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mirocu
post Apr 9 2013, 07:09 PM
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QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Apr 9 2013, 08:08 PM) *

Dude, calling on McBadgere to talk sense into a situation is like calling on a volcano to put out a forest fire.

Noo, it can´t be that bad, can it? biggrin.gif


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post Apr 9 2013, 07:10 PM
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 9 2013, 02:05 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 9 2013, 12:57 PM) *

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Hey Liz, what the heck is going on over there at the Lone Star college? Holy Crap!


*Maxical yanks one hair from Mustard's moustache while he is fighting off Westley and Kayla, runs like a banshee laughing*

It looks like people got stabbed. This will be one of the days I will be glad that my sister decided college wasn't for her, because that's where she would have gone.



I knew they just had a shooting there a few months back - let's hear it for dropping out of college if your sister would have been there, that campus security and screening must not be all that great.


*Maxical sticks chewing gum into the barrel of Mustard's gun*




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post Apr 9 2013, 07:10 PM
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Thenn lucky for me I HAVE TOES MADE OF ACID DON'T ASK HOW THAT WOOOORKS!!


"I have an enchantment on the protection plate. It's indestructible" Westley kicks colonel again


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post Apr 9 2013, 07:10 PM
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QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 9 2013, 07:10 PM) *
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 9 2013, 02:05 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 9 2013, 12:57 PM) *

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Hey Liz, what the heck is going on over there at the Lone Star college? Holy Crap!


*Maxical yanks one hair from Mustard's moustache while he is fighting off Westley and Kayla, runs like a banshee laughing*

It looks like people got stabbed. This will be one of the days I will be glad that my sister decided college wasn't for her, because that's where she would have gone.



I knew they just had a shooting there a few months back - let's hear it for dropping out of college if your sister would have been there, that campus security and screening must not be all that great.


*Maxical sticks chewing gum into the barrel of Mustard's gun*



Yay, free gum!

*Mustard attempts to remove gum from the barrel with his teeth and tongue*

What could possibly go wrong with this plan?

Westley, that's stupid. Stop being stupid.

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post Apr 9 2013, 07:11 PM
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QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 9 2013, 01:10 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 9 2013, 02:05 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 9 2013, 12:57 PM) *

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Hey Liz, what the heck is going on over there at the Lone Star college? Holy Crap!


*Maxical yanks one hair from Mustard's moustache while he is fighting off Westley and Kayla, runs like a banshee laughing*

It looks like people got stabbed. This will be one of the days I will be glad that my sister decided college wasn't for her, because that's where she would have gone.



I knew they just had a shooting there a few months back - let's hear it for dropping out of college if your sister would have been there, that campus security and screening must not be all that great.


*Maxical sticks chewing gum into the barrel of Mustard's gun*

My cousin goes there, and I don't know if she had class today. We're still waiting.


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post Apr 9 2013, 07:12 PM
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QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Apr 9 2013, 02:10 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 9 2013, 07:10 PM) *
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 9 2013, 02:05 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 9 2013, 12:57 PM) *

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Hey Liz, what the heck is going on over there at the Lone Star college? Holy Crap!


*Maxical yanks one hair from Mustard's moustache while he is fighting off Westley and Kayla, runs like a banshee laughing*

It looks like people got stabbed. This will be one of the days I will be glad that my sister decided college wasn't for her, because that's where she would have gone.



I knew they just had a shooting there a few months back - let's hear it for dropping out of college if your sister would have been there, that campus security and screening must not be all that great.


*Maxical sticks chewing gum into the barrel of Mustard's gun*



Yay, free gum!

*Mustard attempts to remove gum from the barrel with his teeth and tongue*

What could possibly go wrong with this plan?


Westley, that's stupid. Stop being stupid.



KABOOOM!




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post Apr 9 2013, 07:12 PM
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 9 2013, 08:11 PM) *

My cousin goes there, and I don't know if she had class today. We're still waiting.

