He'll Google them for you XD

I know the words, I swear, lol.

But she's right, I'm too lazy to type them all out XD

Yes please.

Here.

Like I said, too lazy to type 'em all out, lol

A little bit of skooma mixed with a little bit of hard mead.

Two Cyrodillic girls around the outside x2.

That's all I can think of.

The enemy has spotted me!

I must go. My people need me....

Huh ?!

I'm getting bored. This is what happens when I get bored.

But seriously. I must go back to my dimension! My people need my aid in these dark times!

EDIT:

My people called. They don't need me

This post has been edited by King Of Beasts: Jun 15 2013, 03:25 AM

An ode to the Trials and Tribulation of the King of Beasts.

Disclaimer: This is merely a parody of recent events. In the event you find yourself taking it too seriously, perhaps it's time to lighten up!!


two Cyrodiilic girls go 'round the outside, 'round the outside, 'round the outside

Guess who's back, back again
KOBby's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back,
guess who's back,
guess who's back,
guess who's back
guess who's back
Guess who's back...

[Verse 1]
I've created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to
see Kobby no more they want Sergei, I'm chopped liver
well if you want Sergei, this is what I'll give ya
a little bit of insanity mixed with a shot of hard truth
some shock that'll give me a jumpstart to the heart
I'm shocked when I get shocked at the hospital by the nurse when I'm arguing
when I'm thumping the patients chest ending v-fib (hey!)
you waited this long now stop debating 'cause I'm back,
I'm on the forum and post-ulating
I know that you got a new job Mrs. Hollow, but your old ones too infuriating
So the mods on C won't let me be, or let me be me
they tried to shut me down on Coffee Shop, but it feels so empty without me
So come on dip your hips, time to do the timewarp
just like in Rocky Horror, and brace yourself cos this's about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits, dang
YOU DEBBIE!


Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy,
'Cause it feels so empty without me


This little hellions kids feeling rebellious
put on some Offspring in "Now Listening Too" and unleash this
they start feeling like prisoners, helpless,
'til someone comes along on a mission and yells KOBBY!!
A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution, polluting the forums a rebel
so just let me revel and bask, in the fact that I got everyone loving me back
and it's a disaster such a catastrophe for you to see so dang much me, why do you ask for me?
Well I'm back [batman sound]
fix your bent antennae tune it in and then I'm gonna
enter in and up under your skin like a splinter
The center of attention back for the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since posting
Infesting in your minds and nesting
Testing "Attention Please" feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
here's my 10 cents my 2 cents is free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?

That made my day black hand!

I loved that!

So....what's everyone who's online at this time up to?

I'm in a hotel room with Snuggles, wondering how early I'd have to get up to go get the makeup I forgot.

And kind of pissed my sisters wedding is outside. Who plans a June wedding out-[censored]-side?!

A wedding outside. In the summer. In Texas. Is your sister insane?

The place is gorgeous, but if I come back saying I passed out from heat stroke,don't be surprised XD

I won't be surprised to the slightest degree. I couldn't imagine standing outside in the sun, during the sunmertime in a suit, lol

You're wearing a dress though, so you're spared to a certain degree

Its navy blue

I take back what I said about you being spared

Wait. She's having her wedding outside in the summer, an making all the women wear navy blue dresses? Um....does she have it out for the entire female race population?

Just her nine bridesmaids lol

Nine? I thought there was only supposed to be one.

Don't judge me, I don't pay attention to wedding rules