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Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 15 2014, 09:31 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 15 2014, 10:26 PM) *

QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 15 2014, 03:01 PM) *

You play it too, Liz?

Yep!!

Anything you wanna share? hehe.gif


When I asked the othe day she said it simply wasn't possible for her to post pics.
mirocu
Oh mellow.gif

Forget it then indifferent.gif
Callidus Thorn
I can't remember why she can't though.

And I can't even find it with the search feature laugh.gif
mirocu
How are you supposed to find a specific post with the search function? tongue.gif


No really, I don´t know because I never used it mellow.gif
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 15 2014, 09:44 PM) *

How are you supposed to find a specific post with the search function? tongue.gif


No really, I don´t know because I never used it mellow.gif


I just try to remember a specific word used in the post in question and search for that.

It's pretty much hit and miss.

Especially considering the screwed up way it shows the results. If there's a qupte in the post it seems to bug out.
Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 15 2014, 03:37 PM) *

I can't remember why she can't though.

And I can't even find it with the search feature laugh.gif

I don't have a computer?
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 15 2014, 09:51 PM) *

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 15 2014, 03:37 PM) *

I can't remember why she can't though.

And I can't even find it with the search feature laugh.gif

I don't have a computer?


That would be it.

What a thing to forget

embarrased.gif
mirocu
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 15 2014, 10:51 PM) *

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 15 2014, 03:37 PM) *

I can't remember why she can't though.

And I can't even find it with the search feature laugh.gif

I don't have a computer?

I keep forgetting that because how else would you even post? tongue.gif


Then smartphones come to mind.. hehe.gif
Elisabeth Hollow
I've been using the library for the past two weeks lol
mirocu
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 15 2014, 10:59 PM) *

I've been using the library for the past two weeks lol

You´re sitting there right now then?
Rohirrim
QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 15 2014, 05:01 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 15 2014, 10:59 PM) *

I've been using the library for the past two weeks lol

You´re sitting there right now then?

Quick, let's post really embarrassing pictures!
mirocu
QUOTE(Rohirrim @ Apr 15 2014, 11:03 PM) *

QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 15 2014, 05:01 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 15 2014, 10:59 PM) *

I've been using the library for the past two weeks lol

You´re sitting there right now then?

Quick, let's post really embarrassing pictures!

rollinglaugh.gif
ImperialSnob
QUOTE(Rohirrim @ Apr 15 2014, 10:03 PM) *

QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 15 2014, 05:01 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 15 2014, 10:59 PM) *

I've been using the library for the past two weeks lol

You´re sitting there right now then?

Quick, let's post really embarrassing pictures!


reddit will really come in handy here.

mirocu
After having played Ooze, Cry Baby, Jupiter Scope and Alfredo (AKA Alfred n the Fettuc) I feel ready for bed. See ya in the mornin´! biggrin.gif


sleep.gif
Callidus Thorn
Later 'Rocu
ImperialSnob
Later Rocu!
Rohirrim
Sleep...goodnight, my sweet...
Darkness Eternal
Anyone else excited for the next Bloodmoon? I might just hunting that night.
Callidus Thorn
Not particularly.

But then, here in the UK we didn't get even a partial of this one.
ImperialSnob
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 15 2014, 10:44 PM) *

Not particularly.

But then, here in the UK we didn't get even a partial of this one.


Got to see Mars and the ISS though.

That was pretty cool, not Bloodmoon cool but still pretty cool.
Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 15 2014, 04:01 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 15 2014, 10:59 PM) *

I've been using the library for the past two weeks lol

You´re sitting there right now then?

I was, but now I'm on my phone.
Darkness Eternal
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 15 2014, 10:44 PM) *

Not particularly.

But then, here in the UK we didn't get even a partial of this one.

I had no idea you live in the UK.

I saw it the other night but I was too tired to admire it lol.
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Apr 15 2014, 11:01 PM) *

I saw it the other night but I was too tired to admire it lol.


Isn't it annoying when they put a really good show on late? rollinglaugh.gif
Darkness Eternal
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 15 2014, 11:02 PM) *

QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Apr 15 2014, 11:01 PM) *

I saw it the other night but I was too tired to admire it lol.


Isn't it annoying when they put a really good show on late? rollinglaugh.gif

Yeah, it is. At least we get three more reruns tongue.gif
King Of Beasts
QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Apr 15 2014, 05:41 PM) *

Anyone else excited for the next Bloodmoon? I might just hunting that night.


Didn't it already pass??


