My uncle made that mistake with the first God of War once XD my brother was like six or seven when he played it XD

Uncle, what's THAT thingy?


Lol. I'm definitely not playing this around the kids. I have to wait until they leave so I can try it

Well, he hadn't played it yet and we were house-sitting or something. I think he was ten, not seven. But all the same, the nudity popped up with the women in the bed or whatever, and my brother turns to me and goes, "Don't you DARE turn this off!"

Ours is too, they are so nice and helpful that I feel mesmerized into spending as much as I can there. They are on my good list, I love shopping there!

Snuggles likes to wear his jumpsuit with the floaties built in. For no reason. We're not going swimming. He brings it to me and makes me put it on him because he just LIKES wearing it XD

Black Hand....

Writer, Calligrapher.....

and now....



INTERIOR DECORATOR!!!!







Maybe the only skill I picked up from working at The Great Indoors all those years ago...

Nice, black Hand!

I think so too....but trying to figure out how to make those branches and bamboo look....decorative; as in not so tusseled....is gonna drive me crazy.

Connection at the mall is so horrible

Black Hand!

I think the most decorative thing in my apartment is the computer case. It has glowing green lights.

I really am leaning towards roller derby.

DO IT. And make sure someone takes pics.

Hmm... Find the beauty in imperfection? Very nice!

Hollow, my son wore a Barney Halloween costume everywhere for about a full year. He was about Snuggles' age that Halloween, three and a few months. The tail sort of swished when he walked. It was freakin' adorable.

AWWWWWWWW, cute!!!

I will, KC, if I end up doing it, lol

Well than, howsabout an impromptu episode of MTV Cribs?

"S'up Chorrol! Welcome to my humble abode. My tiny single apartment, which is barely larger than a typical carport is still my home, and I do like coming home to a nice, clean and decorated place."

"Now this here...this is my study and the like,...by which I mean the southwest corner of my glorified shoebox."



"Now I see you looking at that dark mass just above the Computer Screen, scratchin' ya head askin yerselves, what the heck is that thing? Well, if you look closely, you'll see it's actually a cosplay dagger and a bunch of black roses bein' held up with a transparent push pin."



"Yeah, it's like....uh...supposed to represent...my,...uh...dark side and stuff,...yeah, that sound's good...not just cuz it looks cool or nuthin' like that...I get deep son! Movin' on..."

"Yeah, this bookshelf top over here, got a Buddha Statue, cuz you know, I'm like...all spiritual and (bleep),...yeah, I'm real deep, son. Got these four votive candle holders over here, cuz they represent the four Noble truths of Buddhism, not cuz they match the bookshelf, and they had exactly four on sale at Target, or nothin' like that...told you. I'm deep, son!"



"Now, just on the other side of the study, I got myself a nice bathin' area, and the theme of that place, is like...white...cuz...a lotta cleanin' and stuff, purgin'...takes place...the bathroom, is actually, like the most spiritual place of a house...I learned that in an online Feng Shui course."




"Now, right next to the study there, I got me a nice three piece set, probably made by Monet, or some other fancy arteeste, mostly because all you can see out my window is another Apartment's window. And that guy be starin' me down and stuff like he want's to fight or sumpin'....dude be scary..."




"All right, allright! Over here we got the Kitchen by which I mean the east end of this 16x12 foot box, now you'll notice I ain't got no Wine Bottles on the rack right now...that's got nothin' to do with my supposed DUI, or rumors of rampant alcoholism. Naw, I just had company over last week, and those dudes be drinkin' me outta house and home."




"And right here, we got the Coffee Table right in the center of the place. This where I be entertainin' my many fans and guests,...*sobs uncontrollably*...movin on..."



"And yeah, that's a Board Game, Risk! Whach 'chu know about STRATEGY, son?!"

"Yeah, this here's the Ikea, Futon/Couch....that's where all the action happens! Ha Ha! Not me cryin' myself to sleep every night in a forsaken existence of a failed rapper...naw, not like that son? Who you been talkin' too? Did Steve tell you that?"



"All right, that's all you get too see MTV...pleasure havin' you by, but don't let the door hit you on the way out. Naw, I'm serious! Why you still here? Man! Get to steppin'!! "

Your place is REALLY clean!!!

*dies laughing*


This is what my apartment looks like:

"Yeah! That's cuz I'm like fastidious and stuff! Y'know, really clean and spiritual...NOT cuz I have to sell my stuff just to make ends meet...Naw, not like that...MaaaaAaaaan, Steve just be spreadin' poison and stuff..."

Oh yeah, that was the first six months in this oversized broom closet.

Very Nice! And I see you play Risk! Awesome place, immaculate!