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King Of Beasts
I made no resolution, lol.
mirocu
Neither did I. "Whatīs worth fighting for ainīt worth fighting for. It should just come to you"

I should make that my new siggy hehe.gif
Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Oct 31 2013, 05:05 PM) *

QUOTE(mirocu @ Oct 31 2013, 11:03 PM) *

Ok people, lets change the subject wacko.gif

Lets do that. Did anyone actually achieve their New Year's resolution or did you guys not meet your expectations?

I achieved my goal of getting a different job.
mALX
QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Oct 31 2013, 06:05 PM) *

QUOTE(mirocu @ Oct 31 2013, 11:03 PM) *

Ok people, lets change the subject wacko.gif

Lets do that. Did anyone actually achieve their New Year's resolution or did you guys not meet your expectations?



Kobby met his, he made top poster of all time.


mirocu
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Oct 31 2013, 11:11 PM) *

I achieved my goal of getting a different job.

Of course you did. You have boobs. People just give you stuff then.


Iīm signing off now. Got a lot of free time tomorrow and I donīt want to miss it! biggrin.gif


sleep.gif
mALX
QUOTE(mirocu @ Oct 31 2013, 06:12 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Oct 31 2013, 11:11 PM) *

I achieved my goal of getting a different job.

Of course you did. You have boobs. People just give you stuff then.


Iīm signing off now. Got a lot of free time tomorrow and I donīt want to miss it! biggrin.gif


sleep.gif



Jobs, get out of traffic tickets, have doors held for you, A's on college courses, etc. They are nice to have, yeah they are.








Kiln
QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Oct 31 2013, 10:05 PM) *

QUOTE(mirocu @ Oct 31 2013, 11:03 PM) *

Ok people, lets change the subject wacko.gif

Lets do that. Did anyone actually achieve their New Year's resolution or did you guys not meet your expectations?

My resolution was to conquer the world. So far I haven't managed but there's still a few months left.
mALX
QUOTE(Kiln @ Oct 31 2013, 06:19 PM) *

QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Oct 31 2013, 10:05 PM) *

QUOTE(mirocu @ Oct 31 2013, 11:03 PM) *

Ok people, lets change the subject wacko.gif

Lets do that. Did anyone actually achieve their New Year's resolution or did you guys not meet your expectations?

My resolution was to conquer the world. So far I haven't managed but there's still a few months left.




Technically, your own world inside your home would qualify, are you master of your domain? Lol.





Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(mALX @ Oct 31 2013, 05:16 PM) *

QUOTE(mirocu @ Oct 31 2013, 06:12 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Oct 31 2013, 11:11 PM) *

I achieved my goal of getting a different job.

Of course you did. You have boobs. People just give you stuff then.


Iīm signing off now. Got a lot of free time tomorrow and I donīt want to miss it! biggrin.gif


sleep.gif



Jobs, get out of traffic tickets, have doors held for you, A's on college courses, etc. They are nice to have, yeah they are.

My boobs must be horrendous, considering it took me almost three years to find the job at Wal-Mart, beg for the job at the dollar store, and a year and a half to find the job at Target.
Black Hand
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Oct 31 2013, 01:19 AM) *

*Reads Black Hand's lengthy and unneccessarily grandiose rambles*

What in the Nine Realms?

Are we done with the hugging and the learning? I thought we had a fight going on here!



You called down the Thunder.

Now reap the Whirlwind.


Empire of the Black Hand, Island Fortress of Needless Gloom and Secrecy

"I the Unnamed Councilor wearing a dark cloak and hood so that my very identity is obscured to the rest of the council have been told that there is another war that looms. The People of Callidus Thorn must be brought to justice."

"Um, isn't this a needless waste of time and resources? I mean, with the levels of power and wealth we control, we could develop ourselves into a Type One Civilization and take over and terraform entire planets....within this very generation. I could be bouncing my grandchild on my knee on Mars!" Spoke the young intern.

"Foolish Intern! Your libertarian values hold no sway over the Council of Needless Warfare, Debt Increase, and False Representation of Democracy! This is the Empire of the Black Hand!" The Unnamed Councillor fired back.

"Sir, you do realize that with the amount of money you would spend on a single day in this war, you could establish a Universal Health Care system and lower the amount of tax the population already puts into Health Care, despite the fact that it's higher than any other nation that already has UHC, and they receive literally none of the benefits of those same taxes?" the Intern questioned.

"Your thinly veiled allegories comparing us to a large North American Country won't be tolerated! Send him into the cubicles of Minimum Wage!" The Councillor fired.

"Also, I didn't get a 'harrumph' before he started speaking...that's just plain rude and nontraditional...where was I? Ah, Yes. 'Justice' for Callidus Thorn...by which I mean the 'Justice Division' of the Imperial Navy! Muhahahahah!™" The Councillor Cackled. "Speaking of which, what level of tech are we going for on this one?"

