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King Of Beasts
QUOTE(mALX @ Feb 25 2013, 12:39 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 25 2013, 12:42 PM) *

QUOTE
What are you talking about, it's dinner time.

Oh, wait, timezones. Right. Here it's dinner time, y'see.


Exactly, lol.



EDIT:

I CAN'T TAKE THE PAIN ANYMORE!!!!! -screams-



sad.gif Bless your heart! Try sucking on an ice cube. (don't swallow it whole).


The dentist said I have to keep a gauze pad in my mouth until the bleeding stops. The bleeding hasn't stopped yet. My sister sent her husband to get the pain medicine the dentist prescribed. He's been gone for two hours!

THAT [censored]!
mirocu
Sounds like you just did what I did a few years back, KoB. Not a nice experience and the second was actually worse than the first.

Hope your pain stops soon.
mALX
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 25 2013, 03:47 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Feb 25 2013, 12:39 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 25 2013, 12:42 PM) *

QUOTE
What are you talking about, it's dinner time.

Oh, wait, timezones. Right. Here it's dinner time, y'see.


Exactly, lol.



EDIT:

I CAN'T TAKE THE PAIN ANYMORE!!!!! -screams-



sad.gif Bless your heart! Try sucking on an ice cube. (don't swallow it whole).


The dentist said I have to keep a gauze pad in my mouth until the bleeding stops. The bleeding hasn't stopped yet. My sister sent her husband to get the pain medicine the dentist prescribed. He's been gone for two hours!

THAT [censored]!



Ice helps slow bleeding, but you can also put ice in a washcloth and hold it to that side of your face if you want. Doesn't work as good as the ice cube in the mouth though.



Elisabeth Hollow
Alcohol. Drink a s*** ton of it.
King Of Beasts
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 25 2013, 01:29 PM) *

Alcohol. Drink a s*** ton of it.


You feeling alright?
Colonel Mustard
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 25 2013, 09:29 PM) *
Alcohol. Drink a s*** ton of it.

Is that for the tooth or just in general? Because either way, that's good advice.
Destri Melarg
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Feb 25 2013, 01:30 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 25 2013, 09:29 PM) *
Alcohol. Drink a s*** ton of it.

Is that for the tooth or just in general? Because either way, that's good advice.

It usually works for me!
mALX
Alcohol thins the blood, therefore the site will bleed worse and longer. Don't do it.
King Of Beasts
QUOTE(mALX @ Feb 25 2013, 01:36 PM) *

Alcohol thins the blood, therefore the site will bleed worse and longer. Don't do it.


I don't drink alcohol.
mALX
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 25 2013, 04:37 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Feb 25 2013, 01:36 PM) *

Alcohol thins the blood, therefore the site will bleed worse and longer. Don't do it.


I don't drink alcohol.



Have you tried the ice yet?
Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 25 2013, 03:30 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 25 2013, 01:29 PM) *

Alcohol. Drink a s*** ton of it.


You feeling alright?

Nope.
King Of Beasts
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 25 2013, 01:42 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 25 2013, 03:30 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 25 2013, 01:29 PM) *

Alcohol. Drink a s*** ton of it.


You feeling alright?

Nope.


What's wrong?

QUOTE
Have you tried the ice yet?


Yeah, I tried the ice. It helped a little bit. My sisters husband finally came home with the medication
McBadgere
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 25 2013, 09:42 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 25 2013, 03:30 PM) *

You feeling alright?

Nope.


Hey, I did that the other day!!...

Maybe it's catching...

Seriously though, wassup?... kvleft.gif ...
Elisabeth Hollow
Just... a whole lot. Eventually I'll deal with it though.
Destri Melarg
@KoB - I'm glad your brother-in-law got back with the medicine... even if it did take two hours! huh.gif

@Liz - Don't break the seal on that bottle! Go for a run or, better yet, prop your mattress against the wall and punch the thing silly for a half hour or so. I guarantee you'll feel better.
King Of Beasts
QUOTE(Destri Melarg @ Feb 25 2013, 02:26 PM) *

@KoB - I'm glad your brother-in-law got back with the medicine... even if it did take two hours! huh.gif


I'm suspicious because he walked in with leftover food from red lobster as well dry.gif
Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(Destri Melarg @ Feb 25 2013, 04:26 PM) *

@Liz - Don't break the seal on that bottle! Go for a run or, better yet, prop your mattress against the wall and punch the thing silly for a half hour or so. I guarantee you'll feel better.

Guhhh...the mattress thing sounds heavenly.
Destri Melarg
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 25 2013, 02:34 PM) *

I'm suspicious because he walked in with leftover food from red lobster as well dry.gif

See now that's... just... wrong! (so much so that you have me channeling McB with all the ellipses)

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 25 2013, 02:45 PM) *

Guhhh...the mattress thing sounds heavenly.

