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McBadgere
QUOTE(King 'o' Wee Beastlies...)
HAH I GOT HERE BEFORE YOU COULD LEAVE!!

huh.gif ...

So...Are you still here then?...I've been reading some stuff...

Now I've stopped reading because ma brain... laugh.gif ...

Gotta laugh, ain't ya?...

Aaaaamywho...

Howzit today peeps?...
treydog
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 1 2015, 12:43 PM) *

HAH I GOT HERE BEFORE YOU COULD LEAVE!!

But, rather like the dog with the automobile, what will you do with a McBadgere once you catch one?

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ohmy.gif

Oh dear. Time to run the McBadgere through the carwash- and pay special attention to the left rear tire... (or "tyre" as it were).
McBadgere
QUOTE(treydog @ Aug 1 2015, 05:52 PM) *

But, rather like the dog with the automobile, what will you do with a McBadgere once you catch one?

Oh dear. Time to run the McBadgere through the carwash- and pay special attention to the left rear tire... (or "tyre" as it were).



MAAAAATE!!!... biggrin.gif ...

Y'alright?...

Dunno, the front left elbow's feeling much like it needs removing...Possibly with the nearest available power tool...Though I suspect the Kitchen Whisk™ is going to be more bother than is worth it...

As to what to do with a McBadgere...I dunno...Feed it, water it...Plonk it in front of the tele...They're pretty easy to distract...

Or...Point them at han halien and then let 'im SHOOT 'EM INNA HEAD!!!!!!... santa.gif ...

No!... salute.gif ....
treydog
Oh- so very similar to dealing with a treydog, then..... tongue.gif


And I notice Rihanae is not on while you are... and several other folks. So the possibility that they are ALL actually McBadgere remains open.....

Of course, everyone ALREADY knows that McBadgere is, in fact.... (dramatic pause)


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The Batman!
McBadgere
QUOTE(treydog @ Aug 1 2015, 05:59 PM) *

Oh- so very similar to dealing with a treydog, then..... tongue.gif

laugh.gif ...

*Looks at the time*...Oh fudgin' Nora...

*Sigh*...Time for tea prep then...

A man's work is never done...Just delayed until the last possible moment...Or at least until scrumpled bits of paper start winging their way from the sofa to connect with the back of the head...Just to let them know they've been antisocial for a while now... biggrin.gif ...

QUOTE(treydog @ Aug 1 2015, 05:59 PM) *



And I notice Rihanae is not on while you are... and several other folks. So the possibility that they are ALL actually McBadgere remains open.....

Of course, everyone ALREADY knows that McBadgere is, in fact.... (dramatic pause)


The Batman!



*Fac-e-palm*...Stop that!!... unsure.gif ...As a wise woman once said, "We are not a committee!!"... biggrin.gif ...And seriously, I'm not that clever...Though the possibility that this one is one of the others...Oh...Wait...

As for Batman...

Purleeeze...

Give me some class, would ya?...



In brightest day, in blackest night...No evil shall escape my sight... wink.gif ...
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(treydog @ Aug 1 2015, 05:59 PM) *

Of course, everyone ALREADY knows that McBadgere is, in fact.... (dramatic pause)


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The Batman!


So does that make him the forumite we deserve, but not the one we need right now? rollinglaugh.gif
SubRosa
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Aug 1 2015, 03:02 PM) *

QUOTE(treydog @ Aug 1 2015, 05:59 PM) *

Of course, everyone ALREADY knows that McBadgere is, in fact.... (dramatic pause)


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The Batman!


So does that make him the forumite we deserve, but not the one we need right now? rollinglaugh.gif

Because he can take it.
mALX
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Aug 1 2015, 11:33 AM) *

I DARE ANYONE WITH AN OUNCE OF GUTS TO CLICK THIS LINK, WATCH THE VIDEO TILL THE END, WITHOUT GIVING UP ON LIFE

YOU THINK YOU GOT WHAT IT TAKES?!

(It's in YouTube, and it's pertaining to music, so don't worry. It's very definitely SFW.)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MDi-P0G9VMU



I'm sorry, but I LOVE Ladybaby! Can't turn away from the screen when they are on, lol.


