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mirocu
Naah, you donīt weigh that much biggrin.gif

At least you can use him as a pillow tongue.gif
King Of Beasts
He's a small creature, and would be a mean pillow lol
mirocu
I have always used our cats as pillows. They purr so nice under my head tongue.gif
Rohirrim
blink.gif huh.gif blink.gif huh.gif


WHAAAAATTT???!?!!!?!?!?!?!
mirocu
Hi, Tolkien junkie! biggrin.gif

What are you so surprised about? huh.gif
Rohirrim
Who uses cats as pillows? Perhaps I say this in prejudice, as I am indeed allergic.
mirocu
I do, they are great to rest your head on biggrin.gif

But I guess itīs not so good if youīre allergic kvleft.gif
Callidus Thorn
*Staggers into thread, collapses gratefully into comfortable seat*

Evenin' all
Elisabeth Hollow
Hi Callidus smile.gif
King Of Beasts
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Jan 4 2014, 01:02 PM) *

*Staggers into thread, collapses gratefully into comfortable seat*

Evenin' all


Hello. mellow.gif
Callidus Thorn
How're your saturdays going?

Hope they're better than mine.
King Of Beasts
Good.


What's wrong?
Elisabeth Hollow
A friend wants me to come over and I'm not feeling up to going anywhere. I don't think she understands that I'm the type that needs lots of space.
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 4 2014, 06:08 PM) *

Good.


What's wrong?


A great deal. Went to get a new game, only to find it out of stock, and got rained on for nothing.

Also my chest sucks and my knee hurts.

Hence, hoping you guys are having a better day than I have.
King Of Beasts
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Jan 4 2014, 01:09 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 4 2014, 06:08 PM) *

Good.


What's wrong?


A great deal. Went to get a new game, only to find it out of stock, and got rained on for nothing.

Also my chest sucks and my knee hurts.

Hence, hoping you guys are having a better day than I have.


That sucks sad.gif

Hope things get better for ya
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 4 2014, 06:12 PM) *

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Jan 4 2014, 01:09 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 4 2014, 06:08 PM) *

Good.


What's wrong?


A great deal. Went to get a new game, only to find it out of stock, and got rained on for nothing.

Also my chest sucks and my knee hurts.

Hence, hoping you guys are having a better day than I have.


That sucks sad.gif

Hope things get better for ya


It's make a nice change, but I'm not holding my breath on that front.


Just to amuse myself I'm wondering how long I have to wait before I can jokingly start prodding Liz into posting in the roleplay thread.

I figure I need to leave it a couple of days, so I doubt I'll get the chance sad.gif
King Of Beasts
Just poke at her whenever. It's fun tongue.gif
Elisabeth Hollow
I'm right here lol
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 4 2014, 06:16 PM) *

Just poke at her whenever. It's fun tongue.gif


Yeah, but she's armed.

And Texan.

And kinda scary, what with all that about poison you were talking about a while back.

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 4 2014, 06:17 PM) *

I'm right here lol


*Tries to look innocent*

Hey Liz biggrin.gif
King Of Beasts
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 4 2014, 01:17 PM) *

I'm right here lol


I know hehe.gif


QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Jan 4 2014, 01:18 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 4 2014, 06:16 PM) *

Just poke at her whenever. It's fun tongue.gif


Yeah, but she's armed.

And Texan.

And kinda scary, what with all that about poison you were talking about a while back.


But she's friendly! I promise!
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 4 2014, 06:19 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 4 2014, 01:17 PM) *

I'm right here lol


I know hehe.gif


QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Jan 4 2014, 01:18 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 4 2014, 06:16 PM) *

Just poke at her whenever. It's fun tongue.gif


Yeah, but she's armed.

And Texan.

And kinda scary, what with all that about poison you were talking about a while back.


But she's friendly! I promise!


