What are you panicking about?

When in danger,
or in doubt:
Run in circles,
scream and shout!!

I was taught differently

You were taught wrong! WROOOOOONG, I tells ya!

You only panic during a nuclear attack!!!

Nah. If that happens it´s better to enjoy the show. You won´t live to talk about it maybe but after all, nothing can top a firework like that anyway

You won't get to see anything. If you don't die instantly from the heat wave, the light will blind you

But you get to see that, won´t you?








Oh, but that´s not a good thing, is it?

Nope. It's not.

There are six million ways to die. Choose one.

But, do not ruminate upon every man's fate. Your continued survival is a testament of beating the odds on a daily basis. Very powerful odds, that are quite stacked against you.

In this sense, every breath is truly a mathematical miracle. Your own life is the result of hundreds of millions of years of adaptation to a hostile environment.

You exist as a result of aeons of suffering, dying, random chance, struggle, survival, and victory over it.

Take a bow.

-starts breathing rapidly-

"I'm making miracles!"

-passes out-

I don't wanna die though

Nor should you. It's merely a truth that cannot be avoided. It is no irony that when we face death we feel most alive.



Yes. You are. It's also a miracle that you've survived this long.

I wish immortality was possible

Sadly, no such thing exists.

What if you got stuck in a well under a rock,and no one can hear you call for help?

I'd rather die then.

Someone has to come along EVENTUALLY.

Not if it's in the middle of no where....don't ask why a well is in the middle of no where.

The likelihood of getting stuck in a well in the middle of nowhere is very low, so I'll take my chances with immortality.

Well the chances of gaining immortality are also very low or very high depending on your beliefs.