Uleni Athram
QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 2 2015, 11:17 AM) *

QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Aug 1 2015, 11:33 AM) *

I DARE ANYONE WITH AN OUNCE OF GUTS TO CLICK THIS LINK, WATCH THE VIDEO TILL THE END, WITHOUT GIVING UP ON LIFE

YOU THINK YOU GOT WHAT IT TAKES?!

(It's in YouTube, and it's pertaining to music, so don't worry. It's very definitely SFW.)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MDi-P0G9VMU



I'm sorry, but I LOVE Ladybaby! Can't turn away from the screen when they are on, lol.

The moment I saw this music video I immediately thought to myself, "The denizens of Chorrol MUST see this, if only to see what their reactions are like'l

Glad to see you and McB having a fun time with it! GAHAHAHAA
Callidus Thorn
Sorry Uleni, you weren't the first to post something like that here:

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jul 7 2015, 01:05 AM) *

what about this youtube video? XD


And hers is half as long again as yours is. tongue.gif
McBadgere
QUOTE(Thorny Dodd...)
And hers is half as long again as yours is.



Said the Bishop to the other Bishop...

*Cough*...

We at Chez McB thought that vid was properly class... biggrin.gif ...So funny, and it's not an awful song at all...

And like I said before...That lad needs a medal or several thousand for being so sporting...

Still...Drummers and their dressing up as girls is nothing new...

QUOTE(SubRosa @ Aug 1 2015, 09:38 PM) *

Because he can take it.


Oh, absolutely...Always...
Acadian
I confess being partial to Caramelldansen.

Caution: May induce nausea. . . or addiction. Video loops so it never ends.
mirocu
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Aug 1 2015, 06:13 PM) *

Still traumatized, eh? *evil laughter*

I´ll never again click a link provided by you dry.gif


tongue.gif


Acadian, I thought you preferred this one starring Buffy wink.gif I rather like this girl, she´s quite cute talanted biggrin.gif
Acadian
Mirocu, you're right on both counts! Wow, that little girl is indeed very talented!

Buffy learned the dance and song from another mage. It actually began in the Arcane University but quickly spread across Tamriel as you can see here.



mirocu
OMG THE ADORING FAN!

IPB Image IPB Image
McBadgere
To take my mind off what feels like - courtesy of the reappearance of the old RSI and whatnot thing - drilling into my elbow, whilst milking this evening, I composed myself a little ditty to the approximate tune of "Head, shoulders, knees and toes (Knees and toes!!)..."...

And I called it...Trilobite...

I hope you enjoy it...

Thanks...

*Clears throat*...

I tried to bite a trilobite - Trilobite!
Iiiii tried to bite a trilobite - Trilobite!
I tried to bite, tried to bite a trilobite,
I tried to bite a trilobite, trilobiiiiiite-ah!...

*Single slow clap from the audience*...

Thank you mother!...

*Sniffs*...

*Exits, stage right*...
Callidus Thorn
*Sees links*

IPB Image
Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Aug 2 2015, 01:30 PM) *

*Sees links*

IPB Image

You didn't miss much, just the rubbery spines of cartoon women.
mALX
QUOTE(Acadian @ Aug 2 2015, 07:40 AM) *

I confess being partial to Caramelldansen.

Caution: May induce nausea. . . or addiction. Video loops so it never ends.



Buffy & Maxical dancing!





QUOTE(Acadian @ Aug 2 2015, 11:04 AM) *

Mirocu, you're right on both counts! Wow, that little girl is indeed very talented!

Buffy learned the dance and song from another mage. It actually began in the Arcane University but quickly spread across Tamriel as you can see here.




SPEW!!!! ROFL !!! That needs to be seen, rollinglaugh.gif !!!!



treydog
QUOTE(McBadgere @ Aug 2 2015, 01:26 PM) *

To take my mind off what feels like - courtesy of the reappearance of the old RSI and whatnot thing - drilling into my elbow, whilst milking this evening, I composed myself a little ditty to the approximate tune of "Head, shoulders, knees and toes (Knees and toes!!)..."...

And I called it...Trilobite...

I hope you enjoy it...

Thanks...

*Clears throat*...

I tried to bite a trilobite - Trilobite!
Iiiii tried to bite a trilobite - Trilobite!
I tried to bite, tried to bite a trilobite,
I tried to bite a trilobite, trilobiiiiiite-ah!...

*Single slow clap from the audience*...

Thank you mother!...

*Sniffs*...