There's a 30% chance of snow from 1-3am


It better not snow...
treydog
So we had a lunar eclipse, it is tax day (in the U.S.) and it snowed here in Tennessee...

So- time for another "Guy Walks into a Bar" joke.

So a duck walked into a bar, said to the bartender, "I'd like some peanuts, please."

Bartender: "We don't have peanuts." The duck left.

Next day, duck walks into the bar. "I'd like some peanuts, please."

Bartender: "We still don't sell peanuts." The duck leaves.

Next day, duck walks into the bar. "I'd like some peanuts, please."

Bartender is getting annoyed. "We DO NOT sell peanuts." The duck leaves.

Next day, duck walks into the bar. "I'd like some peanuts, please."

The bartender says, "Look- if you ask for peanuts one more time, I am going to take you and nail you to the wall!" The duck leaves.

Next day, duck walks into the bar. "Do you have any nails?"

Bartender says, "No."

Duck says, "In that case, I'd like some peanuts, please."
Kiln
QUOTE(treydog @ Apr 16 2014, 01:14 AM) *

So we had a lunar eclipse, it is tax day (in the U.S.) and it snowed here in Tennessee...

So- time for another "Guy Walks into a Bar" joke.

So a duck walked into a bar, said to the bartender, "I'd like some peanuts, please."

Bartender: "We don't have peanuts." The duck left.

Next day, duck walks into the bar. "I'd like some peanuts, please."

Bartender: "We still don't sell peanuts." The duck leaves.

Next day, duck walks into the bar. "I'd like some peanuts, please."

Bartender is getting annoyed. "We DO NOT sell peanuts." The duck leaves.

Next day, duck walks into the bar. "I'd like some peanuts, please."

The bartender says, "Look- if you ask for peanuts one more time, I am going to take you and nail you to the wall!" The duck leaves.

Next day, duck walks into the bar. "Do you have any nails?"

Bartender says, "No."

Duck says, "In that case, I'd like some peanuts, please."

That joke is old but I still enjoy it. biggrin.gif
Black Hand
The Dark One ™ has yet to have heard that one, strangely enough....but is very reminiscent of my tactics with driving you all slowly insane.

Speaking of...Kiln...did you get that Abrams Tank yet?
Kiln
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Apr 16 2014, 02:29 AM) *

The Dark One ™ has yet to have heard that one, strangely enough....but is very reminiscent of my tactics with driving you all slowly insane.

Speaking of...Kiln...did you get that Abrams Tank yet?

Apparently there's some sort of law against having a functional one, although I can't imagine why.

Otherwise the only tiny obstacle would be raising the $8.5 million dollars neccessary to buy one. I only have to raise about $8,499,999.
McBadgere
QUOTE(treydog @ Apr 16 2014, 02:14 AM) *

Next day, duck walks into the bar. "Do you have any nails?"

Bartender says, "No."

Duck says, "In that case, I'd like some peanuts, please."


laugh.gif ... laugh.gif ... laugh.gif ...

That was much funny... laugh.gif ...

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 15 2014, 09:33 PM) *


You gonna start a fanfic thread too?



*Shrug*...That's the plan...There is two out there already that aren't bothering many people...So...Hopefully when I get far enough ahead I may inflict it upon everyone...Depends whether I can get the prologue finished or not...It's undergoing...Sprawl... indifferent.gif ...You'll see...Possibly...

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 15 2014, 09:33 PM) *

huh.gif

Well whadd'ya know?

I just go with an mp3 player so I can have all my music with me.

Not that I listen to most of it very often, these days it's either Taylor Swift, Paramore, or Snow Patrol mostly.

*shrugs*



Yeah, well it gets like that with the mini-discs too...At the moment, it tends towards the K-Pop, AC Brotherhood soundtrack or a pair of early eighties Moody Blues albums...*Shrug*...Unfortunately, if I were to go down the iPod thing, it would be the absurd sized one (40 000 tracks-ish?) for about £250 or something...Much monies at the moment...

QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 15 2014, 09:34 PM) *

Minidisc was really the way to go...


Yes, yes it was...If only for a short while, at least... sad.gif ...Hey-ho...



Sadly, work calls...*Sigh*...Bugger, I'm late! I'm late! I'm terribly sorry...I'm late!!!...
Black Hand
QUOTE(Kiln @ Apr 15 2014, 07:43 PM) *

QUOTE(Black Hand @ Apr 16 2014, 02:29 AM) *

The Dark One ™ has yet to have heard that one, strangely enough....but is very reminiscent of my tactics with driving you all slowly insane.

Speaking of...Kiln...did you get that Abrams Tank yet?