It's a trick I picked up from an old boxer. He used to live in one of those downtown warehouse lofts. His unit had a concrete column sticking up through the middle of it so he bought a second hand mattress and wrapped it around the column so he could get in some heavy bag work anytime he wanted. It's maybe the best stress reliever there is!
King Of Beasts
QUOTE
See now that's... just... wrong! (so much so that you have me channeling McB with all the ellipses)


Yeah.....I REALLY don't like *him dry.gif
mALX
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 25 2013, 05:59 PM) *

QUOTE
See now that's... just... wrong! (so much so that you have me channeling McB with all the ellipses)


Yeah.....I REALLY don't like *him dry.gif



I'd be buttering him up for those leftovers. (Get it? Butter? ... eh, you had to be there, urk).
King Of Beasts
QUOTE(mALX @ Feb 25 2013, 03:12 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 25 2013, 05:59 PM) *

QUOTE
See now that's... just... wrong! (so much so that you have me channeling McB with all the ellipses)


Yeah.....I REALLY don't like *him dry.gif



I'd be buttering him up for those leftovers. (Get it? Butter? ... eh, you had to be there, urk).


I think I get it.....sorta kvleft.gif
Kiln
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 25 2013, 11:14 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Feb 25 2013, 03:12 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 25 2013, 05:59 PM) *

QUOTE
See now that's... just... wrong! (so much so that you have me channeling McB with all the ellipses)


Yeah.....I REALLY don't like *him dry.gif



I'd be buttering him up for those leftovers. (Get it? Butter? ... eh, you had to be there, urk).


I think I get it.....sorta kvleft.gif

Because most people dip lobster in a sort of butter sauce.
mALX
QUOTE(Kiln @ Feb 25 2013, 06:18 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 25 2013, 11:14 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Feb 25 2013, 03:12 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 25 2013, 05:59 PM) *

QUOTE
See now that's... just... wrong! (so much so that you have me channeling McB with all the ellipses)


Yeah.....I REALLY don't like *him dry.gif



I'd be buttering him up for those leftovers. (Get it? Butter? ... eh, you had to be there, urk).


I think I get it.....sorta kvleft.gif

Because most people dip lobster in a sort of butter sauce.



Correct! (And I LOVE Lobster dipped in butter sauce)




King Of Beasts
Oh, then I did get the joke laugh.gif
Elisabeth Hollow
[quote name='Destri Melarg' date='Feb 25 2013, 04:53 PM' post='154919']
Guhhh...the mattress thing sounds heavenly.[/quote]
It's a trick I picked up from an old boxer. He used to live in one of those downtown warehouse lofts. His unit had a concrete column sticking up through the middle of it so he bought a second hand mattress and wrapped it around the column so he could get in some heavy bag work anytime he wanted. It's maybe the best stress reliever there is!
[/quote]
I need a mattress, lol. Hubs wouldn't like me punching ours XD
King Of Beasts
[quote name='Elisabeth Hollow' date='Feb 25 2013, 03:25 PM' post='154927']
[quote name='Destri Melarg' date='Feb 25 2013, 04:53 PM' post='154919']
Guhhh...the mattress thing sounds heavenly.[/quote]
It's a trick I picked up from an old boxer. He used to live in one of those downtown warehouse lofts. His unit had a concrete column sticking up through the middle of it so he bought a second hand mattress and wrapped it around the column so he could get in some heavy bag work anytime he wanted. It's maybe the best stress reliever there is!
[/quote]
I need a mattress, lol. Hubs wouldn't like me punching ours XD
[/quote]

Get him to think of it like this:

If you punch the crap outta your lumpy mattress, it won't be lumpy anymore, and he'll fall asleep faster biggrin.gif
Kiln
I blow off steam with target practice or sparring so I can see the benefit of beating up an old mattress to relieve stress.
Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 25 2013, 05:27 PM) *

Get him to think of it like this:

If you punch the crap outta your lumpy mattress, it won't be lumpy anymore, and he'll fall asleep faster biggrin.gif

HIS side is already caved in, lol. I married a very large man XD
King Of Beasts
QUOTE
HIS side is already caved in, lol. I married a very large man XD


rollinglaugh.gif maybe if you punch the mattress, his side will return back to normal!
Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 25 2013, 07:54 PM) *

QUOTE
HIS side is already caved in, lol. I married a very large man XD


rollinglaugh.gif maybe if you punch the mattress, his side will return back to normal!

I'm not sure it works like that, lol.
King Of Beasts
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 25 2013, 06:40 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 25 2013, 07:54 PM) *

QUOTE
HIS side is already caved in, lol. I married a very large man XD


rollinglaugh.gif maybe if you punch the mattress, his side will return back to normal!

I'm not sure it works like that, lol.


Well that's how in works in MY world rollinglaugh.gif
Colonel Mustard
I'm making this post on a massive touch screen computer!

...

Yeah, that's all I had to say, but this thing is fun. And huge. Like, the size of an LCD telly huge. I can have two windows open at the same time on the screen and they share the space quite comfortably; it's great!
Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Feb 26 2013, 03:25 AM) *

I'm making this post on a massive touch screen computer!

