Unless it involves a corset, in which case...the public has a right to know.


And see.

Okay, lol.



So. Anyone know how to get a bird out of the chimney? Lol

Are we getting back onto this? Do I have to post the picture of the dolphin in a corset again? Lol.

Close the damper and throw a snake down in the chimney. When the tweeting stops, light a good fire and then when it is starting to come out of the fireplace, open the damper. Bird gone, and snake steaks for supper.

While some things cannot be unseen, you will never ruin the Corset for me Mrs. mALX. I've simply seen things that I will gladly never unsee in them.

I take your dirty-mindedness, and substitute a superior level of appealing dirty-mindedness.

I see your spit, and raise you one dog in a corset:

I'm so confused

The corset is on his face. Okay, I'll bring the fish back:


http://img0.etsystatic.com/015/1/6031166/i...121068_2iim.jpg





This post has been edited by mALX: Aug 13 2013, 01:30 AM

What am I looking at

You don't want to know, lol. I have a picture of me in one, but ... not posting it, lol.

Okay, lol

Hey, no fancy writing!

Harumph. To the tune of Lonely Islands possibly-too-raunchy-for-this-forum song.

Featuring Akon



Sometimes (Oh-oh-ohhh)
Something beautiful happens in this world (Akon! )
You don't know how to express yourself, so
You just gotta sing

I've seen a hot chick in a corset!
And it looked so good (looked so good)
A woman let me see her in ooone
I've seen a chick in a corset
And I'll never go back (Never go back)
To the not-seein-them ways of the past

Have you ever seen a corset? I have!
It looked so good on a woman and not Tim Curry
A girl let me see it, and there was no hurry
Seeing a corset should make a nice man out the meanest

Never guess where I just came from, I saw a corset
If I had to describe the feelin', it was the best
When I saw the corset on a girl
And I called my parents right after I was done

Oh, hey, didn't see you there, guess what I just did?
Had a recollection of a corset encounter
(Was sure nice of her to let you see that)
Nice of any girl ever (Now sing)

I just saw a corset-clad female(Ay)
And it looked so good (Felt so good)
A woman let me see her in a corset (et)
I wanna tell the world
To be honest, I'm surprised she even let me see it
(Doesn't really make sense) But man, screw it
(I ain't one to argue with a good thing) She could be my wife!
(That good?) The best half-an-hour of my life!

I'm so humbled by a girl's ability to let me see that
'Cause honestly, I'd look at a corset on a pile of manure
With that in mind, a soft, nice-smellin' girl's better
Plus she let me wear my chain and my turtleneck sweaters

So this one's dedicated to them girls
That let us see them in those thangs
If you're near or far, whether short or tall
We wanna thank you all for lettin' us see that

She kept lookin' at her watch (Doesn't matter, saw corset! )
But I cried the whole time (Doesn't matter, saw corset! )
I think she might've been a racist (Doesn't matter, saw corset! )
She put a bag on my head (Still counts! )

I just saw corset (Ay)
And my dreams came true (Dreams came true)
So if you seen corset in the last five years
Then you qualified to sing with me

I just saw corset (Everybody sing! )
And it looked so good (We all saw! )
A woman let me see it on her
I just saw corsee-eeeee-eeeet (I just saw corset)
And I'll never go back (Never go back)
To the not-seein'-corset ways of the past

Hahahahahaha!!!!

First off, I love LOVE Lonely Island from what I've seen on SNL, lol. So changing their lyrics is not an option.

Like singing "Mr. Wee Wee in a Box," or "Whizzed in my Plants," etc, Lol.






This post has been edited by mALX: Aug 13 2013, 03:12 AM

Lonely island is awesome. Also, corsets are awesome.

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Everyone just...disappeared





-runs off to cause trouble-