Yeah, but if I say too much I might end up locked in the roleplay thread or something, just to make sure it keeps going blink.gif


laugh.gif
King Of Beasts
rollinglaugh.gif
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 4 2014, 06:20 PM) *

rollinglaugh.gif


It is a fine line I must walk. ohmy.gif

A single misstep could mean doom laugh.gif

On the plus side, lots of potential for comedy, through the medium of intentional-comic-misinterpretation biggrin.gif

And silliness.

Lots of silliness wacko.gif
King Of Beasts
Look on the bright side goddamit rollinglaugh.gif
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 4 2014, 06:24 PM) *

Look on the bright side goddamit rollinglaugh.gif


Can't. tongue.gif

I'm no optimist.
Elisabeth Hollow
Aren't you in the Steam and Steel roleplay, too? XD
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 4 2014, 06:25 PM) *

Aren't you in the Steam and Steel roleplay, too? XD


Yup. How many are you in? Just out of curiosity.

I'm pretty sure it's someone else's turn at present.

Damned if I know huh.gif

Edit:

*checks thread*

Yup, either Dantrag or the Colonel.
Elisabeth Hollow
Yeah, I'm in...four? Lunacy, Lost Knife, Steam, and Wobbly Goblet.
Callidus Thorn
Four blink.gif

Plus fanfiction?

Wow.
Elisabeth Hollow
AND KoB and I's private one. My mind is always occupied, lol

Plus I have a full time job, a kid, and a husband.

SO NO EXCUSES XD

I'm such a sad individual lol
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 4 2014, 06:48 PM) *

AND KoB and I's private one. My mind is always occupied, lol

Plus I have a full time job, a kid, and a husband.

SO NO EXCUSES XD

I'm such a sad individual lol


Woah.

I have so much free time... tongue.gif

But I'm bordering on being a misanthrope.

However, I definitely rate a higher score than you on the sad individual scale, so don't worry. biggrin.gif
King Of Beasts
My cream of mushroom soup won't get creamy mad.gif
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 4 2014, 06:59 PM) *

My cream of mushroom soup won't get creamy mad.gif


That's because there isn't enough space. It's all the fault of the fungus.

It takes up too mushroom laugh.gif

I know, it's terrible, but who could resist a setup like that.
Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Jan 4 2014, 01:04 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 4 2014, 06:59 PM) *

My cream of mushroom soup won't get creamy mad.gif


That's because there isn't enough space. It's all the fault of the fungus.

It takes up too mushroom laugh.gif

I know, it's terrible, but who could resist a setup like that.

If a pun doesn't make me hate you, you're not doing it right.

Well done XD
King Of Beasts
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Jan 4 2014, 02:04 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 4 2014, 06:59 PM) *

My cream of mushroom soup won't get creamy mad.gif


That's because there isn't enough space. It's all the fault of the fungus.

It takes up too mushroom laugh.gif

I know, it's terrible, but who could resist a setup like that.


mad.gif


How could you do that?! rollinglaugh.gif
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 4 2014, 07:06 PM) *

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Jan 4 2014, 01:04 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 4 2014, 06:59 PM) *

My cream of mushroom soup won't get creamy mad.gif


That's because there isn't enough space. It's all the fault of the fungus.

It takes up too mushroom laugh.gif

I know, it's terrible, but who could resist a setup like that.

If a pun doesn't make me hate you, you're not doing it right.

Well done XD


Terrible puns are a tradition in my family, on both sides.

The same goes for terrible jokes.

You have been warned...

evillol.gif
Elisabeth Hollow
I eagerly await the corniness!
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 4 2014, 07:11 PM) *

I eagerly await the corniness!


Alas, you know not the horrors that await you...

But soon you will, and then you will look back on this and weep.