"Harrumph. Well, he seems to be a Star Wars Fan..." answered a Councilor.

"Prequel or Standard? Cause I won't tolerate Prequel, too much nonsense...literally...a state in which things did not use sense, logic or consistency. Darth Maul was kinda cool, but that's about as far as it went.."

"Well, our use of a Darth Maul Avatar in the last War of Three Fronts, and Beast of Six Backs seemed to incur a negative reaction upon his part."

"Fantastic! We'll go with Standard then...I think I got one of those hummy things laying around here...Hmmm...Inept Henchman! See if this still works...."

Inept Henchman grabs lightsaber, checks discharge port, runs red plasma blade through left eye and back of skull. Inept Henchman #111,453 perishes.

"Eeeeexcellent! The blade still works! Now...what will my Moniker be?"

"Let's see: Darth Tyrannus, played by Christopher Lee, had a modified lightsaber that he was very skilled in, spoke in big words and gilded tones, very suave and smooth."

"Sounds good..."

"Also originally named Count Dooku, as named by Lucas' Daughter, is a Prequel Character, and was pwned by Teen Drama Star with Emotional Problems that would later become Darth Vader."

"*Sigh* Next."

"A general Dark Cloak and Dark Side association from the Role Playing aspect...got a scarred dude with an Australian accent."

"Next."

"A shadow...thing,....that murmurs."

"Next."

"Darth Traya, aka Kreia....master manipulator, made Sidious look like a 7 year old who finished a Connect-The-Dots."

"Hmmmm."

"Also used in one of the worst endings ever in a Video Game."

"Next."

"How about we just go with 'Homegenized Dark Lord with Red Sword?"

"Let's."
Darkness Eternal
Darth Traya? Meh. Old hag. Sidious was far more accomplished. He seriously was to blame for trillions(yes, trillions) of dead people in a war that spanned across entire worlds all over the galaxy and he's done it by silk talking his way in meetings, parties and speeches and while sitting in his office. He also sat under the nose.of the Jedi while being the most powerful dark sider in existence and even wiped them out with their own soldiers bred to obey all orders, no matter how extreme. Thats just some of it. Darth Traya who?
Callidus Thorn
@Black Hand:
Hah! You think your shallow mockery of a Sith Lord will allow you to prevail against one who walks The Jedi Path?

Your generic Sithery will not protect you from the full power of the Jedi Order.

Guardians! Weaponmasters! Prepare for war. The Empire of the Black Hand rises against us.

Shadows! Seers! I need to know what's occuring in the Fortress of Needless Gloom and Secrecy.

Prepare the fleet for full scale mobilization, and get Revan down here, we may have need of him.

QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Oct 31 2013, 11:41 PM) *

Darth Traya? Meh. Old hag. Sidious was far more accomplished. He seriously was to blame for trillions(yes, trillions) of dead people in a war that spanned across entire worlds all over the galaxy and he's done it by silk talking his way in meetings, parties and speeches and while sitting in his office. He also sat under the nose.of the Jedi while being the most powerful dark sider in existence and even wiped them out with their own soldiers bred to obey all orders, no matter how extreme. Thats just some of it. Darth Traya who?


An old hag who used the Exile to crush those who turned on her, single handedly annihilated the Jedi Council, and was on the brink on eliminating The Force itself, potentially killing every from of life in the galaxy. And that's before we get to her manipulations of one of the Council, her influence on Revan, and that she kept Mandalore in line with a single conversation.

Sidious was nothing by comparison.
Elisabeth Hollow
They were all formidable. I miss those games. I remember the shock of finding out who Revan was. Omfg. I threw my controller down, lol
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Oct 31 2013, 11:58 PM) *

They were all formidable. I miss those games. I remember the shock of finding out who Revan was. Omfg. I threw my controller down, lol


They really should have made KotOR 3 rather than the abomnation that was TOR.

Finding out Revan's identity was definitely one of those "wait, what?" moments. I pretty much went nuts at that point. I really must get around to playing KotOR again, and KotOR 2 with the restored content mod.
mALX
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Oct 31 2013, 07:03 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Oct 31 2013, 05:16 PM) *

QUOTE(mirocu @ Oct 31 2013, 06:12 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Oct 31 2013, 11:11 PM) *

I achieved my goal of getting a different job.

Of course you did. You have boobs. People just give you stuff then.


Iīm signing off now. Got a lot of free time tomorrow and I donīt want to miss it! biggrin.gif


sleep.gif



Jobs, get out of traffic tickets, have doors held for you, A's on college courses, etc. They are nice to have, yeah they are.

My boobs must be horrendous, considering it took me almost three years to find the job at Wal-Mart, beg for the job at the dollar store, and a year and a half to find the job at Target.