*Exits, stage right*...

McBadgere, sir, I find I must ask
In reference to your Devonian arthropodical masticatory task...
Did the trilobite fight? Did it use an underbite or an overbite?
Or perhaps an uppercut that evened the fight?
Though being tri- it is clearly an odd lobite...
A Dudley Bug that scuttled into Silurian deeps
Where even now, encased in stone, it sleeps.
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Aug 2 2015, 10:20 PM) *

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Aug 2 2015, 01:30 PM) *

*Sees links*

IPB Image

You didn't miss much, just the rubbery spines of cartoon women.


*Discreetly wanders back into thread*
Rohirrim
Oh yeah, now I remember why I drifted away.




/s
Uleni Athram
Where now are the horse and the rider? Where is the horn that was blowing?
Where is the helm and the hauberk, and the bright hair flowing?
Where is the harp on the harpstring, and the red fire glowing?
Where is the spring and the harvest and the tall corn growing?
They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;
The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.
Who shall gather the smoke of the deadwood burning,
Or behold the flowing years from the Sea returning?

Come back, little horseman. Come back! *evil giggling*
mALX
QUOTE(Rohirrim @ Aug 2 2015, 08:25 PM) *

Oh yeah, now I remember why I drifted away.




/s




NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Aug 2 2015, 10:23 PM) *

Where now are the horse and the rider? Where is the horn that was blowing?
Where is the helm and the hauberk, and the bright hair flowing?
Where is the harp on the harpstring, and the red fire glowing?
Where is the spring and the harvest and the tall corn growing?
They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;
The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.
Who shall gather the smoke of the deadwood burning,
Or behold the flowing years from the Sea returning?

Come back, little horseman. Come back! *evil giggling*



Yes, come back little horseman!!!!



McBadgere
QUOTE(treydog @ Aug 2 2015, 11:05 PM) *

McBadgere, sir, I find I must ask
In reference to your Devonian arthropodical masticatory task...
Did the trilobite fight? Did it use an underbite or an overbite?
Or perhaps an uppercut that evened the fight?
Though being tri- it is clearly an odd lobite...
A Dudley Bug that scuttled into Silurian deeps
Where even now, encased in stone, it sleeps.



*Mighty applause*...

Oh well done that man!!...

*Continues applause*...

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mirocu
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Aug 2 2015, 11:20 PM) *

You didn't miss much, just the rubbery spines of cartoon women.

Am I wrong to find them hot? tongue.gif





No, no I am not. Because they are designed to be just that.
McBadgere
QUOTE(mirocu @ Aug 3 2015, 08:57 AM) *

Am I wrong to find them hot? tongue.gif



Well, if a painter creates a masterpiece of a beautiful woman and you go, "Hey, that's one beautiful woman!" because it's of a real model, then surely the same can be applied to cartoon women too!... biggrin.gif ...

Well...Okay some of them might topple over forwards...However, artistic licence and all that... laugh.gif ...

What?...Why are you all looking at me like that just because Erza Scarlet from Fairy Tail is one of the hottest damned women to appear on screen ever...

What?...Angry red-head?!...My kryptonite... tongue.gif biggrin.gif wub.gif ...
mirocu
QUOTE(McBadgere @ Aug 4 2015, 02:17 PM) *

Well...Okay some of them might topple over forwards...However, artistic licence and all that... laugh.gif ...

rollinglaugh.gif

QUOTE(McBadgere @ Aug 4 2015, 02:17 PM) *

What?...Angry red-head?!...My kryptonite... tongue.gif biggrin.gif wub.gif ...

I reckon maybe Hubster need to take some 24/7 precautions regarding his wife´s whereabouts... tongue.gif
Callidus Thorn
So, today I found out that the weather here in the UK is so [censored] that it's literally bad for our health. sad.gif
mALX
QUOTE(McBadgere @ Aug 4 2015, 08:17 AM) *


What?...Angry red-head?!...My kryptonite... tongue.gif biggrin.gif wub.gif ...



Did some one call me?


McBadgere
QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 4 2015, 05:56 PM) *


Did some one call me?


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QUOTE(Crow-Boy...)
I reckon maybe Hubster need to take some 24/7 precautions regarding his wife´s whereabouts... tongue.gif


Oh...She knows all about them...Her being the ultimate combination - practically omnipotent/Divine level biggrin.gif - an Angry Red-Headed-Wife-Who-Is-Also-A-Mother...They know everything... laugh.gif ...

