"You´re an anti-dentit!"

- Cosmo Kramer

"Going after love fearing heartbreak is like going into battle into battle fearing the enemy's arrows.Be brave, shake off the sting of rejection and you may have victory just yet."-Wandering Bard, Mount and Blade:Warband.(paraphrasing a bit )

“If you are kind to me, I will love you dearly; if you pose a threat to those I hold dear, I will likely kill you.”

–Buffy the Bowgirl (The Buffy Doctrine)

"Control your anger because it's one letter away from danger."

I don't know who said this

Probably some martial artist master

Splinter.

Like from Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles?? Really? I don't remember that lol

I was joking but it does sound like a Splinter-ism.

"The unknown future rolls towards us. I face it for the first time with a sense of hope. Because if a machine, a terminator, can learn the value of human life... Maybe we can too."

-Sarah Connor

"I think ethnic holidays are dumb."

Rohirrim, St. Patrick's Day 2014

St Patrick's Day isn't an ethnic holiday!!!!

Just some gentle thoughts here -

Ethnicity can be defined by a variety of criteria that can include national origin, common culture, race or religion. I suppose Independence Day (USA), Cinco de Mayo (Mexico), Easter (Christian), Anzac Day (Australia), Passover (Jewish), Ramadan (Islam) and a host of other holidays could all be considered ethnic holidays. I, for one, celebrate those who celebrate them.

While I’m not a theologian, my understanding is that St Patrick was the patron saint of Ireland and is credited with bringing Christianity to Ireland. By linking ethnic holidays with St Patrick’s Day and concluding such holidays are dumb, are we to infer dislike of the Irish? Or dislike of all those who celebrate the holidays mentioned above? I’d be surprised if that was the intent of the quote above.

The only thing sort of dumb I find about St Paddie’s day is its modern glamorization of excessive drinking. But, that’s just me and I suppose the same can be said of many holidays.

"Sometimes you have to roll the hard six"

Commander Adama, Battlestar Galactica

“I don't think of all the misery, but of the beauty that still remains.”
― Anne Frank, The Diary of a Young Girl

I agree.

I meant to infer general dislike of the way people celebrate such holidays: big paper sombreros on Cinco De Mayo, stupidly big green sunglasses and ECKSBAWKSHUEG shamrocks, and *grr* Columbus Day. WHY THE FUDGE ARE WE CELEBRATING COLUMBUS?!

Edit: Oh, and the Fourth of July: "MURICA! LETS ALL EAT HOT DOGS OFF MURICA PLATES WHILE WE DRINK FROM MURICA CUPS AND WATCH THE MURICA FIREWORKS! MURICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

The fourth of July celebration is a bad example because it is about celebrating American independence. It is one of the few holidays where the way it is celebrated actually makes sense.

You do relies only Americans celebrate in such ways.

To paraphrase George Bernard Shaw: Never wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will like it.

"All great truths begin as blasphemies." - George Bernard Shaw

So true, this is.

"General ideas are no proof of the strength, but rather the insufficiency of the human intellect." - Alexis de Tocqueville

"The best band ever? Elastic band" - Jimmy Bullard

"Our freedom can be measured by the number of things we can walk away from." - Vernon Howard

"Man, he's so bad...He couldn't hit the water if he fell out of a boat!"...John Madden...

Everything is temporary! That don’t excuse nothin.’

- Cosmo Castorini, Moonstruck

No matter where you go, there you are.

Buckaroo Banzai, The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension

Not to mention Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome.

"Hey, where do these stairs go?..."

*Looks*..."They go up..."


Ghostbusters...

Kurt Vonnegut seems like an awesome guy, I'd read his books but I a. Can't find them b. They're probably too advanced for me

"Another space shooter!???"

-AVGN

"If a man has nothing to eat, fasting is the most intelligent thing he can do." - Hermann Hesse

"You're a good rapper, I know, so I'm not gonna diss your flow but your hooks are like Asian money, you Singapore note." - Villun

"If I have only one life . . . let me live it as a blonde."

-Shirley Polykoff (spokeswoman for Clairol)

"Art teaches us nothing except for the significance of life." - Michael Korda

"I understand if any more words come pouring out of your [censored] mouth, I'll have to eat every [censored] chicken in this room."

"You lived your life for the king. You're gonna die for some chickens?"

"Someone is."

Polliver and Sandor Clegane(The Hound).

"Dude, think about it. A giant cheetah jumping over Saddam Hussein - whoooaa!"

-AVGN

If of thy mortal goods thou art bereft,
And from thy slender store two loaves alone to thee are left,
Sell one, and with the dole
Buy hyacinths to feed thy soul.

Moslih Eddin Saadi

"Gentlemen. You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!"

I haven't even seen the movie though

And now I'm glad I didn't know
The way it all would end, the way it all would go
Our lives are better left to chance
I could have missed the pain, but I'd have had to miss the dance

- Written by Tony Arata, sung by Garth Brooks

I so agree with Acadian´s quote there..

I saw this attributed to Erica Cook, but I don’t know who she is:

I’m not interested in competing with anyone. I hope we all make it.

My cousin the defense attorney posted it (elsewhere). I thought that was particularly funny. He really does hope we ALL make it!

If you're not hungry enough to eat an apple, then you're not hungry.

"Life's not a b*tch, life is a beautiful woman
You only call her a bitch because she won't let you get that p*ssy
Maybe she didn't feel y'all shared any similar interests
Or maybe you're just an a**hole who couldn't sweet talk the princess"

- Aesop Rock

"It's a trap!!" - Admiral Ackbar, Return of The Jedi...

"The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results"

-Albert Einstein

“My sister’s afraid of rats. I’m glad that I am not. . . considering the kinds of places you take me to.”

-Vilja

"HAW HAW HAW HAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW" - Chief Keef

"Swag, WOOP WOOP" - Lil B

Dogs look up to us, cats look down on us, but pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill.

"I have little feet because, well, things don’t grow so well in the shade."

- Dolly Parton