No way, I've seen pictures of you. My guess would be in a contest of every woman I've ever seen in my entire lifetime, you would be tied for first place in the Awesome Boob department with two of my friends. I had two female friends who (every time they removed their top in front of me I'd blurt out, "HOLY CRAP!")







Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(mALX @ Oct 31 2013, 07:11 PM) *

No way, I've seen pictures of you. My guess would be in a contest of every woman I've ever seen in my entire lifetime, you would be tied for first place in the Awesome Boob department with two of my friends. I had two female friends who (every time they removed their top in front of me I'd blurt out, "HOLY CRAP!")

Well damn, mALX, how do you get big boobed women to take their tops off? I wanna know your secret XD
Callidus Thorn
*Listens in surreptitiously*
mALX
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Oct 31 2013, 08:13 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Oct 31 2013, 07:11 PM) *

No way, I've seen pictures of you. My guess would be in a contest of every woman I've ever seen in my entire lifetime, you would be tied for first place in the Awesome Boob department with two of my friends. I had two female friends who (every time they removed their top in front of me I'd blurt out, "HOLY CRAP!")

Well damn, mALX, how do you get big boobed women to take their tops off? I wanna know your secret XD



This is Tennessee, women are always yanking their tops off here.
Callidus Thorn
*Shrugs and wonders off*

Wrong bloody continent.
King Of Beasts
I might just move to Tennessee...biggrin.gif
mALX


I've had seven women who'd just got plastic surgery boobs and the first thing they did was yank their tops off and demand I feel them - I didn't even know two of them, they were just "friends of friends."




King Of Beasts
I WANT TO MOVE TO TENESSEE.
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Nov 1 2013, 12:23 AM) *

I WANT TO MOVE TO TENESSEE.


*Pulls Kobby over*

Show a little decorum, man. You're embarrassing yourself.
mALX


What are you going to do? Someone orders you to feel them, you have to. I'm an obedient kind of person anyway. But when you are coerced into feeling newly false chests, you can't just squeeze them. You have to check the weight, softness or firmness - they want details on how real you think they feel.

King Of Beasts
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Oct 31 2013, 08:26 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Nov 1 2013, 12:23 AM) *

I WANT TO MOVE TO TENESSEE.


*Pulls Kobby over*

Show a little decorum, man. You're embarrassing yourself.


NO mad.gif

-continues to wish he could move to tenesse-
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(mALX @ Nov 1 2013, 12:28 AM) *

What are you going to do? Someone orders you to feel them, you have to. I'm an obedient kind of person anyway. But when you are coerced into feeling newly false chests, you can't just squeeze them. You have to check the weight, softness or firmness - they want details on how real you think they feel.


*Raises eyebrow at underlined*

@Kobby: At the very least stop shouting about it.

No need to look that desperate
Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(mALX @ Oct 31 2013, 07:28 PM) *

What are you going to do? Someone orders you to feel them, you have to. I'm an obedient kind of person anyway. But when you are coerced into feeling newly false chests, you can't just squeeze them. You have to check the weight, softness or firmness - they want details on how real you think they feel.

I agree, maybe even test the tenderness by flicking and pinching some things.

"Can you feel that?" -devilishly grins-
King Of Beasts
I CAN SHOUT IF I WANT evillol.gif
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Nov 1 2013, 12:41 AM) *

I CAN SHOUT IF I WANT evillol.gif


Anyone know of a good obedience school for werewolves?
Kiln
*Kiln abstains from posting in order to save his last shred of maturity*
King Of Beasts
You can't take this beast, thorn. I'm the King of them all, and the King doesn't take orders evillol.gif
Callidus Thorn
We'll see.

*Straps on armour, grabs silver inlaid battleaxe*

Time to bring you to heel.
King Of Beasts
I can't die rollinglaugh.gif
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Nov 1 2013, 12:48 AM) *

I can't die rollinglaugh.gif


Who says I need to kill you?
mALX
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Oct 31 2013, 08:37 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Oct 31 2013, 07:28 PM) *

What are you going to do? Someone orders you to feel them, you have to. I'm an obedient kind of person anyway. But when you are coerced into feeling newly false chests, you can't just squeeze them. You have to check the weight, softness or firmness - they want details on how real you think they feel.

I agree, maybe even test the tenderness by flicking and pinching some things.

"Can you feel that?" -devilishly grins-



Yes, and they actually are a little tender for a while after the surgery (but I didn't pinch any to find that out).

King Of Beasts
I enjoy pain. Torturing me isn't gonna make me more obedient. hehe.gif
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Nov 1 2013, 12:52 AM) *

I enjoy pain. Torturing me isn't gonna make me more obedient. hehe.gif


Who said torture?

