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Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(King Coin @ Oct 31 2013, 09:09 PM) *

QUOTE(Kiln @ Oct 31 2013, 07:43 PM) *

*Kiln abstains from posting in order to save his last shred of maturity*

The hell with that.


I want to move to Tennessee after seeing these posts.

Southern women, lol
mALX
QUOTE(Rohirrim @ Oct 31 2013, 09:39 PM) *

I'm baaaaaaack. biggrin.gif Got loads of candy, went to one awesome party and one really crappy one. Pics in the morning, hopefully.



Hey wait, what happened to the pics from ComicCon?




QUOTE(King Coin @ Oct 31 2013, 10:09 PM) *

QUOTE(Kiln @ Oct 31 2013, 07:43 PM) *

*Kiln abstains from posting in order to save his last shred of maturity*

The hell with that.


I want to move to Tennessee after seeing these posts.



ROFL !!! Well, ya'll come on down, ya hear?




ghastley
I dunno about moving to Tennessee if all the boobs are fake. It would be just like California, without the beaches.

Of course we've only been told about a small, but surgically enhanced, sample. I think it at least needs a full survey of more of the population. Any volunteers?
mALX
QUOTE(ghastley @ Oct 31 2013, 11:12 PM) *

I dunno about moving to Tennessee if all the boobs are fake. It would be just like California, without the beaches.

Of course we've only been told about a small, but surgically enhanced, sample. I think it at least needs a full survey of more of the population. Any volunteers?



No, the two top all time top awesome boobs were both real - none of the fake ones qualified as awesome. (those girls with the real ones didn't ask me to touch theirs though).



Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(mALX @ Oct 31 2013, 10:20 PM) *

QUOTE(ghastley @ Oct 31 2013, 11:12 PM) *

I dunno about moving to Tennessee if all the boobs are fake. It would be just like California, without the beaches.

Of course we've only been told about a small, but surgically enhanced, sample. I think it at least needs a full survey of more of the population. Any volunteers?



No, the two top all time top awesome boobs were both real - none of the fake ones qualified as awesome. (those girls with the real ones didn't ask me to touch theirs though).

You can feel mine if we ever meet. I guess XD everyone pretty much just grabs them.
mALX
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Oct 31 2013, 11:59 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Oct 31 2013, 10:20 PM) *

QUOTE(ghastley @ Oct 31 2013, 11:12 PM) *

I dunno about moving to Tennessee if all the boobs are fake. It would be just like California, without the beaches.

Of course we've only been told about a small, but surgically enhanced, sample. I think it at least needs a full survey of more of the population. Any volunteers?



No, the two top all time top awesome boobs were both real - none of the fake ones qualified as awesome. (those girls with the real ones didn't ask me to touch theirs though).

You can feel mine if we ever meet. I guess XD everyone pretty much just grabs them.



I'll be right over. If you see a Jaguar circling on I - 10 around Houston, that is me - get in front of me and lead me in, lol.


mirocu
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Nov 1 2013, 01:29 AM) *

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Oct 31 2013, 08:26 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Nov 1 2013, 12:23 AM) *

I WANT TO MOVE TO TENESSEE.


*Pulls Kobby over*

Show a little decorum, man. You're embarrassing yourself.


NO mad.gif

-continues to wish he could move to tenesse-

They probably wonīt let you feel them anyway, Kobby. They only ask other women to feel them tongue.gif


snassinī frassinī dry.gif
King Of Beasts
They're being mean lol
mALX


SPEW! It isn't mean. They probably thought a guy might enjoy it too much (or their boyfriends wouldn't let them have guys "test them out.")

Truthfully - they really were a lot of fun to play with, I can understand why you guys like them so much. I mean, they bounce around and everything.


Kiln
Ah, another joyous day in the Kiln house. My son decided he didn't want to sleep all night so now I get to crawl into work with 2 hours of sleep since yesterday, when I got 4 hours. Worst part? Now that I'm getting ready to leave he's fast asleep.
mirocu
Iīm bored mellow.gif
mALX
QUOTE(Kiln @ Nov 1 2013, 03:48 PM) *

Ah, another joyous day in the Kiln house. My son decided he didn't want to sleep all night so now I get to crawl into work with 2 hours of sleep since yesterday, when I got 4 hours. Worst part? Now that I'm getting ready to leave he's fast asleep.



