My son was afraid of his hobby horse, thought its painted teeth were going to bite him in the night. He always gave me a hard time about going to bed, so I bought him all kinds of children's night lights thinking he was afraid of the dark.
He kept dragging the hobby horse out of his room, (I thought to play with it). I kept dragging it back in there at night. I was dragging it back into his room one night and it was bouncing up and down with the head facing him - this horse made clopping and whinny sounds when it bounced. He started pointing at it and shrieking.
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Comes with:
Demonic Red Eyes
General Feeling Of Gloom And Dread
Easy Wipe Plastic Sheets - for the inevitable midnight accidents
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