I'm thinking dismemberment. devilsmile.gif
Colonel Mustard
Well that was a thoroughly disappointing evening. Went to an incredibly dull house party, and then was offered respite with an invitation to a club from some friends; when I got there, they'd just got in and I had a 45 minute queue to get in, so no showing off my awesome Abraham Lincoln costume for me, and not much having fun, either. Right now I am one pissed off POTUS dry.gif
King Of Beasts
Good luck with that laugh.gif

Pain is a big "YES." For me, so you won't get anywhere dismembering me biggrin.gif
Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(mALX @ Oct 31 2013, 07:52 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Oct 31 2013, 08:37 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Oct 31 2013, 07:28 PM) *

What are you going to do? Someone orders you to feel them, you have to. I'm an obedient kind of person anyway. But when you are coerced into feeling newly false chests, you can't just squeeze them. You have to check the weight, softness or firmness - they want details on how real you think they feel.

I agree, maybe even test the tenderness by flicking and pinching some things.

"Can you feel that?" -devilishly grins-



Yes, and they actually are a little tender for a while after the surgery (but I didn't pinch any to find that out).

I would. I have no shame.
Kiln
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Nov 1 2013, 12:55 AM) *

Well that was a thoroughly disappointing evening. Went to an incredibly dull house party, and then was offered respite with an invitation to a club from some friends; when I got there, they'd just got in and I had a 45 minute queue to get in, so no showing off my awesome Abraham Lincoln costume for me, and not much having fun, either. Right now I am one pissed off POTUS dry.gif

One question. Pre or post assassination Abe? wink.gif
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Nov 1 2013, 12:55 AM) *

Good luck with that laugh.gif

Pain is a big "YES." For me, so you won't get anywhere dismembering me biggrin.gif


Bloody masochists.

You ruin everything.
Colonel Mustard
QUOTE(Kiln @ Nov 1 2013, 12:58 AM) *

QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Nov 1 2013, 12:55 AM) *

Well that was a thoroughly disappointing evening. Went to an incredibly dull house party, and then was offered respite with an invitation to a club from some friends; when I got there, they'd just got in and I had a 45 minute queue to get in, so no showing off my awesome Abraham Lincoln costume for me, and not much having fun, either. Right now I am one pissed off POTUS dry.gif

One question. Pre or post assassination Abe? wink.gif

Pre-assassination; I picked up a plastic hatchet from a costume shop and made it an Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter Abe.
King Of Beasts
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Oct 31 2013, 08:58 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Nov 1 2013, 12:55 AM) *

Good luck with that laugh.gif

Pain is a big "YES." For me, so you won't get anywhere dismembering me biggrin.gif


Bloody masochists.

You ruin everything.


I can't help that I find pain enjoyable!! I'm not afraid to hide it either rollinglaugh.gif
Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Oct 31 2013, 07:58 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Nov 1 2013, 12:55 AM) *

Good luck with that laugh.gif

Pain is a big "YES." For me, so you won't get anywhere dismembering me biggrin.gif


Bloody masochists.

You ruin everything.

-shrugs- it's nice, lol
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Nov 1 2013, 01:01 AM) *

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Oct 31 2013, 08:58 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Nov 1 2013, 12:55 AM) *

Good luck with that laugh.gif

Pain is a big "YES." For me, so you won't get anywhere dismembering me biggrin.gif


Bloody masochists.

You ruin everything.


I can't help that I find pain enjoyable!! I'm not afraid to hide it either rollinglaugh.gif


Hmm, perhaps I'll just leave you tied up and alone in an empty room for a few hours, maybe playing some really bad music, Spice Girls or Justin Bieber or something. On the other hand I'm not actually prepared to buy any of those, so maybe just the empty room.

That'll have to wait though. It's gone 1am here in the UK, so I'm signing off for the night.
mALX
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Oct 31 2013, 08:56 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Oct 31 2013, 07:52 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Oct 31 2013, 08:37 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Oct 31 2013, 07:28 PM) *

What are you going to do? Someone orders you to feel them, you have to. I'm an obedient kind of person anyway. But when you are coerced into feeling newly false chests, you can't just squeeze them. You have to check the weight, softness or firmness - they want details on how real you think they feel.

I agree, maybe even test the tenderness by flicking and pinching some things.

"Can you feel that?" -devilishly grins-



Yes, and they actually are a little tender for a while after the surgery (but I didn't pinch any to find that out).

I would. I have no shame.



I was afraid to even squeeze them too hard, lol.


Rohirrim
I'm baaaaaaack. biggrin.gif Got loads of candy, went to one awesome party and one really crappy one. Pics in the morning, hopefully.
King Of Beasts
Fun smile.gif
King Coin
QUOTE(Kiln @ Oct 31 2013, 07:43 PM) *

*Kiln abstains from posting in order to save his last shred of maturity*

The hell with that.


I want to move to Tennessee after seeing these posts.
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