Could be worse. Beth could've made the greeves show up as a da-da-dan-dat (bananna hamock).

I vote for a feather thong with dangling bones. For decoration. Heavily enchanted, of course.

-snip-

I also vote for it, except without the dangling bones or the feather.

Soap is a lie! A LIE I SAY!!!
Silly people don't understand what true manliness is xD

Either way, not much in my end, playing as my Altmer Necromancer, I'm trying to remember where the Alchemist shack is. Having fun so far with him, using the zombie and the summon familiar spell as my main weapons, and of course I got the ritual stone, because it's ability fits so perfectly with a Necromancer
Wonder what else could fit with the Necromancer's theme. Any suggestions? You know for home decorations, attacks ect ect?

Soap is a lie! A LIE I SAY!!!
Silly people don't understand what true manliness is xD

Shanji squeezed his eyes half closed in acknowledgement. He would rather have a friend than another pile of bones in the snow. Besides, getting even would be fun.

Well, that could be a good thing, or a very bad thing. Prank wars with mages can get... flashy.

J’Zargo is awesome.

He misses you too, McB. He's all alone in his box. He wants to come back out and play!

I read this in my email box and immediately thought you were talking about Jerric!

Jerric is running out of patience with me, but at least he's not all alone. It's Lildereth who worries me. If she gives me the eye, you'll see an update within days. She's scary!!

Here's a page from Jensa's journal.



Well it was cold last night, and now I know why Sven’s girl ditched him for a Bosmer. He may have a bard’s honeyed tongue, but a warrior should be known for his sword work.

It was cold because we’re up in Haafingar hold, west of Solitude. We’re on a peace mission for those folks in Whiterun, trying to get their boy back from the Thalmor. Sven figures he has a good chance of persuading them to let the boy go. I figure he’ll talk at them long enough for me to work out a plan. Now that I’ve seen a real city, I think I might be in over my head.

I don’t even have the words to describe Solitude. I guess I’ll just have to remember it. There was trouble as soon as we walked through the gate. This time I had nothing to do with it.

A big crowd was gathered in the market square watching an execution. Now I could stand to never see another axe, but I just had to stay once I got a look at the prisoner’s face. He looked like I felt right before I made a scene at my own execution. Well, it doesn’t help to kick the guards, you just end up with a knee in your back and your arms about pulled from your shoulders. Sooner or later, your throat is on the block. I’ve never heard of anyone else who stood up after being in that situation. I guessed that fellow could use the support of someone who’s been there.

I pushed up to the front, and of course Sven was right behind me. I don’t know if he saw me or Sven, but we were the only ones in the crowd who weren’t weeping or yelling at him. I guess it helped because he pulled himself together.

“On this day I go to Sovngarde,” he said real calm before he knelt down. And then I guess he went. Turns out they took his head because he opened the gate after Ulfric killed the High King. They’re saying it was murder. Some say it was a fair fight. I don’t know, because I wasn’t there.

I know this, though. Ulfric Stormcloak has a lot to answer for. If he won in a fair fight, why did he run? If I ever get to Windhelm I’m going to tell him how Roggvir the gate guard died for him, just for doing his job. He should know.

Lildereth will put an arrow where it will do the most good if you neglect her, lol.

An arrow to the knee?

Main Quest is done.

Now, until Bethesda gets some of these bugs wrung out, I am returning to Cyrodiil. See all you Skyrimmers later!