with American Xboxes lol.

All he does is mutter under his breath anyway! tongue.gif
Colonel Mustard
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Oct 18 2013, 03:14 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Oct 18 2013, 09:11 AM) *

QUOTE(mirocu @ Oct 18 2013, 10:01 AM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Oct 18 2013, 03:59 PM) *

ROFL !!! So Mustard, your Butler's name is Kinect? ROFL !!

He got Wadsworth!! rollinglaugh.gif



His Kinect is a member of the International Guild of Professional Butlers. Where do I get one of those?

Those aren't compatible with American Xboxes lol.

Actually, it's just the standard model of Kinect here in the UK tongue.gif
mirocu
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Oct 18 2013, 04:17 PM) *

Actually, it's just the standard model of Kinect here in the UK tongue.gif

He hands you the scone while muttering something about your increasing width laugh.gif
mALX
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Oct 18 2013, 10:17 AM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Oct 18 2013, 03:14 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Oct 18 2013, 09:11 AM) *

QUOTE(mirocu @ Oct 18 2013, 10:01 AM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Oct 18 2013, 03:59 PM) *

ROFL !!! So Mustard, your Butler's name is Kinect? ROFL !!

He got Wadsworth!! rollinglaugh.gif



His Kinect is a member of the International Guild of Professional Butlers. Where do I get one of those?

Those aren't compatible with American Xboxes lol.

Actually, it's just the standard model of Kinect here in the UK tongue.gif



Move over then, here comes mALX to the UK to get Kinect. Be ready to be spread on my chili dog, Mustard! Lol.

Colonel Mustard
QUOTE(mALX @ Oct 18 2013, 03:26 PM) *

QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Oct 18 2013, 10:17 AM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Oct 18 2013, 03:14 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Oct 18 2013, 09:11 AM) *

QUOTE(mirocu @ Oct 18 2013, 10:01 AM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Oct 18 2013, 03:59 PM) *

ROFL !!! So Mustard, your Butler's name is Kinect? ROFL !!

He got Wadsworth!! rollinglaugh.gif



His Kinect is a member of the International Guild of Professional Butlers. Where do I get one of those?

Those aren't compatible with American Xboxes lol.

Actually, it's just the standard model of Kinect here in the UK tongue.gif



Move over then, here comes mALX to the UK to get Kinect. Be ready to be spread on my chili dog, Mustard! Lol.

Oh dear...
mALX
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Oct 18 2013, 11:16 AM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Oct 18 2013, 03:26 PM) *

Move over then, here comes mALX to the UK to get Kinect. Be ready to be spread on my chili dog, Mustard! Lol.

Oh dear...



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King Of Beasts
QUOTE(mirocu @ Oct 18 2013, 09:57 AM) *

Especially not an intelligent British Kinect! laugh.gif


Exactly!! He has an unfair advantage mad.gif
Elisabeth Hollow
My poor love bug is sick. I got paid today, so I got him crackers, applesauce, and bananas and ginger ale. I'm on top of this!

The downside? I was gonna go to a bar with some work friends tonight. We've been planning this for almost two weeks. Everyone canceled except two people.
Kiln
It's been a quiet night in here. Everyone alright?

Liz: My son ended up being sick with what I had so I feel your pain. It is rough watching your baby suffer and being unsble to do anything about it.
Elisabeth Hollow
Yeah, it sucks. He's a trooper, though. I hope your little one feels better!
Kiln
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Oct 19 2013, 02:02 AM) *

Yeah, it sucks. He's a trooper, though. I hope your little one feels better!

Thanks. Luckily it is a pretty short lived virus so it looks like he's feeling better already. He was sick all day yesterday though.
Black Hand
It is a bit quiet.

I went to 'Vapetoberfest' at the behest of my new Sister-in-Law down in the Long Beach Area....yes...the LBC of fame from various songs of hip-hop.

Wasn't expecting too much, but it was fun. Literally clouds of vapor exuding from the floor show, and Vape Manufacturers of all regions and et cetera about. Found some great flavors and some...ummm...scantily clad younger girls. blink.gif

(God bless 'Dress Scantily Clad Day'....I mean Halloween.)

The 'Vapetoberfest' Girl dressed in the Oktoberfest garb complete with Liederhosen probably thought I was stalking her because she kept popping up at the same booths we were visiting...not that I was complaining.

Wearing something very akin to this. hubbahubba.gif

And, no she wasn't following me either. She was doing her rounds as her job required. Believe you me, I asked.

So, yeah, been cigarette free for several months now. Cut soda almost completely out of my diet, so I've actually lost more then ten pounds this month from that alone, I believe. (238 lbs. in September, 222 last Wednesday.)

I do have the occasional one on let's say, a nice cold cloudy morning with that perfect cup of coffee. Some things the Vape cannot replace. While smoking is indeed a habit with absolutely no benefit to ones self, and I would strongly advise to not take it up, at the same time things like those just become a pleasure that can't really be described to those who've never experienced it.

Not one worth getting emphysema or lung cancer over, however.
ImperialSnob
My Dad quit smoking using Vapours,apparently they're really good for quiting.
mALX


@ Liz and Kiln = hope your dear little ones are feeling better now, bless their hearts! (and yours too, I know how a parent worries when their baby is sick!)


@ Blackie = I'll be watching the sites for pictures of a Black Hand in the crowds, ROFL !!!


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Kiln
QUOTE(mALX @ Oct 19 2013, 10:54 AM) *
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I'll take one of each.
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mALX
QUOTE(Kiln @ Oct 19 2013, 07:29 AM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Oct 19 2013, 10:54 AM) *
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I'll take one of each.
laugh.gif



Blackie is already stalking the Liederhosen girl, he's the shadow behind her...wait, there is a shadow surrounding all of them! Lol.






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