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Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Nov 5 2013, 12:29 PM) *

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 5 2013, 12:22 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Nov 4 2013, 11:25 PM) *

I'm at my mother in law's house, and got some crackers for my chili. I sat down, and within three seconds, all of the toddlers in the house swarmed me and took my crackers.

Sigh.


[Documentary voice]

And here we see one of nature's most effective predators; the toddler. Indivually weak and easily handled, in packs they are virtually unstoppable, swarming victims and all but swiping the food from their mouths, then scattering in an attempt to look cute to deter pursuit. Between this and the fearsome protective instincts of their parents, toddlers have no natural predators, leaving them at te top of the food chain, and no effective defense against toddlers has ever been found, beyond using chairs of impractical height.

[/Documentary voice]

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I just read that post in David Attenborough's voice, and it was amazing.



QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Nov 5 2013, 01:32 PM) *

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 5 2013, 06:22 AM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Nov 4 2013, 11:25 PM) *

I'm at my mother in law's house, and got some crackers for my chili. I sat down, and within three seconds, all of the toddlers in the house swarmed me and took my crackers.

Sigh.


[Documentary voice]

And here we see one of nature's most effective predators; the toddler. Indivually weak and easily handled, in packs they are virtually unstoppable, swarming victims and all but swiping the food from their mouths, then scattering in an attempt to look cute to deter pursuit. Between this and the fearsome protective instincts of their parents, toddlers have no natural predators, leaving them at te top of the food chain, and no effective defense against toddlers has ever been found, beyond using chairs of impractical height.

[/Documentary voice]

biggrin.gif

Oh my [censored] god XD


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ImperialSnob
OH MY GOD!

My upgraded internet spiked at one point to 8MB...this is amazing.
Callidus Thorn
It's a shame Mirocu sorted out the problem with his internet. It would have been funny to see his reaction.

Oh well.
King Of Beasts
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Nov 5 2013, 11:41 AM) *

QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Nov 5 2013, 10:21 AM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Nov 5 2013, 03:10 PM) *

And I prefer Duke Of Spam rollinglaugh.gif

I personally think 'Sentient Spambot' would be better.

While we're at it, I want 'Public Menace' to be mine. Admiiiins! Admiiiiiiiiins!!

Huh?! Why would... Oh. OHHHH! There's an L in "public"...


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Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Nov 5 2013, 05:05 PM) *

rollinglaugh.gif


Haven't you spammed enough for one day, o ancient lord of spam?

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King Of Beasts
Nope biggrin.gif
mirocu
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!! panic.gif
Callidus Thorn
This thread's turning into a Monty Python sketch.

Shut up! Bleedin' Vikings.

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ghastley
Stop the sketch! This is getting too silly. You'll have the Spanish Inquisition running in next....
Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(ghastley @ Nov 5 2013, 11:58 AM) *

Stop the sketch! This is getting too silly. You'll have the Spanish Inquisition running in next....

Well, nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Nov 5 2013, 05:59 PM) *

QUOTE(ghastley @ Nov 5 2013, 11:58 AM) *

Stop the sketch! This is getting too silly. You'll have the Spanish Inquisition running in next....

Well, nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.


Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.

Fun fact: The spanish inquistion were actually required to provide 30 days notice, so they were always expected.
McBadgere
QUOTE(ImperialSnob @ Nov 5 2013, 04:50 PM) *

OH MY GOD!

My upgraded internet spiked at one point to 8MB...this is amazing.


Lol...I just did the speedtest thing...

45.84 Mbs... biggrin.gif ...

*Sighs contentedly*...

Laters!!...
Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(McBadgere @ Nov 5 2013, 12:24 PM) *

QUOTE(ImperialSnob @ Nov 5 2013, 04:50 PM) *

OH MY GOD!

My upgraded internet spiked at one point to 8MB...this is amazing.


Lol...I just did the speedtest thing...

45.84 Mbs... biggrin.gif ...

*Sighs contentedly*...

Laters!!...

HE LIIIIIIIIIIIVES!!!!
mirocu
MCBADGERE IS ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!! PRAISE THE NINE!!!! laugh.gif laugh.gif

Just did a speed test again on my modem; 12,74MB/sec on a 6MB limit modem!!! rollinglaugh.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif
McBadgere
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Nov 5 2013, 06:30 PM) *

HE LIIIIIIIIIIIVES!!!!


