"If you don´t hold it, you don´t own it"


-Unknown


(My number one reason I buy physical gold and silver instead of shares, stocks or gold/silver on paper)

BWAAHAA!!! I've heard the second one, but not the first! Great quotes!

I DIDN´T SEE THESE!!

"Life is good"



-hickok45 (youtube)

"The two worst sounds you can hear; a click when you expect a boom and a boom when you expect a click"



-hickok45 (on guns)

"I am more afraid of our own mistakes than of our enemies' designs" - Pericles

Love this one!

"You know how they dissolve business partnerships in Chicago? Well, one of the partners drowned. Good swimmer… just couldn't get out of the car!"
- Lenny Bruce

"If you´re only gonna say no to one thing, say no to the microchip"

David Icke

Pray for good and pray for love
Pray for peace and pray it´s enough
Pray for salvation, pray that we´re right
Pray one day we open our eyes

Pray for them and pray for us
Pray one day we can live as one
Pray for the children whose time is to come
Pray they forgive us for the stupid things we´ve done



"Pray" by Tina Cousins

Nice!

I love that song so much.

"Arrogance is thinking you´re above someone else, confidence is knowing no one is above you"


-Unknown



"The government is either at your foot or at your throat. You think they´re at your foot?"


-David Knight



"No one is inferior to anyone and no one is superior to anyone"

-mirocu

"Inflammable means flammable!?"

-Dr. Nick

You can’t run through a campground. You can only ran, because it’s past tents.

I didn't realize it is possible to spit coffee, groan and giggle all at the same time. . .

Well in that case:

- “Would a belt made of watches be considered a waist of time?”

- “A dyslexic man walks into a bra...”

- “I wanted to get some camouflage pants, but I couldn’t find any.”

- Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says Dam!”

- A group of chess players are standing around a hotel lobby discussing their best tournament victories. The manager comes out of his office and tells them to disperse.

“Why?” one of the players asks.

“Because,” says the manager, “I can’t stand the sight of chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.”

and...

- Ghandi walked barefoot which gave him calluses. He ate very little which made him frail and, because of his poor diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him... wait for it... A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis!

Ghandi is hiring a trio of thugs as we speak write.

BWAAHAA - and "Groooooooooaaaaaan"


NO ONE could possibly think that hard, not even a "Mary Poppins" watcher! Bleah....

ba dum tss!

"Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. Never for a moment should it be left to irresponsible action"


-George Washington



"The heaviest penalty for declining to rule is to be ruled by someone inferior to yourself"

-Plato

Saw this one earlier on my Writeometer:

There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed.

-Ernest Hemmingway.

"You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be unplugged. And many of them are so inured, so hopelessly dependent on the system, that they will fight to protect it"



-Morpheus

Could probably also be attributed to David Icke.

"Nippon Manju!"


-Ladybaby

"Helloooo, I´m the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it BECAUSE IT´S CHRISTMAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!!"




-The Nostalgia Critic

"Running away from danger only makes it closer."

Something that describes a lot of my writing:

"This is what Skirata called a self-adjusting screwup. When the problem actually provides the solution to another problem. It's there. All we have to do is work it out."

-RC-1309 NINER (Star Wars Republic Commando: Hard Contact)

"All people everywhere should have free energy sources. Electric power is everywhere present in unlimited quantities and can drive the world´s machinery without the need for coal, oil and gas"


-Nikola Tesla

"You can't put a porcupine in a barn, set it on fire, and expect to make licorice."

~Dana Carvey, on 'Late Night' impersonating Ross Perot~

"404 Not Found"


-The Internet

"I've got two PHD's; and now suddenly I'm the janitor of my sister's birth canal..." - Sheldon Cooper

Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion I gain strength.
Through strength I gain power.
Through power I gain victory.
Through victory my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.

"I am not a man of words. But I respect the power of words, for that is what transformed me...for what was I before I heard those words? Nothing."

―Darth Bane, Dark Lord of the Sith

"An excellent quote"



-Chef Excellence

"I'll let you Valen my Wood if you'll Wood my Elf. Hammer your Fell as you Redden my Guard. I'll even let you Black my Marsh."

-Guess Who

"This game sucks so hard it could be an industrial vacuum cleaner"


-Stuart Ashen 2013

"Why are there more Chuck Norris jokes than Bruce Lee jokes? Because Bruce Lee is no joke"



-Random youtube comment

"It´s not for me to determine what you need, or you to determine what I need"

-hickok45

"To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize"

-Voltaire

"There´s always two reasons for things; the given reason and the real reason"

BWAAHAA!


You want the truth; or do you want the real truth?

Now we're all talking!

"I wear long sleeve shirt under short sleeve shirt under long sleeve shirt"


-Stewie Griffin as Zack Sawyer

"Anarchism stands for the liberation of the human mind from the dominion of religion and liberation of the human body from the coercion of property; liberation from the shackles and restraint of government. It stands for a social order based on the free grouping of individuals…" - Emma Goldman

"There is the difference, and a very important one. We admit the imperfections of human nature, but we make no exception for the rulers. They make it, although sometimes unconciously, and because we make no such exception, they say that we are dreamers, ‘unpractical men’." - Pyotr Kropotkin

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“When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.�


― John Lennon




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“Poirot," I said. "I have been thinking."
"An admirable exercise my friend. Continue it.�

- Agatha Christie's Poirot.

"As a human being you do not have to live in America to have the 2nd amendment. Everyone has it by default"



-mirocu

'You can't take a porcupine, stick him in a barn, light it on fire and expect him to make licorice.'

Ross Perot