I'm very highly allergic to poison ivy (makes mental note not to tick off Liz).

Early on in the marriage if my husband was being a complete butt, I'd usually just short-sheet the bed so he couldn't climb into it. I'm short, so could slip in just fine (and pretend to be asleep with an angelic look on my face). He is over 6', and couldn't get more than his calves in.

I'd remake the bed right after getting a good laugh out of his attempts (or right away if he admitted he'd been a total arse and apologized, lol).

Another good one is to stand under a tree whose limbs are laden with snow and lure him in, then shake the branches so he is doused good with fresh snow. Be prepared to run and have a snowball shoved down the back of your shirt.

And people aske me why I don´t want a wife

And people aske me why I don´t want a wife

Omg XD I wish we had snow here now lol

Why not?? We create fun times!!

My husband and I were always running-screaming or chasing in winter - the neighbors used to come out and laugh at us. One of us was always shoving a snowball down the other's either shirt or pants and then running (squealing) before they could do it back.

He got back at me too though, he used to hide behind walls or bushes and pop out to scare me, or when I had to go into the basement and wash clothes (I HATED going down into that dark basement), he would pop up in the window with a flashlight under his chin so his face glowed. I'd scream my head off, and about pee myself every time he did that.

HOME!YAY!

EAT! EAT! EAT!

What´ll it be?

Whatever's in the kitchen

SOMEONE THROW THE CAT OUT! QUICKLY!

FOOD THAT RUNS, YAY!

Nooo, don´t eat the baby cat

Our cat is ill

What's wrong with him/her?

Don´t know. Thought he had worms but he´s been to the vet and got a shot and he´s still not better. He might have something else, plus he´s pretty old. He doesn´t eat and is getting too skinny.

I don´t wanna lose him!