Apparently there's some sort of law against having a functional one, although I can't imagine why.

Otherwise the only tiny obstacle would be raising the $8.5 million dollars neccessary to buy one. I only have to raise about $8,499,999.



In which case, I would like to order a large pepperoni pizza.
treydog
QUOTE(Kiln @ Apr 15 2014, 10:43 PM) *

QUOTE(Black Hand @ Apr 16 2014, 02:29 AM) *

The Dark One ™ has yet to have heard that one, strangely enough....but is very reminiscent of my tactics with driving you all slowly insane.

Speaking of...Kiln...did you get that Abrams Tank yet?

Apparently there's some sort of law against having a functional one, although I can't imagine why.

Otherwise the only tiny obstacle would be raising the $8.5 million dollars neccessary to buy one. I only have to raise about $8,499,999.

Ach well. I guess that means no.... "Tanks for the memories" then.....
mirocu
No tanks? Bummer.. dry.gif

At least make sure to hold on to your handguns, guys...
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(treydog @ Apr 16 2014, 02:14 AM) *

*snip*


laugh.gif

Classic.

QUOTE(Kiln @ Apr 16 2014, 03:43 AM) *

QUOTE(Black Hand @ Apr 16 2014, 02:29 AM) *

The Dark One ™ has yet to have heard that one, strangely enough....but is very reminiscent of my tactics with driving you all slowly insane.

Speaking of...Kiln...did you get that Abrams Tank yet?

Apparently there's some sort of law against having a functional one, although I can't imagine why.

Otherwise the only tiny obstacle would be raising the $8.5 million dollars neccessary to buy one. I only have to raise about $8,499,999.


That's a shame. Imagine how much time you could save when faced with traffic jams... biggrin.gif

QUOTE(McBadgere @ Apr 16 2014, 04:52 AM) *

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 15 2014, 09:33 PM) *


You gonna start a fanfic thread too?



*Shrug*...That's the plan...There is two out there already that aren't bothering many people...So...Hopefully when I get far enough ahead I may inflict it upon everyone...Depends whether I can get the prologue finished or not...It's undergoing...Sprawl... indifferent.gif ...You'll see...Possibly...


Well, good luck McB biggrin.gif

QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 16 2014, 07:37 AM) *

No tanks? Bummer.. dry.gif

At least make sure to hold on to your handguns, guys...


Those of you who haev them, at any rate...
mirocu
Mornin´ mr Thorn! biggrin.gif
Callidus Thorn
Mornin' Rocu.
mirocu
No exclamation mark? No smiley?

I´m disappointed...





Not tongue.gif It´s ok laugh.gif I can provide the exclamation marks and smileys!!! biggrin.gif biggrin.gif
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 16 2014, 08:18 AM) *

No exclamation mark? No smiley?

I´m disappointed...





Not tongue.gif It´s ok laugh.gif I can provide the exclamation marks and smileys!!! biggrin.gif biggrin.gif


Well, you've got the better emoticons anyway. biggrin.gif

I'm stuck with what Chorrol offers.
mirocu
The chorrol ones are the best under normal circumstances anyway.. biggrin.gif

Summer tyres are going on to the car later today. A little early but what the heck.. biggrin.gif
Kiln
QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 16 2014, 06:37 AM) *

No tanks? Bummer.. dry.gif

At least make sure to hold on to your handguns, guys...

My state is pretty relaxed about firearms. I've got a considerable collection built up in just a few years. I've got a picture with all of it laid out, I'll show it off through PM if you care to see it. Most of my stuff is just for target shooting but some are for hunting/defense.
mirocu
I would love to see your collection smile.gif
Callidus Thorn
This site has a well-armed moderator?

Suddenly I feel vastly more respectful of the rules...

laugh.gif
Kiln
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 16 2014, 10:39 AM) *

This site has a well-armed moderator?

Suddenly I feel vastly more respectful of the rules...

laugh.gif

You might actually be surprised how laid back most gun owners are. The responsible ones anyhow.
Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(Kiln @ Apr 16 2014, 05:40 AM) *

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 16 2014, 10:39 AM) *

This site has a well-armed moderator?

Suddenly I feel vastly more respectful of the rules...

laugh.gif

You might actually be surprised how laid back most gun owners are. The responsible ones anyhow.

Gun safety was drilled into us at a young age. A gun is a weapon, not a recreational tool.

Okay, so I went into the bathroom at work and there are five stalls. Does everyone HAVE to pick the stall RIGHTS next to me every single time I use the bathroom?! It happens at other places too, and the one next to me could be filthy, and they'll still pick it!!
Callidus Thorn
blink.gif

That's just weird

QUOTE(Kiln @ Apr 16 2014, 11:40 AM) *

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 16 2014, 10:39 AM) *

This site has a well-armed moderator?