And just to get the ball rolling, going by the above quote, when it comes to corn you're all ears

rollinglaugh.gif
Elisabeth Hollow
-groans-

It hurts so good XD
Vital
Ooh! Puns! biggrin.gif

I love puns... especially the pointless ones

A farmer asks a scarecrow if he enjoys his job. The scarecrow replies "Well it's a bit dull, but hay, its in my jeans." rollinglaugh.gif

ok you can shoot me now

Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(Vital @ Jan 4 2014, 01:16 PM) *

Ooh! Puns! biggrin.gif

I love puns... especially the pointless ones

A farmer asks a scarecrow if he enjoys his job. The scarecrow replies "Well it's a bit dull, but hay, its in my jeans." rollinglaugh.gif

ok you can shoot me now

OWWWWWWW


WHY DO I ENJOY THIS?!
King Of Beasts
Because you like pain laugh.gif



Liz!!

Did you hear about the guy who's left side was cut off? He's all right now hehe.gif
Vital
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 5 2014, 06:24 AM) *

QUOTE(Vital @ Jan 4 2014, 01:16 PM) *

Ooh! Puns! biggrin.gif

I love puns... especially the pointless ones

A farmer asks a scarecrow if he enjoys his job. The scarecrow replies "Well it's a bit dull, but hay, its in my jeans." rollinglaugh.gif

ok you can shoot me now

OWWWWWWW


WHY DO I ENJOY THIS?!


I ask myself the same thing everytime...

My favorite puns are car puns. I never tire of them and they make laugh wheelie hard

biggrin.gif
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 4 2014, 07:25 PM) *

Because you like pain laugh.gif



Liz!!

Did you hear about the guy who's left side was cut off? He's all right now hehe.gif


But he's only half the man he used to be biggrin.gif

QUOTE(Vital @ Jan 4 2014, 07:32 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 5 2014, 06:24 AM) *

QUOTE(Vital @ Jan 4 2014, 01:16 PM) *

Ooh! Puns! biggrin.gif

I love puns... especially the pointless ones

A farmer asks a scarecrow if he enjoys his job. The scarecrow replies "Well it's a bit dull, but hay, its in my jeans." rollinglaugh.gif

ok you can shoot me now

OWWWWWWW


WHY DO I ENJOY THIS?!


I ask myself the same thing everytime...

My favorite puns are car puns. I never tire of them and they make laugh wheelie hard

biggrin.gif


I prefer puns about buses.

You don't hear see any for ages, then three turn up at once.
Vital
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Jan 5 2014, 06:39 AM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 4 2014, 07:25 PM) *

Because you like pain laugh.gif



Liz!!

Did you hear about the guy who's left side was cut off? He's all right now hehe.gif


But he's only half the man he used to be biggrin.gif

QUOTE(Vital @ Jan 4 2014, 07:32 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 5 2014, 06:24 AM) *

QUOTE(Vital @ Jan 4 2014, 01:16 PM) *

Ooh! Puns! biggrin.gif

I love puns... especially the pointless ones

A farmer asks a scarecrow if he enjoys his job. The scarecrow replies "Well it's a bit dull, but hay, its in my jeans." rollinglaugh.gif

ok you can shoot me now

OWWWWWWW


WHY DO I ENJOY THIS?!


I ask myself the same thing everytime...

My favorite puns are car puns. I never tire of them and they make laugh wheelie hard

biggrin.gif


I prefer puns about buses.

You don't hear see any for ages, then three turn up at once.


Both of those got me....

Should I be ashamed?
King Of Beasts
The shoemaker did not deny his apprentice anything he needed. He gave his awl.

Elisabeth Hollow
There are literal tears in my eyes, yall lol
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 4 2014, 07:46 PM) *

The shoemaker did not deny his apprentice anything he needed. He gave his awl.


The apprentice kept him on his toes, until the shoemaker finally brought him to heel, though he had to sell his sole to do so.
Vital
Oh by the way, did you guys hear about the person who got hit in the head by a soda can?

He was lucky it was a soft drink...
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(Vital @ Jan 4 2014, 07:50 PM) *

Oh by the way, did you guys hear about the person who got hit in the head by a soda can?

He was lucky it was a soft drink...


He knew when he'd been Tango'd

rollinglaugh.gif
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