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Kiln
Dear god, why are there so many pictures of squirrels online?!?
Black Hand
Sung to the tune of "Predator: The Musical" (Yes, it's real! Now click!)


SQUIRREL QUARREL ASSASSINATION SQUAD, REMOTE CENTRAL AMERICAN RAINFOREST, 21st SEPTEMBER

"It's using the trees, watching and waiting, killing us off one by one, the chopper is close but this thing is too fast, it's pointless to run!"

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"TALK! No more games!"

"I don't know what species of squirrel it was. It happened very fast, not easy to describe. But you must have wounded it. Unless my eyes deceive, it's blood was on that leaf!!"

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"If it bleeds, we can kill it."


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mALX
QUOTE(Kiln @ Sep 20 2014, 07:55 PM) *

Dear god, why are there so many pictures of squirrels online?!?



Tactical maneuvers.





QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 20 2014, 07:47 PM) *

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I found the gif!



Now THAT'S what I'M talking about !!!!


King Of Beasts
I love this place lol
mALX
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Sep 20 2014, 08:31 PM) *

Sung to the tune of "Predator: The Musical" (Yes, it's real! Now click!)


SQUIRREL QUARREL ASSASSINATION SQUAD, REMOTE CENTRAL AMERICAN RAINFOREST, 21st SEPTEMBER

"It's using the trees, watching and waiting, killing us off one by one, the chopper is close but this thing is too fast, it's pointless to run!"

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"TALK! No more games!"

"I don't know what species of squirrel it was. It happened very fast, not easy to describe. But you must have wounded it. Unless my eyes deceive, it's blood was on that leaf!!"

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"If it bleeds, we can kill it."


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*mALX notes Blackie has taken on a spy squirrel. What he doesn't know ... it's a mole; a double agent that is signaling mALX now to begin her attack*


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Elisabeth Hollow
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treydog
QUOTE(Kiln @ Sep 20 2014, 07:55 PM) *

Dear god, why are there so many pictures of squirrels online?!?

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Elisabeth Hollow
mALX is finding all the g-rated pics. I found much worse lol
Black Hand
....The final attack commences.


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The squirrels plans had been laid from decades before in the woodwork...like nuts stored for winter. And now Jack Frost came a-nipping at the Obscuromanoan Empire's nose...like a massive army of squirrels.


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"DAMN! Now *THAT* is a *LOT* of squirrels!"

Senate:"You failed us Legateaux! Now we are about to be quartered and eliminated to the last man! The fourth defeat!!"

LEGATEAUX:"Not if we eliminate the ancestor of all these squirrels....Squirella Connor!"

SENATE: "Dear Gods! You've gone mad! ABANDON THREAD EMPIRE!!!"

Kilometers Miles below the site of the soon-to-be-massacre, generators composed and built of the most cutting edge technology hum to life....a silhouette is seen an instant before it is swallowed by a sphere of negative light.


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Chorrol Coffee Shop, Thirty Four Years Ago

A figure stands up in the middle of the parking lot at night.......


SMARTASS™ Mode Activated.......


Scanning Humanoids.....Mission Parameter: Acquire Camouflage.....

Scanning Humanoid: IDENTIFY: 'Kiln'......Size Parameters Match...Set to Acquisition Mode: LEVEL 491

*Black Hand approaches Kiln butt-naked*

"Nice to see you in the sequel, but I'm afraid the Gap Card won't do this time. I need your clothes, your worn-out sneakers, and the keys to your teal-green Vespa scooter......again."
mALX
QUOTE(treydog @ Sep 20 2014, 09:01 PM) *

QUOTE(Kiln @ Sep 20 2014, 07:55 PM) *

Dear god, why are there so many pictures of squirrels online?!?

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SPEW !!!






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*mALX sees a naked Blackie; passes out cold in a rare moment of vulnerabiltiy*








Elisabeth Hollow
Blackie is naked, huh?

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Black Hand
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"I'm looking for Squirrela Connor."
mALX
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 20 2014, 09:35 PM) *

Blackie is naked, huh?

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"Wait, is THIS your haircut?"


*mALX turns green, grows to giant proportions and rips shirt off*



"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!!!!!"




QUOTE(Black Hand @ Sep 20 2014, 09:51 PM) *

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"I'm looking for Squirrela Connor."



"It is I, Squirrela Connor. You must stop any and all aggressive actions toward squirrels if you want to live!"


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treydog
We have received some imagery regarding the recent squirrel/cyborg conflict.