Suddenly I feel vastly more respectful of the rules...

laugh.gif

You might actually be surprised how laid back most gun owners are. The responsible ones anyhow.


Not really, but "just as well I know the majority of gun owners not to be trigger happy or anything" makes for a lousy punchline
Kiln
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 16 2014, 10:44 AM) *

QUOTE(Kiln @ Apr 16 2014, 05:40 AM) *

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 16 2014, 10:39 AM) *

This site has a well-armed moderator?

Suddenly I feel vastly more respectful of the rules...

laugh.gif

You might actually be surprised how laid back most gun owners are. The responsible ones anyhow.

Gun safety was drilled into us at a young age. A gun is a weapon, not a recreational tool.

Okay, so I went into the bathroom at work and there are five stalls. Does everyone HAVE to pick the stall RIGHTS next to me every single time I use the bathroom?! It happens at other places too, and the one next to me could be filthy, and they'll still pick it!!

Try being a male at a urinal without a divider. Most awkward experience ever when another guy comes in and picks the one right beside you rather than the next one over.
King Of Beasts
I no longer use urinals in public bathrooms unless they have dividers because I feel very VERY uncomfortable considering some dumbass pretty much always decides to stand RIGHT next to to you despite there being like three empty spots lol

Then there's also the matter of HAVING to stand next to someone if the bathroom is pretty full

-shudders-


And don't get me started on how clean these bathrooms honestly are dry.gif



Maybe it's always the same person, Liz laugh.gif
Acadian
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 16 2014, 03:39 AM) *
This site has a well-armed moderator? ...
More than one. In fact the administrators issue firearms to us - along with banhammers of course. wink.gif

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 16 2014, 03:44 AM) *
...
Okay, so I went into the bathroom at work and there are five stalls. Does everyone HAVE to pick the stall RIGHTS next to me every single time I use the bathroom?! It happens at other places too, and the one next to me could be filthy, and they'll still pick it!!
Okay, Liz, I promise to never use the stall next to you again. laugh.gif
treydog
So a guy walks into a bathroom.... No, wait, that's a different joke. (And yes- I completely agree- having mentioned to Mrs. Treydog that visits to the bathroom are NOT what I consider a "social occasion"- so anyone can kindly use the OTHER stall.)

Now back to our regularly scheduled ancient joke.

A guy walks into a bar carrying a box. He sets it down and asks the bartender, "If I can show you something amazing, can I get a free drink?"

Bartender says, "Sounds like a deal; go ahead."

Guy opens the box and puts 2 frogs and a hamster on the bar. The frogs go into a dance routine, while singing a medley of Broadway songs.

The bartender agrees it was amazing and gives the guy his free drink. Meanwhile, a second customer tells the guy: "I'll give you 1000 dollars cash for those frogs right now!"

The first guy agrees and the buyer takes the frogs and leaves.

The bartender says, "You know, you could have gotten a better deal for those frogs."

The guy says, "Nah, the frogs are easy. The hamster is a ventriloquist."
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QUOTE(Acadian @ Apr 16 2014, 12:49 PM) *

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 16 2014, 03:39 AM) *
This site has a well-armed moderator? ...
More than one. In fact the administrators issue firearms to us - along with banhammers of course. wink.gif


Really?

I'd have thought a sword for you and a bow for Buffy would be more apt laugh.gif

QUOTE(treydog @ Apr 16 2014, 12:55 PM) *

So a guy walks into a bathroom.... No, wait, that's a different joke. (And yes- I completely agree- having mentioned to Mrs. Treydog that visits to the bathroom are NOT what I consider a "social occasion"- so anyone can kindly use the OTHER stall.)

Now back to our regularly scheduled ancient joke.

A guy walks into a bar carrying a box. He sets it down and asks the bartender, "If I can show you something amazing, can I get a free drink?"

Bartender says, "Sounds like a deal; go ahead."

Guy opens the box and puts 2 frogs and a hamster on the bar. The frogs go into a dance routine, while singing a medley of Broadway songs.

The bartender agrees it was amazing and gives the guy his free drink. Meanwhile, a second customer tells the guy: "I'll give you 1000 dollars cash for those frogs right now!"

The first guy agrees and the buyer takes the frogs and leaves.

The bartender says, "You know, you could have gotten a better deal for those frogs."

The guy says, "Nah, the frogs are easy. The hamster is a ventriloquist."


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