Sssssshhhh...Don't tell the Universe™, it seems to be doing its best to make that as difficult as possible... indifferent.gif ...

PS...Sorry about your Grandma... Hug_emoticon.gif sad.gif ...
King Of Beasts
McB!!!!! -tackles-
Callidus Thorn
LOKI'S TWISTED SCROTUM!!!

I never get tired of saying that biggrin.gif

He's back!

*Starts running*
McBadgere
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 5 2013, 06:37 PM) *

LOKI'S TWISTED SCROTUM!!!

I never get tired of saying that biggrin.gif

He's back!

*Starts running*


Hah... biggrin.gif ...

Nah, don't worry...Just passing through, but I appreciate the appreciationisms... embarrased.gif ...

Hope all is well with all y'all...

*Applauds heartily*...
Callidus Thorn
Oh, well in that case...

*Returns to comfy chair*
mirocu
Great to see you again, McB! Where have you been? Stuck under the tractor? laugh.gif
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 5 2013, 06:42 PM) *

Great to see you again, McB! Where have you been? Stuck under the tractor? laugh.gif


If so there'd better be a video, or at least pictures.

People always record that sort of thing before going to help.
mirocu
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 5 2013, 07:43 PM) *

QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 5 2013, 06:42 PM) *

Great to see you again, McB! Where have you been? Stuck under the tractor? laugh.gif


If so there'd better be a video, or at least pictures.

People always record that sort of thing before going to help.

Thanks to instagram and sh**t like that! laugh.gif
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 5 2013, 06:44 PM) *

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 5 2013, 07:43 PM) *

QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 5 2013, 06:42 PM) *

Great to see you again, McB! Where have you been? Stuck under the tractor? laugh.gif


If so there'd better be a video, or at least pictures.

People always record that sort of thing before going to help.

Thanks to instagram and sh**t like that! laugh.gif


Behold the wonders of the digital age, where helping people comes after letting the internet know the stupid way they got into that situation. biggrin.gif

Well I suppose it keeps them out of harms way.
Colonel Mustard
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 5 2013, 06:37 PM) *

LOKI'S TWISTED SCROTUM!!!

Why? For pity's sake, why?

Also, McBadgere is back! From outer space! Dana nanana, can't remember any more words!

(I will survive! I will surviiiiiive!!
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Nov 5 2013, 07:54 PM) *

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 5 2013, 06:37 PM) *

LOKI'S TWISTED SCROTUM!!!

Why? For pity's sake, why?


What do you mean "why?"
Colonel Mustard
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 5 2013, 08:15 PM) *

QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Nov 5 2013, 07:54 PM) *

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 5 2013, 06:37 PM) *

LOKI'S TWISTED SCROTUM!!!

Why? For pity's sake, why?


What do you mean "why?"

*Scowls*

You know damn well what I mean.
Callidus Thorn
Is it the shouting?

Or maybe the "twisted" bit? Because that's meant in a non-literal sense.

Or do you simply object to me talking balls?
Colonel Mustard
*Throws albatross at Callidus and goes off to write NaNoWriMo entry instead of engaging in this nonsense*
Callidus Thorn
Ok. Now I'm really confused.

*ducks albatross, scratches head, pondering*
mirocu
Glmfhh? mellow.gif
ghastley
Albatross? Do you get wafers with it?

Got any Gannets on a stick?
mirocu
I wanna talk about something dry.gif
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(ghastley @ Nov 5 2013, 08:58 PM) *

Albatross? Do you get wafers with it?

Got any Gannets on a stick?


Damn thing was still flapping!

You ever tried getting a Gannet on a stick? It isn't easy

QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 5 2013, 09:04 PM) *

I wanna talk about something dry.gif


Anything in particular?
mirocu
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 5 2013, 10:21 PM) *

QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 5 2013, 09:04 PM) *

I wanna talk about something dry.gif


Anything in particular?

Stuff! biggrin.gif
King Of Beasts
Hi!
Callidus Thorn
Ah, so something anywhere between a discussion and a spamfest then?