WARNING! Some viewers may find the following photographs disturbing. Exercise caution. Do not operate heavy machinery while viewing images. If you experience blurred vision, clean your glasses.

First, we have what is reported to be an aerial assault by a member of the Elite Rodentine Glider Corps....


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What follows is the aftermath... again, viewers with weak constitutions are warned.....

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Elisabeth Hollow
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Black Hand
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 20 2014, 07:27 PM) *


"It is I, Squirrela Connor. You must stop any and all aggressive actions toward squirrels if you want to live!


"Negative."

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QUOTE(treydog @ Sep 20 2014, 09:04 PM) *

We have received some imagery regarding the recent squirrel/cyborg conflict.

WARNING! Some viewers may find the following photographs disturbing. Exercise caution. Do not operate heavy machinery while viewing images. If you experience blurred vision, clean your glasses.

First, we have what is reported to be an aerial assault by a member of the Elite Rodentine Glider Corps....

What follows is the aftermath... again, viewers with weak constitutions are warned.....


Keep it. If I can defeat her with one arm tied behind my back, I can do it with do it without one arm altogether.


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mALX
QUOTE(treydog @ Sep 21 2014, 12:04 AM) *

*snip*

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"BWAAAHAAAHAAA!!!! The Black Hand's arm lays like a squashed spider in the streets of my victorious web of ... wait, wrong dialogue. Here it is: The Black Hand has been terminated, his arm laying in the street like a broken chia pet ... wait, is that right? Yes, I think so ... Er ... I, Squirrela Connor, declare this day a victory for all squirrels!"


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DO NOT LOOK AT NEXT IMAGE!


https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q...d8SMtq284i7-A3Q


treydog
Three things:

First- Sorry about the oversized picture blowing the page up. sad.gif

Second- Does a squirrel in a FUR COAT just seem..... wrong... to anyone else?

Finally- In my defense, the flying squirrel pic seemed... wait for it...

disarming.... (ducks)
mirocu
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 20 2014, 06:40 PM) *

Some dude got arrested for making iPhone shaped cookies and pretending to talk on them while he drove, then eating them in front of a cop when he got pulled over.

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mirocu
I am still all alone here!!! sad.gif




(Posting to get away from that big pic ruining the page tongue.gif )
mALX
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 21 2014, 09:03 AM) *

I am still all alone here!!! sad.gif




(Posting to get away from that big pic ruining the page tongue.gif )



You are NEVER alone here at Chorrol! rollinglaugh.gif


Actually, I was out walking the female dogs - they like it when I take them out, even if it is in their own acre run, lol.


mirocu
I was alone! No one has been here from when I logged on! tongue.gif
mALX
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 21 2014, 09:13 AM) *

I was alone! No one has been here from when I logged on! tongue.gif



I was still logged on, just had my page closed out while I walked the dogs - does that count? No? Well, maybe an assassin/werewolf/or vampire was lurking in the shadows? No? Hmmm.


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"I sorry" verysad.gif



mirocu
No need to be sowwy, mALX. Just glad you´re here now happy.gif


*throws acorn to mALX*
mALX
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 21 2014, 09:45 AM) *

No need to be sowwy, mALX. Just glad you´re here now happy.gif


*throws acorn to mALX*



Thanks for the acorns! Hey...these aren't chocolate covered like the ones Kobby gives me!


I always get up really early, but do the farm/house chores before getting on here - otherwise they'd never get done, lol.


mirocu
You can´t have chocolate covered acorns for winter storage. They´ll go bad biggrin.gif
mALX
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 21 2014, 10:00 AM) *

You can´t have chocolate covered acorns for winter storage. They´ll go bad biggrin.gif



Who was going to store them? I planned to EAT them! BWAAAHAAAHAAA!


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mirocu
But...! But...! You have to store acorns for the winter!! ohmy.gif
mALX
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 21 2014, 10:17 AM) *

But...! But...! You have to store acorns for the winter!! ohmy.gif



I'm more diabolical smarter than the average squirrel; I save acorns only as weapons in my armory - they make good projectiles.

For food stores - chocolate, lobster, crabmeat, shrimp, apple pie ... can't remember what else, but there is more.




mirocu
I bet apple pie tastes better than raw acorns tongue.gif
mALX
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 21 2014, 10:28 AM) *

I bet apple pie tastes better than raw acorns tongue.gif



My husband makes an Awesome apple pie, sort of like a combo pie and Brown-Betty - delicious! His apple pie is better than mine, and that is really saying something. (cause mine is goooooood).







mirocu
If I didn´t have work tomorrow I´d book a plane ticket and visit you and have a piece of both pies biggrin.gif
mALX
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 21 2014, 10:51 AM) *

If I didn´t have work tomorrow I´d book a plane ticket and visit you and have a piece of both pies biggrin.gif



Lol, you must love apple pie! I quit making mine when I found out how good his were - that way I can get him to cook his. He makes good cobblers too: his apple and blueberry cobblers are good, but his blackberry cobbler is awesome!