She is also most incredibly and most truly, unbelievably hot...And she is, and always will be #1...This I tell her virtually every day... wub.gif ...So I tend to get a free pass where TV-Land laydeez - and cartoons biggrin.gif - are concerned...

Besides...I have to deal with her Bruce Banner obsession...Hey, a grumpy, grey haired geezer with fair-old anger issues?...Surely not!... huh.gif ... biggrin.gif ...


EDIIIIIIIIT!!!...
QUOTE
I reckon maybe Hubster need to...



SORRRYYYYY!!!!...It took me a while to remember that was Liz's nickname for Mr Hollow... indifferent.gif ...Thought you were on about my marital stuff...Sorry...
Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(mirocu @ Aug 4 2015, 09:21 AM) *

QUOTE(McBadgere @ Aug 4 2015, 02:17 PM) *

What?...Angry red-head?!...My kryptonite... tongue.gif biggrin.gif wub.gif ...

I reckon maybe Hubster need to take some 24/7 precautions regarding his wife´s whereabouts... tongue.gif

-eyeroll-

Clever.
treydog
So I have spent the last 2 days removing computer equipment from the offices of those who are "no longer with this organization."

And it was all fine- the picking up of towers and monitors, the crawling about in the floor disconnecting things, the loading and unloading of the van...

Until the very last stop of the day, when I was looking to make sure the laptop I was picking up for a new person was the correct machine. I crouched down in the floor to check the item number and apparently did some sort of ... urgh... twisting movement that my lower spine found objectionable.

And now I find I need to walk as if I am 30 or so years older than I am, with a definite... "forward tilt."

Dangit.

We now return to our regularly-scheduled madness.

And well yes- who DOESN'T find angry, butt-kicking redheads highly appealing? I also married one, after all....
McBadgere
QUOTE(treydog @ Aug 5 2015, 01:06 AM) *

I crouched down in the floor to check the item number and apparently did some sort of ... urgh... twisting movement that my lower spine found objectionable.



indifferent.gif ....

Oy... sad.gif ...Back things are all sorts of not good...

My bests for a speedy easing...
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Aug 5 2015, 12:08 AM) *

QUOTE(mirocu @ Aug 4 2015, 09:21 AM) *

QUOTE(McBadgere @ Aug 4 2015, 02:17 PM) *

What?...Angry red-head?!...My kryptonite... tongue.gif biggrin.gif wub.gif ...

I reckon maybe Hubster need to take some 24/7 precautions regarding his wife´s whereabouts... tongue.gif

-eyeroll-


Careful.

Do that too often and they'll fall out nono.gif

rollinglaugh.gif
mirocu
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Aug 5 2015, 01:08 AM) *

-eyeroll-

Clever.

Sorry tongue.gif



-So whassup, forumites!??? ohmy.gif ohmy.gif panic.gif
Uleni Athram
MY PANTS RIPPED WHEN I WAS WORKING ON A ROADBLOCK
PASSING PEDESTRIANS SAW THE FULL GLORY OF MY BEHIND
I GOT LAUGHED AT BY CO-WORKERS

THAT'S WHAT'S UP.

And other stuff...
mirocu
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Aug 5 2015, 11:45 AM) *

MY PANTS RIPPED WHEN I WAS WORKING ON A ROADBLOCK
PASSING PEDESTRIANS SAW THE FULL GLORY OF MY BEHIND
I GOT LAUGHED AT BY CO-WORKERS

THAT'S WHAT'S UP.

And other stuff...

rollinglaugh.gif rollinglaugh.gif



Also, Athram is marthA backwards wink.gif
Uleni Athram
inelU marthA

Sounds like a deranged, gender-confused mafia hitman.

I LOIK EET
McBadgere
QUOTE(mirocu @ Aug 5 2015, 10:37 AM) *


-So whassup, forumites!??? ohmy.gif ohmy.gif panic.gif


Things and stuff...Bleedin' work etc...Y'know. the usual clichés... biggrin.gif ...

I have discovered I have developed a complete aversion to motorways...

We're off to Robin Hood country this weekend...(The place/town/village/etc that legend has it that Robin and Marian lived, got married...etc...)...I have a choice...2hr 20mins-ish if I go the motorway way...Or just over 3hrs to go the pretty way...