Baby crying in the night checklist:

1. Is baby getting too much sleep during the day?
2. Is baby clean/dry/fed/burped?

** At this age you can mix a little "Infant Rice Cereal Flakes" in with breast milk or formula and give it to baby right before night bedtime. Sterilyzed baby bottle/nipple/collar = cut a bigger hole in the nipple to let the cereal flow/not too big though, (the baby should still have to work to get the cereal through the nipple).

3. Is the crying sound aggravated (teething) or painful (stomach ache/colic)?

** Teething - wet clean washcloth and put it in the freezer. When it is good and cold, wad it up and see if baby wants to chew on it. That soothes the gums and helps the baby get the tooth through (but is only temporary fix, you'll have to keep one in the freezer and keep exchanging them out or get a teething toy that can be refrigerated. It won't solve the crying till the tooth clears the skin).

** Stomach Ache/Colic - Catnip tea in a baby bottle sometimes helps, but the best the main thing is to get a gentle pressure and heat on the baby's tummy.

Lay baby bare-chested on your bare chest with his head near your heart (you can drape a baby blanket over him for warmth if needed) - your heartbeat soothes the baby, and your body heat rises up an warms baby's tummy just the perfect temperature. The pressure of being on his tummy against yours is just enough to help push the gas on through.

(you can put a cloth diaper under his face to keep from being spit up on)


This image shows how to do it, but you really need the shirts off both daddy and baby:


IPB Image




Another way to get pressure on his tummy is to dangle him (bare-chested) over your bare lower inside section of your arm. His head goes at your elbow, his tummy against your arm (for the body heat and pressure on his tummy). His legs and arms dangle down, and your hand holds his butt to keep him from falling.

You can walk around and do stuff while he is dangling, they like this position.


IF your wife is breastfeeding = she can't eat Broccoli/Cabbage/Coffee/Onions/etc - these type acidy foods come through the breast milk and cause upset tummy's in babies.

Have her cut out spices/gassy or acidy foods/caffienated drinks until the baby is getting onto more solid foods and using less breast milk. Then she can begin adding them back into her diet.


Dangling baby images:


IPB Image


IPB Image



mirocu
Wow, mALX. Youīre quite the real deal in the mom department, arenīt you? laugh.gif
mALX
QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 1 2013, 05:18 PM) *

Wow, mALX. Youīre quite the real deal in the mom department, arenīt you? laugh.gif



Oh yeah. What I didn't squeeze out my own loins, people dropped off and left with me till their crisis's were over. (and not just babies, I got more teens dropped off at my door than I could count too). Even my own children's friends call me "mom," lol.



mALX

Now that I got the proper images in the above post I can show the "What not to do" images...


The way NOT to dangle baby:


1. Over balcony:


IPB Image



2. Over pit bull dog's mouth:



IPB Image




Callidus Thorn
I swear, everyday I come here this thread gets weirder.

Still, it can be counted as a step up from squirrels.

Edit: Apparently not.

Well played mALX
King Of Beasts
Thorn, this is probably one of the wierdest threads on the forum :lo:
mirocu
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Nov 1 2013, 10:51 PM) *

Thorn, this is probably one of the wierdest threads on the forum :lo:

Of course it is. You created it! laugh.gif
King Of Beasts
You've got a point, lol
mirocu
So wassup? Scared any kids yet?
Kiln
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Nov 1 2013, 09:51 PM) *

Thorn, this is probably one of the wierdest threads on the forum :lo:

I think you mean "on the internet", which is a real accomplishment.
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(Kiln @ Nov 1 2013, 10:17 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Nov 1 2013, 09:51 PM) *

Thorn, this is probably one of the wierdest threads on the forum :lo:

I think you mean "on the internet", which is a real accomplishment.


True enough, but it's the kind of weird you just can't resist watching.

Sort of a morbid curiosity type of thing.
mirocu
Whenever Kobby first went online, I think the internet cried out of fear a little! rollinglaugh.gif
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 1 2013, 10:19 PM) *

Whenever Kobby first went online, I think the internet sanity cried out of fear a little! rollinglaugh.gif


Fixed biggrin.gif
mirocu
Thanks! rollinglaugh.gif tongue.gif
Callidus Thorn
Here to help happy.gif

Wow, pretty slow day today, what's up with that?
Black Hand
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 1 2013, 03:46 PM) *

Here to help happy.gif

Wow, pretty slow day today, what's up with that?


Because there ain't no party without me.


That's why.

In all seriousness, I have no idea. Think of it as the natural ebb and flow of human interaction, also it's Friday. A surprisingly large amount of people here actually have lives, and are young enough to go out and enjoy it, rather then arrive home from work and plop down in front of the computer and pretend to care about fully enjoy their interactions with online friends.
Kiln
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Nov 2 2013, 03:31 AM) *

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 1 2013, 03:46 PM) *

Here to help happy.gif

Wow, pretty slow day today, what's up with that?


