Colonel, those lemons we're actually bombs, and they explode upon contact with the skin of anything but a lycanthrope

Throw out a bucket of bananas and papayas!

*mALX throws bucket of balls and giant raw steak to distract lycanthrope army, steals strawberry*

This post has been edited by mALX: Feb 26 2013, 05:40 PM

Your mistake monkey king

-KoB presses a big red button , trapping all monkeys within ten thousand feet if the battle field to be trapped in an electric cage, so they can't get out. He then sends his army of lycanthrope agents to story hem away in his secret lair that nobody has ever found-

I don't know where all of these fruits are coming from!!!!

mALX, all of the fruit on the lycanthrope side are bombs that blow up anything that isn't a lycanthrope

Bombs are nothing compared to power of jazz, simply delicious and lemony.

*Hoist Elizabeth onto his horse and rides away into the sunset to enjoy his spoils and the smooth, smooth jazz*

*shakes head sadly*

It seems I have lost this war.... *sad face*




WERE IT NOT FOR THE FACT THAT THE MONKEYS YOU CAPTURED HAVE NUCLEAR BOMBS INSIDE THEM! HEEHEEHEEHEEHAW!

*laughs like a monkey as he pushes a bigger red bottom*

BIG KABOOM that rocks the entire planet into a downward spiral so hard Earth is sent hurtling through the fabric of reality itself!

You don't know? My lycanthropes and I are nuclear bomb proof

You have destroyed yourself

This post has been edited by King Of Beasts: Feb 26 2013, 05:45 PM

Well that's it, I'm moving to Mars! Goddamn, Uleni.

Least I have sherbert.

Now......TO TAKE OVER THE MOON! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So are my loyal monkeys that are protected by the Sacred BENENE! We will not be destroyed so easily! We are the vanguard of the Monkey Delight, and the supplication of a billion galaxies empowers us! We are invulnerable!

*engages the lycanthropes in a space battle around the moon*

My lycanthropes are immortal

Well, at least my most trusted generals and myself. The soldiers have to earn thier immortality

-uses stars to burn the monkeys- MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

And in the grim darkness of Chorrol's Everything Thread, there was only war...

War.......war never changes.

You seek to use the against their very masters?! Very well, then. We shall show you the true wrath of the Benene Legion!

*starts the Ritual of Annihilation against Kobby's Lycanthropes *


"Let this scar signify the first blow against the wolven world
From this seal shall arise the doom of Lycanthropes , who, in their arrogance, sought to wield our fire as their own.
Blindly they build their kingdoms upon stolen knowledge and conceit.
Now they shall be consumed by the very flame they sought to control.
Let the echoes of doom resound across this wretched world, that all who live may hear them and despair!"

BOOM!

Insta-Death! Benene peels fall, everyone dies!

-starts crocheting-

Except for the King Of Beasts......

I will return someday and have my vengeance -dissapers into the blackness of the void-



That was fun

This post has been edited by King Of Beasts: Feb 26 2013, 06:11 PM

And so ends the war between the Monkeys and the Wolves. The Lycanthropes have decimated the Benene Legions severely, showing them the terrible wrath of the sons of Hircine, and the extra galactic Monkey Legions manag to retreat by using their ultimate magick spell.

Who won, nobody knows but the dead, but one thing I do know was that that was very fun!

I'm off to sleep now, so g:night my fellow Chorrolians! The Benene OVERLORD WILL RETURN TO VEX THEE AGAIN! *evil laugh*

Good night -even though it's daytime where I am-

*mALX quickly wings the strawberry she stole at the lycanthrope army*