Did something bad happen, Liz? sad.gif


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post Apr 9 2013, 07:13 PM
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QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 9 2013, 07:12 PM) *
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Apr 9 2013, 02:10 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 9 2013, 07:10 PM) *
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 9 2013, 02:05 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 9 2013, 12:57 PM) *

*

Hey Liz, what the heck is going on over there at the Lone Star college? Holy Crap!


*Maxical yanks one hair from Mustard's moustache while he is fighting off Westley and Kayla, runs like a banshee laughing*

It looks like people got stabbed. This will be one of the days I will be glad that my sister decided college wasn't for her, because that's where she would have gone.



I knew they just had a shooting there a few months back - let's hear it for dropping out of college if your sister would have been there, that campus security and screening must not be all that great.


*Maxical sticks chewing gum into the barrel of Mustard's gun*



Yay, free gum!

*Mustard attempts to remove gum from the barrel with his teeth and tongue*

What could possibly go wrong with this plan?


Westley, that's stupid. Stop being stupid.



KABOOOM!



Well whaddya know? Firearm fellatio failed. Who coulda guessed?

*Dies*

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post Apr 9 2013, 07:14 PM
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QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Apr 9 2013, 10:10 AM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 9 2013, 07:10 PM) *
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 9 2013, 02:05 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 9 2013, 12:57 PM) *

*

Hey Liz, what the heck is going on over there at the Lone Star college? Holy Crap!


*Maxical yanks one hair from Mustard's moustache while he is fighting off Westley and Kayla, runs like a banshee laughing*

It looks like people got stabbed. This will be one of the days I will be glad that my sister decided college wasn't for her, because that's where she would have gone.



I knew they just had a shooting there a few months back - let's hear it for dropping out of college if your sister would have been there, that campus security and screening must not be all that great.


*Maxical sticks chewing gum into the barrel of Mustard's gun*



Yay, free gum!

*Mustard attempts to remove gum from the barrel with his teeth and tongue*

What could possibly go wrong with this plan?

Westley, that's stupid. Stop being stupid.


"Says the guy trying to get chewing gum out if the barrel of his gun."


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post Apr 9 2013, 07:15 PM
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 9 2013, 07:14 PM) *
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Apr 9 2013, 10:10 AM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 9 2013, 07:10 PM) *
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 9 2013, 02:05 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 9 2013, 12:57 PM) *

*

Hey Liz, what the heck is going on over there at the Lone Star college? Holy Crap!


*Maxical yanks one hair from Mustard's moustache while he is fighting off Westley and Kayla, runs like a banshee laughing*

It looks like people got stabbed. This will be one of the days I will be glad that my sister decided college wasn't for her, because that's where she would have gone.



I knew they just had a shooting there a few months back - let's hear it for dropping out of college if your sister would have been there, that campus security and screening must not be all that great.


*Maxical sticks chewing gum into the barrel of Mustard's gun*



Yay, free gum!

*Mustard attempts to remove gum from the barrel with his teeth and tongue*

What could possibly go wrong with this plan?

Westley, that's stupid. Stop being stupid.


"Says the guy trying to get chewing gum out if the barrel of his gun."

Well yeah. What kind of idiot would fire a firearm with chewing gum stuck in the barrel?
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post Apr 9 2013, 07:16 PM
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QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 9 2013, 01:12 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 9 2013, 08:11 PM) *

My cousin goes there, and I don't know if she had class today. We're still waiting.

Did something bad happen, Liz? sad.gif

Uh, yeah. 14 people got stabbed. If you woulda looked at the comment directly above yours XD


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post Apr 9 2013, 07:17 PM
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Well yeah. What kind of idiot would fire a firearm with chewing gum stuck in the barrel?


But you're trying to get it out with your mouth. That's just asking for it.


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post Apr 9 2013, 07:17 PM
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 9 2013, 07:16 PM) *
QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 9 2013, 01:12 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 9 2013, 08:11 PM) *

My cousin goes there, and I don't know if she had class today. We're still waiting.

