Yeah, that dude. And some lady came over asking me if I wanted a jar of spiders....

-mirocu eats burgers and thinks about pretty girls-

Food?

Hey! If I have to stay away from your girls you stay away from my food!

-mirocu shoves down burger-

That's fine. My pretty friend offered to cook me lunch

Whaaaaaat????

Hmpf. I have pretty friends too. All I have to do to see them is turning on an episode of The Hills


......ahhh, Audrina.... *sigh*

Yup. I don't want a jar of spiders....

Me either. Cause I got a jar of diiiirt! I got a jar of diiiiirt!

*jumps around frantically*

How can you watch that?!

I don´t actually But I did, years back when it was commercial breaks on other channels. Better than watching the commercials, at least

Soon though I started to get involved in what they did (ehm... partying, basically..) and I couldn´t resist Audrina...

This post has been edited by mirocu: Jul 20 2013, 05:38 PM

At least it's nor Jersey Shore.

I literally got stupider watching that. I couldn't formulate a proper sentence for three hours after fifteen minute of watching.

I can't STAND watching jersey shore. My sis likes that show. I've been forced to sit down and watch it with her before....

Exactly how I feel every time I watch the music video "When I grow up" with Pussycat Dolls!

And you can´t really blame me for wanting to watch The Hills. THEY HAVE PRETTY GIRLS, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!

This post has been edited by mirocu: Jul 20 2013, 05:42 PM

LOTS of shows have pretty girls!

Like this cliche need be repeated:

"Welcome to the internet. Where men are men, women are men, and 15 year old girls are the FBI."

I think I'm done with having women as friends quite frankly. Not because I can't have them as friends, but because *they* can't have guys as friends.

Black Hand, you're so arrogant! All women don't want you!

No, they don't as I have my fair share of rejection ratio, the ones that *do* become friends...sigh.

Friends with one for over ten years, she gets out of relationship that I offer consoling and advice on during the debacle. She's a single mother too...turns into Overly Attatched Girlfriend and seems to be under impression that we are dating...without informing me.

That did not end well.

Then, yeah. My post in the love thread. Partner has to turn it into darn feeeeeeeeeliiiiiingssss. And does confirm fairly recently that the signals I was ignorant of were real.

Seriously?

Done. No more. Kaputsky!!!

I'll just stick with my friends that bat for the same team as I.

Unless they go 'Chasing Amy' on me....

That movie was ridiculous, lol.

See, I can HAVE guy friends, because I'm married, and don't WANT anyone else.

Amen Sister. May all share in your wisdom.

Single girls can have guys as friends too, since they want other women and not guys these days



... Meh. I´ll just stick with my games and online friends. And The Hills. -Come here, Audrina!

Even when I wasn't with anyone, my crushes came and went so quickly that I never even bothered with them.