And suddenly the killer of Kobby appears.
ghastley
Specific stuff, or General Stuff (no relation to Colonel Mustard)?
Callidus Thorn
And does anyone know why Mustard threw an Alabatross, of all things, at me?

I'm really stumped by that.
Colonel Mustard
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 5 2013, 09:27 PM) *

And does anyone know why Mustard threw an Alabatross, of all things, at me?

I'm really stumped by that.

Would you rather I had thrown a goose?
mirocu
Kobby, you crazy little bugger! biggrin.gif
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Nov 5 2013, 09:29 PM) *

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 5 2013, 09:27 PM) *

And does anyone know why Mustard threw an Alabatross, of all things, at me?

I'm really stumped by that.

Would you rather I had thrown a goose?


Hmm, good point. A goose would probably have attacked, they can be vicious bastards.

In all honesty I'm still hazy on why it was thrown to begin with.
Colonel Mustard
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 5 2013, 09:31 PM) *

QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Nov 5 2013, 09:29 PM) *

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 5 2013, 09:27 PM) *

And does anyone know why Mustard threw an Alabatross, of all things, at me?

I'm really stumped by that.

Would you rather I had thrown a goose?


Hmm, good point. A goose would probably have attacked, they can be vicious bastards.

In all honesty I'm still hazy on why it was thrown to begin with.

I just felt like throwing an albatross at someone, to be honest.
mirocu
Canīt anyone throw some birdseeds? biggrin.gif
Colonel Mustard
QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 5 2013, 09:32 PM) *

Canīt anyone throw some birdseeds? biggrin.gif

*Throws birdseed at Mirocu. Cackles as he is swarmed by thousands of small birds*

Damn, and here I was hoping to get some tangible progress done on NaNo.
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Nov 5 2013, 09:31 PM) *

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 5 2013, 09:31 PM) *

QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Nov 5 2013, 09:29 PM) *

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 5 2013, 09:27 PM) *

And does anyone know why Mustard threw an Alabatross, of all things, at me?

I'm really stumped by that.

Would you rather I had thrown a goose?


Hmm, good point. A goose would probably have attacked, they can be vicious bastards.

In all honesty I'm still hazy on why it was thrown to begin with.

I just felt like throwing an albatross at someone, to be honest.


Ahh, I get that at times, though with me it's Kestrels.

They can put up a fight, but the end result is always worth it
Colonel Mustard
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 5 2013, 09:34 PM) *

QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Nov 5 2013, 09:31 PM) *

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 5 2013, 09:31 PM) *

QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Nov 5 2013, 09:29 PM) *

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 5 2013, 09:27 PM) *

And does anyone know why Mustard threw an Alabatross, of all things, at me?

I'm really stumped by that.

Would you rather I had thrown a goose?


Hmm, good point. A goose would probably have attacked, they can be vicious bastards.

In all honesty I'm still hazy on why it was thrown to begin with.

I just felt like throwing an albatross at someone, to be honest.


Ahh, I get that at times, though with me it's Kestrels.

They can put up a fight, but the end result is always worth it

I prefer albatrosses, just for that moment when they sometimes vomit half-digested fish on people. Never fails to raise a smile.
mirocu
*mirocu eats birdseeds before his rivals can*


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Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Nov 5 2013, 09:36 PM) *

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 5 2013, 09:34 PM) *

QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Nov 5 2013, 09:31 PM) *

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 5 2013, 09:31 PM) *

QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Nov 5 2013, 09:29 PM) *

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 5 2013, 09:27 PM) *

And does anyone know why Mustard threw an Alabatross, of all things, at me?

I'm really stumped by that.

Would you rather I had thrown a goose?


Hmm, good point. A goose would probably have attacked, they can be vicious bastards.

In all honesty I'm still hazy on why it was thrown to begin with.

I just felt like throwing an albatross at someone, to be honest.


Ahh, I get that at times, though with me it's Kestrels.

They can put up a fight, but the end result is always worth it

I prefer albatrosses, just for that moment when they sometimes vomit half-digested fish on people. Never fails to raise a smile.


As long as they wait until after you throw them.

It's not so funny if it backfires, or so I'd imagine.

Kestrels don't get that problem
mirocu
Now I want waffles dry.gif
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 5 2013, 09:40 PM) *

Now I want waffles dry.gif


The potato kind?

The belgian kind?
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