*mALX shows up, glances around. She nods sagely as Uleni would if he were here*


"Ah, see...she is a Master of torture, like the continuous drip...drip...drip of water eroding the hardest rock until its shape accomodates the drop of water, makes a tunnel to smooth its path in. All it takes is time, she isn't going anywhere till she gets what she is after from you...BWAAHAAHAA! Wheez, gack, cough..."

*mALX nods sagely once more and slips back into the shadows*

Get in that shower this instant, or I will come over there green and with a hose! DO IT!

I'm sitting in front of the fan, lol

I would very much like a nap. But if I nap, then I won't sleep tonight, lol

That sucks, lol. Take a half an hour nap.

This event. Shall. NOT. PASSSSSSS!!shift+1!!!!

Drip...drip...drip... ... ... BWAAHAAAHAA! *insert maniacal laugh*

you...feelin' alright mALX?

Who me?

Er...I was just teasing Blackie over that girl bugging him.

Oh.


Carry on

Me: "Hey, can you tell if this peg hook is nine inches?"

Coworker: "You can't tell by looking?"

Me: "I've never seen nine inches before in my life. Where are you going?!"

LOL!


Grits, mALX, D. Foxy....meet your match.

I'm sorry. I don't get it

She stole my primo morning calls she did!! I will strike back, with a vengeance! And this time, it's personal!!

and that's why you're my minion XD

I'm fine being your minion


I just wish I had been informed earlier

EDIT:

And I get the joke now

This post has been edited by King Of Beasts: Jul 30 2013, 12:47 AM

Woah! Colonel is back from the dead!

Bethesda beat Liz to it in Oblivion:

Mirabelle Monet, Proprietor of the Fo’C’sle is sleeping with all 5 of her tenants. Her fave is Thurindil, that crazed Wood Elf. She admits openly that she only rents her rooms to "Seamen," but Thurindil is no seaman. What could she have meant?


Also, speaking of 9 inches:

In the basement of the the Gweden Farm you find Heinrich Oaken-Hull has left his clothing and family jewels. (Maxical didn’t embarass him by returning them).

The problem is, he is always at Mirabelle Monet's (or obviously at Gweden's Brothel) - yet tells his wife he is away at sea for nine month stints. (and she believes him! Obviously doesn't spend time on the docks, lol)

Oaken-Hull’s wife can be caught cheating on him with Enilroth, who works at Morvayn’s Peacemakers. In the Oaken-Hull house you can find a love letter to Enilroth (upstairs behind a table); or catch them in the act by going to the stables between 4-8 PM - when she meets Enilroth for their "roll in the hay."

If you ask Mrs. Oaken Hull how she handles it with Heinrich being away at sea 9 months out of the year she answers "The nine console her."

I wouldn’t touch that line with a nine inch pole.


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This post has been edited by mALX: Jul 30 2013, 01:05 AM

-giggles insanely-