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King Of Beasts
post Apr 19 2013, 05:16 AM
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 18 2013, 08:13 PM) *

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Your dad seemed like a cool guy smile.gif

Maybe we should change the subject. I don't want to make you feel sad sad.gif

Eh. That's what's been bothering me lately. I'll tank through it, like I tank through everything else.


If you need to talk, I'm all ears, lol.

You're a strong person Liz, and pretty much everyone has to go through this phase in life, so I think you'll be fine.

Lets talk about something else though, because I don't want to upset you more.

So....do you like steak?


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post Apr 19 2013, 05:20 AM
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 18 2013, 11:16 PM) *

So....do you like steak?

I want to make a bad joke so bad right now. But I won't. I'll behave.

Yes, I like steak XD


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post Apr 19 2013, 05:22 AM
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 18 2013, 08:20 PM) *

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So....do you like steak?

I want to make a bad joke so bad right now. But I won't. I'll behave.

Yes, I like steak XD


I want to hear the joke, lol.

Steak is good. Until your friend slaps you on the face with a raw slice of steak. Being slapped with raw steak is painful smile.gif


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post Apr 19 2013, 05:27 AM
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 18 2013, 11:22 PM) *

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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 18 2013, 11:16 PM) *

So....do you like steak?

I want to make a bad joke so bad right now. But I won't. I'll behave.

Yes, I like steak XD


I want to hear the joke, lol.

Steak is good. Until your friend slaps you on the face with a raw slice of steak. Being slapped with raw steak is painful smile.gif

You might not get it.

Ask me if I like steak again.


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post Apr 19 2013, 05:27 AM
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You might not get it.

Ask me if I like steak again.


Okay. Do you like steak?


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post Apr 19 2013, 05:29 AM
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 18 2013, 11:27 PM) *

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You might not get it.

Ask me if I like steak again.


Okay. Do you like steak?

Regular steak or tube steak?


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post Apr 19 2013, 05:31 AM
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 18 2013, 08:29 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 18 2013, 11:27 PM) *

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You might not get it.

Ask me if I like steak again.


Okay. Do you like steak?

Regular steak or tube steak?


Dude, I think I get it! rollinglaugh.gif

It's a nasty joke, lol

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post Apr 19 2013, 05:35 AM
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 18 2013, 11:31 PM) *

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You might not get it.

Ask me if I like steak again.


Okay. Do you like steak?

Regular steak or tube steak?


Dude, I think I get it! rollinglaugh.gif

It's a nasty joke, lol

Yes. yes it is. I used to say "I'm hungry." and my husband would go "Want some tube steak?"

hhcccccckkkk I'd gag lol. Every time.


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post Apr 19 2013, 05:35 AM
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Yes. yes it is. I used to say "I'm hungry." and my husband would go "Want some tube steak?"

hhcccccckkkk I'd gag lol. Every time.


Aw, gross rollinglaugh.gif


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post Apr 19 2013, 05:39 AM
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 18 2013, 11:35 PM) *

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Yes. yes it is. I used to say "I'm hungry." and my husband would go "Want some tube steak?"

hhcccccckkkk I'd gag lol. Every time.


Aw, gross rollinglaugh.gif

I think his response to "I'm sick" is bordering on the no-no side of the line, lol.

But it warned him a punch every time XD


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post Apr 19 2013, 05:41 AM
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 18 2013, 08:39 PM) *

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Yes. yes it is. I used to say "I'm hungry." and my husband would go "Want some tube steak?"

hhcccccckkkk I'd gag lol. Every time.


Aw, gross rollinglaugh.gif

I think his response to "I'm sick" is bordering on the no-no side of the line, lol.

But it warned him a punch every time XD


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post Apr 19 2013, 05:45 AM
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 18 2013, 11:41 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 18 2013, 08:39 PM) *

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Yes. yes it is. I used to say "I'm hungry." and my husband would go "Want some tube steak?"

hhcccccckkkk I'd gag lol. Every time.


Aw, gross rollinglaugh.gif

I think his response to "I'm sick" is bordering on the no-no side of the line, lol.

But it warned him a punch every time XD


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Yeah, I married him lol


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post Apr 19 2013, 05:47 AM
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Yeah, I married him lol


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post Apr 19 2013, 05:53 AM
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 18 2013, 11:47 PM) *

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Yep. All 360 pounds of him. I'm sure about 50 is his beard, though XD


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post Apr 19 2013, 05:54 AM
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 18 2013, 08:53 PM) *

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Yeah, I married him lol


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Yep. All 360 pounds of him. I'm sure about 50 is his beard, though XD


ROFL!!!!! rollinglaugh.gif

As long as he's good to you, I doubt anything else matters, lol,

Does he have one of those beards that's down to his stomach?


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post Apr 19 2013, 06:00 AM
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 18 2013, 11:54 PM) *

ROFL!!!!! rollinglaugh.gif

As long as he's good to you, I doubt anything else matters, lol,

Does he have one of those beards that's down to his stomach?

He is...when he wants to be. Like any dude, lol.

And no, his grows OUT XD but it's really thick and bushy and soooooo soft. I'll be online or he'll be driving and just touching his beard. When I get upset he goes "Wanna pet my beard?" and I go "...yeah." XD


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post Apr 19 2013, 06:02 AM
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 18 2013, 09:00 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 18 2013, 11:54 PM) *

ROFL!!!!! rollinglaugh.gif

As long as he's good to you, I doubt anything else matters, lol,

Does he have one of those beards that's down to his stomach?

He is...when he wants to be. Like any dude, lol.

And no, his grows OUT XD but it's really thick and bushy and soooooo soft. I'll be online or he'll be driving and just touching his beard. When I get upset he goes "Wanna pet my beard?" and I go "...yeah." XD


ROFL!!

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XD

No emoticon can describe how hard that made me laugh!


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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 19 2013, 12:02 AM) *

ROFL!!

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XD

No emoticon can describe how hard that made me laugh!

Hahahahahaha!!! I had never, EVER liked a man with facial hair until I met him. I had dated a few guys with stubble that would, just to be jerks, make it scrape against my chin when we'd kiss. ugh. It hurt. But his beard is soooooooo soooooofffftt.

He needs to get back from the store so I can rub my face against his beard XD


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post Apr 19 2013, 06:08 AM
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 18 2013, 09:07 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 19 2013, 12:02 AM) *

ROFL!!

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XD

No emoticon can describe how hard that made me laugh!

Hahahahahaha!!! I had never, EVER liked a man with facial hair until I met him. I had dated a few guys with stubble that would, just to be jerks, make it scrape against my chin when we'd kiss. ugh. It hurt. But his beard is soooooooo soooooofffftt.

He needs to get back from the store so I can rub my face against his beard XD


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Forget pillows, just use his beard at night laugh.gif


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post Apr 19 2013, 06:09 AM
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 19 2013, 12:08 AM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 18 2013, 09:07 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 19 2013, 12:02 AM) *

ROFL!!

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XD

No emoticon can describe how hard that made me laugh!

Hahahahahaha!!! I had never, EVER liked a man with facial hair until I met him. I had dated a few guys with stubble that would, just to be jerks, make it scrape against my chin when we'd kiss. ugh. It hurt. But his beard is soooooooo soooooofffftt.

He needs to get back from the store so I can rub my face against his beard XD


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Forget pillows, just use his beard at night laugh.gif

Ugh. I love him. He gets food stuck in his beard and he pretends to be mad when I pick it out. He goes "Hey, I was saving that for later!" XD rollinglaugh.gif


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