Don't ever accept brownies from me when I'm angry. -kicks empty box of laxatives under bed-

I wouldn't eat anything that youve made if you were angry, lol.

You're not supposed to cook when you're angry anyways. it makes the food bitter.

I'm going to assume that's a joke, lol.

Maybe that's why all my food tastes disgusting

It's an old wives tale, lol. I tend to burn my food when I'm mad. A friend's mom's food comes out super spicy, and my mom's food will be cold in the middle. Dunno what it is. Probably not paying attention because youre too busy fuming.

Dude. I have to be at work in five hours and I'm not even remotely tired.

I can't sleep. Took a nap earlier!

Nap? Ugh. I remember when my boss had me working days instead of nights. it was great. Except I wasn't sleeping, and would pass out on everyone XD I'd fall asleep on the couch in the middle of a conversation lol

I couldn't stay awake after school, so I took a nap! Bad mistake, lol

I always woke up feeling so yucky afterwards. I can never just nap for an hour or so. It has to be "Oh, naptime? Okay!" and I wake up EIGHT HOURS later lol

I fell asleep for like twenty minutes, and now im wide awake, lol

It's all or nothing for me, dude. Apparently my body plays for keeps lol

My body:

Daytime: "Ohh, I'm going to make you extremely tired in school!"

Evening: "Well, you're outta school, so you can be a bit more energetic."

Nighttime: IT'S NIGHTTIME [censored!] TIME TO BOUNCE OFF THE WALLS!"

Hahahaha! You're a night person for sure, lol

I like the night, lol. It's cool. I wanna run around outside, but it's not too safe

Dude, I get sick in the sun. We have a giant window at work and it shines on both registers. right around dusk, it sometimes gets really busy. I feel so weak and nauseated. I want a night job.

I get dizzy if I spend too much time in the sun, lol.

Dude, are we....vampires?!

Well...I have a slight allergy to the sun, lol. Always have.

Lets see, this sun allergy happened....I don't know, three years ago, when my friend bit the [censored] outta my arm, lol

Your friend is a DOUCHE lol

He really is, lol