Did something bad happen, Liz? sad.gif

Uh, yeah. 14 people got stabbed. If you woulda looked at the comment directly above yours XD

To be fair, it does also have a lot of KoB kicking me and totally ruining my attempts timeless slapstick-based comedy!

And KoB, fellatio-based firearm maintenance is the most effective and safe kind of firearm maintenance there is. Read up on firearms and any expert will tell you that sticking the barrel in your mouth is the safest thing you can possibly do.

Ye gods, man, do a little homework will you?


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post Apr 9 2013, 07:18 PM
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 9 2013, 08:16 PM) *

Uh, yeah. 14 people got stabbed. If you woulda looked at the comment directly above yours XD

Missed that somehow... You haven´t heard from your cousin at all?


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post Apr 9 2013, 07:18 PM
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QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Apr 9 2013, 01:17 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 9 2013, 07:16 PM) *
QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 9 2013, 01:12 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 9 2013, 08:11 PM) *

My cousin goes there, and I don't know if she had class today. We're still waiting.

Did something bad happen, Liz? sad.gif

Uh, yeah. 14 people got stabbed. If you woulda looked at the comment directly above yours XD

To be fair, it does also have a lot of KoB kicking me and totally ruining my attempts timeless slapstick-based comedy!

You're right Mustard. I'm sorry, mirocu. I'm just worried.


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post Apr 9 2013, 07:18 PM
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 9 2013, 02:11 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 9 2013, 01:10 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 9 2013, 02:05 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 9 2013, 12:57 PM) *

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Hey Liz, what the heck is going on over there at the Lone Star college? Holy Crap!


*Maxical yanks one hair from Mustard's moustache while he is fighting off Westley and Kayla, runs like a banshee laughing*

It looks like people got stabbed. This will be one of the days I will be glad that my sister decided college wasn't for her, because that's where she would have gone.



I knew they just had a shooting there a few months back - let's hear it for dropping out of college if your sister would have been there, that campus security and screening must not be all that great.


*Maxical sticks chewing gum into the barrel of Mustard's gun*

My cousin goes there, and I don't know if she had class today. We're still waiting.


I'm keeping my fingers crossed for her, and for the others.




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post Apr 9 2013, 07:20 PM
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QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Apr 9 2013, 02:13 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 9 2013, 07:12 PM) *
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Apr 9 2013, 02:10 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 9 2013, 07:10 PM) *
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 9 2013, 02:05 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 9 2013, 12:57 PM) *

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Hey Liz, what the heck is going on over there at the Lone Star college? Holy Crap!


*Maxical yanks one hair from Mustard's moustache while he is fighting off Westley and Kayla, runs like a banshee laughing*

It looks like people got stabbed. This will be one of the days I will be glad that my sister decided college wasn't for her, because that's where she would have gone.



I knew they just had a shooting there a few months back - let's hear it for dropping out of college if your sister would have been there, that campus security and screening must not be all that great.


*Maxical sticks chewing gum into the barrel of Mustard's gun*



Yay, free gum!

*Mustard attempts to remove gum from the barrel with his teeth and tongue*

What could possibly go wrong with this plan?


Westley, that's stupid. Stop being stupid.



KABOOOM!



Well whaddya know? Firearm fellatio failed. Who coulda guessed?

*Dies*

Rosebud...


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post Apr 9 2013, 07:21 PM
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 9 2013, 08:18 PM) *

You're right Mustard. I'm sorry, mirocu. I'm just worried.

No need to apologize, Liz. I understand you are worried, to say the least. I wasn´t aware of what happened and there was so much text about.. whatever...

I do hope your cousin and the others turn out ok.


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My cousin goes there, and I don't know if she had class today. We're still waiting.


I hope she's okay. Lets hope so sad.gif


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QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 9 2013, 01:21 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 9 2013, 08:18 PM) *

You're right Mustard. I'm sorry, mirocu. I'm just worried.

No need to apologize, Liz. I understand you are worried, to say the least. I wasn´t aware of what happened and there was so much text about.. whatever...

I do hope your cousin and the others turn out ok.

Thank you.


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