(some of the very few things he cooks better than me, that is the truth).


mirocu
Maybe you should make a pie once in awhile anyway just to have some practice in doing stuff smile.gif
mALX
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 21 2014, 11:28 AM) *

Maybe you should make a pie once in awhile anyway just to have some practice in doing stuff smile.gif




No way, not when his is so much better, lol. My pumpkin pies are the best ever, (even my sons say so) but I think you said you don't like pumpkin pie.

Elisabeth Hollow
Liz loves pumpkin pie!!!!
mALX
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 21 2014, 12:37 PM) *

Liz loves pumpkin pie!!!!



WOOOOOOOT !!! Now that's what I like to hear!


I actually don't like anything pumpkin but my pies, lol.


mALX


MMMMUUUUUUSSSSSTTTTAAAARRRRRDDDDD !!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT !!!!






Elisabeth Hollow
I hate packing so much

Oh my god.
mALX
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 21 2014, 06:38 PM) *

I hate packing so much

Oh my god.



Me too. I got where I just tossed and hoped for the best rather than all the careful packing. Truthfully - the amount of broken/damaged items was the same between the careful packing of professional movers and my personal tossings.



Vital
Having moved around a fair bit, I know all about packing...

It usually starts off nice and organised, but by the end it's just a matter of finding space for things. In my family's experience professional movers aren't much better tbh...
Elisabeth Hollow
We aren't an organized family, except me when I pack. But my husband won't let me touch anything we "need," (consoles, movies, games, clothes) until the day that we move. Argh! We leave in a week!!
mALX
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 21 2014, 08:02 PM) *

We aren't an organized family, except me when I pack. But my husband won't let me touch anything we "need," (consoles, movies, games, clothes) until the day that we move. Argh! We leave in a week!!



Well, dayeah! You think he is going to go a whole week without gaming consoles? Clothing? They can be moved in the car beside you in the seat - don't even have to be boxed. And that way they are the first thing up at the new place too. I agree with the big man in this one.



Elisabeth Hollow
We have over 200 games and movies. Plus we already washed clothes for the week. It was his idea about the clothes and he changed his mind XD

mALX
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 21 2014, 08:52 PM) *

We have over 200 games and movies. Plus we already washed clothes for the week. It was his idea about the clothes and he changed his mind XD



BWAAAHAAAHAAA!!! Keep out his gaming consoles & games, favorite movies, favorite clothing, computer and TV. Bundle up the rest and move them. When the entire apartment is moved but those items, lure him to the car by carrying them to it. Pack them around him in the car. At his parent's house, set them up where they will go, thereby luring him into the house. There you have it, how to move a man and his machines, rollinglaugh.gif


Elisabeth Hollow
I keep tellin him there's NO WAY we are gonna watch 200 movies or play all of our games in one week lol

mALX
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 21 2014, 09:06 PM) *

I keep tellin him there's NO WAY we are gonna watch 200 movies or play all of our games in one week lol



ROFL !!! Tell him to pick out 25 vids, 20 games, and 5 outfits, ROFL !!!


mirocu
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 21 2014, 05:47 PM) *

QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 21 2014, 11:28 AM) *

Maybe you should make a pie once in awhile anyway just to have some practice in doing stuff smile.gif


No way, not when his is so much better, lol. My pumpkin pies are the best ever, (even my sons say so) but I think you said you don't like pumpkin pie.

That doesn´t matter, I´m not going to eat it, am I? tongue.gif


Is Mustard back?
mALX
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 22 2014, 10:59 AM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 21 2014, 05:47 PM) *

QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 21 2014, 11:28 AM) *

Maybe you should make a pie once in awhile anyway just to have some practice in doing stuff smile.gif


No way, not when his is so much better, lol. My pumpkin pies are the best ever, (even my sons say so) but I think you said you don't like pumpkin pie.

That doesn´t matter, I´m not going to eat it, am I? tongue.gif


Is Mustard back?



I saw him on here when I gave that shout out.


mirocu
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 22 2014, 05:30 PM) *

I saw him on here when I gave that shout out.

The flock is slowly returning to the fold... tongue.gif
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