It is much more fun to read unique names than the long, boring stuff most weapons and armor are called. I left their original names for a long time because I wasn't thinking of anything creative and I thought I might lose track of it all. But I haven't.
So, what are some unique names you have given your weapons or armor? Or what do you think would be cool names, or what you seen other people name stuff? Give whatever information you want to: original name, special effects, mods, damage, ammo, any attributes, etc.
I didn't feel like jotting down every detail so maybe I I'll do so later. I have a whole bunch of things that I renamed, but I won't put them all up in one go. (I also still have a couple of weapons to rename.) Here are some of my favorite names I've made.
Choo-choo!
Originally: Railway Rifle
Ammo: railway spikes
Combobreaker
Originally: can't remember, but it was a combat shotgun of some sort
Ammo: shotgun shells
RIP AND TEAR!
Originally: Bloodied Disciples Cutlass
Special: Does more damage the lower your health is
Type: Cutlass blade
Speed: FAST
The Twofer
Originally: Two-shot something-or-other
Special: shoots an additional projectile with each shot
Ammo: .308 rounds
Firestarter
Originally: Irradiated Shishkebab (the one you get from Abraham Finch's quest
Special: Does 50 points additional radiation damage (it also does regular and fire damage)
Speed: MEDIUM
Judgment Day
Originally: Freezing Fat Man
Special: Does 10 points cryo damage and will freeze targets on critical hits
Ammo: Mini Nuke
The Law
Originally: Stunning Super Sledge (I think)
Speed: SLOW
No special but it does both regular and energy/fire damage; I haven't used it myself yet, so I have not...laid down the law (insert DavidCarusoCSIMiamiSunglasses.jpg meme here)
Say It Wit' Ya Chest
Originally: can't remember
Armor: Chest piece
So, what are some cool names you can think of or have seen?