Because there ain't no party without me.


That's why.

In all seriousness, I have no idea. Think of it as the natural ebb and flow of human interaction, also it's Friday. A surprisingly large amount of people here actually have lives, and are young enough to go out and enjoy it, rather then arrive home from work and plop down in front of the computer and pretend to care about fully enjoy their interactions with online friends.

Alas, my curse is that I prefer the interaction of the people here to those I know in real life.
mirocu
What the douche? This thread hasnīt moved an inch since I logged out yesterday?? blink.gif
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 2 2013, 07:41 AM) *

What the douche? This thread hasnīt moved an inch since I logged out yesterday?? blink.gif


The night shift didn't turn up. tongue.gif

I'd suggest sacking them, but since they don't get paid...
mirocu
If they donīt get paid we canīt expect too much, can we? rollinglaugh.gif

Not the same case for me when I had a job; I got paid but I donīt think anyone expected too much anyway hehe.gif
King Of Beasts
I fell asleep early last night, lol
Rohirrim
I showed up at the Chorrol Ofiices, but nobody else did. So I took all the stuff out of the vending machines and watched anime all night. Meh. kvleft.gif
King Of Beasts
What'd you watch?
mirocu
QUOTE(Rohirrim @ Nov 2 2013, 02:21 PM) *

I showed up at the Chorrol Ofiices, but nobody else did. So I took all the stuff out of the vending machines and watched anime all night. Meh. kvleft.gif

So thatīs what the night shift does! ohmy.gif


Callidus Thorn
Looks like the day shift didn't show up either laugh.gif

Wonder how long we can keep this running?
King Of Beasts
I'm boooored, lol
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Nov 2 2013, 07:14 PM) *

I'm boooored, lol


Well I'm hungry.

But soon I'll be eating Gammon and chips! biggrin.gif

That'll do it. cool.gif
mirocu
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Nov 2 2013, 08:14 PM) *

I'm boooored, lol

You do realize that sentence is very self-contradictory? "Iīm bored" - a negative statement - followed by "lol" - a positive statement actually indicating you had fun being bored! laugh.gif

Yeah, I over-analyze things and throw it in peopleīs faces mellow.gif
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 2 2013, 07:40 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Nov 2 2013, 08:14 PM) *

I'm boooored, lol

You do realize that sentence is very self-contradictory? "Iīm bored" - a negative statement - followed by "lol" - a positive statement actually indicating you had fun being bored! laugh.gif

Yeah, I over-analyze things and throw it in peopleīs faces mellow.gif


To do that over the internet you must have one awesome throwing arm biggrin.gif
mirocu
Yup biggrin.gif
Rohirrim
Yup biggrin.gif
mirocu
Nope dry.gif
Black Hand
I do not condone aspects of the past. I am at peace with the knowledge that there is nothing I can do about it.

I do not mourn people that I know I shall never see again. I am happy for the experience of the time that I've known them.

I do not engage in speculation of what may come. I am confident that I shall meet it with the best of my abilities.

Above all, I do not worry. I am mindful. I am not unforgiving, but I remember. I do not engage in undue harshness for all that I release
into the world is a reflection of my attitude to myself.

No respect without self-respect.

No love without self-love.

No anger without self-recrimination.

No hatred without self-hatred.

Self-awareness is not self-absorbtion. Ignorance of ones effect upon the world is.

mirocu
Also, cows go moo hehe.gif
Black Hand
You guys are complaining about being bored, I give you deep thoughts and philosophy. Kinda like throwing saltwater on a sunburn I know.

But you aint bored now.
Rohirrim
Also, boobies. hehe.gif
Black Hand
QUOTE(Rohirrim @ Nov 2 2013, 02:49 PM) *

Also, boobies. hehe.gif



As you are fourteen, I shall forgive....


...but my Boot don't!!!

Boot to the head!

Ohhhhhhhh....you said 'boobies' never mind.

Carry on.
Rohirrim
I'm a butt man, actually. indifferent.gif
mirocu
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Nov 2 2013, 10:49 PM) *

You guys are complaining about being bored, I give you deep thoughts and philosophy. Kinda like throwing saltwater on a sunburn I know.

This is us youīre talking to, what did you expect!?? rollinglaugh.gif

Also, itīs rather late and at this point I laugh at almost anything tongue.gif
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