Cold terror at the thought of messing up on the motorway junctions has me picking the pretty way...

I should just man-up and do the motorway, at least on the way there they'll be reasonably empty of traffic at that time of the morning...But...Terror... indifferent.gif ...

*Sigh*...I used to be Superman...No fear...

Now all is...Scary...

Other than that, all is excellent!!... biggrin.gif ...

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Aug 4 2015, 04:50 PM) *

So, today I found out that the weather here in the UK is so [censored] that it's literally bad for our health. sad.gif


Er...How so?...*He asks, worrying at the generally outdoors-y nature of his work*...

QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Aug 5 2015, 12:00 PM) *

inelU marthA

Sounds like a deranged, gender-confused mafia hitman.

I LOIK EET


Right...So now it's Marthaluleni, Gun For Hire™...Calling card being a single multi-hued feather plucked from his boa...

Fair enough... biggrin.gif ...
Uleni Athram
And the pink lollipop dipped in pure testosterone. Don't forget that! biggrin.gif
McBadgere
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Aug 5 2015, 01:09 PM) *

And the pink lollipop dipped in pure testosterone. Don't forget that! biggrin.gif


*Makes note*...

C-Sharp, wasn't it?...

*Gets out notebook*...

Just the facts ma'am...

*Reads fact...Makes note of fact...*...

And that's a fact...

Stat!...
mirocu
Oil change on the ´Rocu car is complete. New filter installed. Car ready for joyrides.





Vrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Aug 5 2015, 12:00 PM) *

inelU marthA

Sounds like a deranged, gender-confused mafia hitman.

I LOIK EET


*Looks around, bemused*

Have we found ourselves back in Uleni's world again? I do wish he'd close the door. Or at least put up warning signs rollinglaugh.gif

QUOTE(McBadgere @ Aug 5 2015, 12:44 PM) *

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Aug 4 2015, 04:50 PM) *

So, today I found out that the weather here in the UK is so [censored] that it's literally bad for our health. sad.gif


Er...How so?...*He asks, worrying at the generally outdoors-y nature of his work*...


Apparently we don't get enough proper sunshine, so we're short of vitamin D. So supposedly we should all be taking vitamin pills.
ghastley
It's a long time since I lived in the UK, but I remember that the same thing was noticed with immigrants from India and Pakistan who make it at a lower rate, so chapati flour was Vitamin D enriched so that the target population got extra, but everyone else didn't. If it's a general population issue now, just put it in the milk, like the USA does.
mirocu
I wish I got payed for every hour I was on here. I´d be sooo rich by now rollinglaugh.gif
Acadian
Glad to hear the MirocuMobile has a fresh oil change. smile.gif

Regarding getting paid to be on here, I could share, say, 10% of my moderator pay with you. It'll have to be in Septims instead of Caps though. wink.gif
ghastley
Oh noes! We're turning Chorrol.com into a new Mt Gox! ohmy.gif
SubRosa
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Aug 5 2015, 09:26 AM) *

QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Aug 5 2015, 12:00 PM) *

inelU marthA

Sounds like a deranged, gender-confused mafia hitman.

I LOIK EET


*Looks around, bemused*

Have we found ourselves back in Uleni's world again? I do wish he'd close the door. Or at least put up warning signs rollinglaugh.gif

QUOTE(McBadgere @ Aug 5 2015, 12:44 PM) *

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Aug 4 2015, 04:50 PM) *

So, today I found out that the weather here in the UK is so [censored] that it's literally bad for our health. sad.gif


Er...How so?...*He asks, worrying at the generally outdoors-y nature of his work*...


Apparently we don't get enough proper sunshine, so we're short of vitamin D. So supposedly we should all be taking vitamin pills.

Why not just build some giant flamethrowers and burn away those clouds? Problem solved. wink.gif
Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Aug 5 2015, 04:45 AM) *

MY PANTS RIPPED WHEN I WAS WORKING ON A ROADBLOCK
PASSING PEDESTRIANS SAW THE FULL GLORY OF MY BEHIND
I GOT LAUGHED AT BY CO-WORKERS

THAT'S WHAT'S UP.

And other stuff...

Remember that one time I made you laugh so hard your boss punched you XD
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