...

Yeah, that's all I had to say, but this thing is fun. And huge. Like, the size of an LCD telly huge. I can have two windows open at the same time on the screen and they share the space quite comfortably; it's great!

Cool!
Colonel Mustard
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 26 2013, 02:48 PM) *

QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Feb 26 2013, 03:25 AM) *

I'm making this post on a massive touch screen computer!

...

Yeah, that's all I had to say, but this thing is fun. And huge. Like, the size of an LCD telly huge. I can have two windows open at the same time on the screen and they share the space quite comfortably; it's great!

Cool!

I know, right? It's like I'm in the future! Today! tongue.gif
Elisabeth Hollow
Do we have flying cars in the today-future?? XD
Colonel Mustard
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 26 2013, 03:10 PM) *

Do we have flying cars in the today-future?? XD

Naturally. They're all shaped like bubbles, of course, Jetsons-stylee.
Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Feb 26 2013, 09:12 AM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 26 2013, 03:10 PM) *

Do we have flying cars in the today-future?? XD

Naturally. They're all shaped like bubbles, of course, Jetsons-stylee.

Awesoooome.
King Of Beasts
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Feb 26 2013, 01:25 AM) *

I'm making this post on a massive touch screen computer!

...

Yeah, that's all I had to say, but this thing is fun. And huge. Like, the size of an LCD telly huge. I can have two windows open at the same time on the screen and they share the space quite comfortably; it's great!


Cool! That sound fun to use. No more irritating keyboards for you tongue.gif

When I got my Mac, apparently I was one of the few people that didn't think it was a touch screen, lol.
Uleni Athram
Flying cars. Pffft.

In the benene-pancakes-awesome future of Beneneland, I, Overlord Uleni of the Monkey Kingdoms, have commisioned SPACESHIPS MADE OUT OF BENENE PEELS! My legions of space monkeys will overrun all opposition until this Universe is properly BENENEFIED! All hail your new master, Uleni Athram! All hail the Sacred Benene!
King Of Beasts
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Feb 26 2013, 07:57 AM) *

Flying cars. Pffft.

In the benene-pancakes-awesome future of Beneneland, I, Overlord Uleni of the Monkey Kingdoms, have commisioned SPACESHIPS MADE OUT OF BENENE PEELS! My legions of space monkeys will overrun all opposition until this Universe is properly BENENEFIED! All hail your new master, Uleni Athram! All hail the Sacred Benene!


You dare challenge my title?!

rollinglaugh.gif
mALX
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 26 2013, 10:10 AM) *

Do we have flying cars in the today-future?? XD



How about one that flies underwater?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E4q7p6R3Og

Uleni Athram
*outraged gasp*

There he is! The King of Beasts! I remember you clashing with my two trusted Chief-Dragons, Golden Holden and MacDonald Mack! I thought that they did the job A-Okay, but it seems they have failed! Verily, then! I shall have to BENENEFY you myself!

To arms, my loyal monkeys! We have a Heretic-King on our hands!
King Of Beasts
RISE MY LYCANTHROPES! DESTROY ALL WHO OPPOSE ME!

THIS IS WAR MONKEY-KING!
Uleni Athram
*sinister smirk*

Just as planned.

*signals to a nearby gorilla that wears a Colovian Fur Helm and a french scarf*

General Samwise Goodfeel, send in......

*dramatic pause*




The BENENE AIR FORCE!

*General Goodfeel nods and presses a red button*

Hahaha, those pups won't know what hit 'em!

*on cue, a thousand shrieking chimpanzees riding aircraft made out of benene peels appears out of nowhere and lay waste on the Lycanthropes from above*
Elisabeth Hollow
-panics-

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!

-curls up in a ball-
Colonel Mustard
*Moonwalks through the chaos playing a saxophone, protected by the power of Jazz*
King Of Beasts
-while the monkey king was planning an air attack on the King Of Beasts' LYCANTHROPES on the battle field, the king of beasts set up an ambush, and caught the monkeys while they're were unaware, killing a bit over half of the benene Air Force, and causing them to retreat due to being outnumbered...."

-grins maniacally- those monkeys stand no chance against my army of lycanthropes! evillol.gif
Colonel Mustard
*Uses the distraction of KoB's air assault to steal his lycanthrope army's stockpile of sherbert lemons. Saunters away*
Uleni Athram
*crazy grin*

Just. As. Planned.

*blows a whistle, and over half of the Lycanthropes turn out to be gorilla shock troops in disguise*

Kill 'em all! Leave no fur unscathed!

*gorillas fight with the werewolves, and due to the supriseof the attavk, decimates them severely*

Yaaaaaraaaaagh! *blasts wolves with his benene magick*
Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Feb 26 2013, 10:27 AM) *

*Moonwalks through the chaos playing a saxophone, protected by the power of Jazz*

Take me with you!!!
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