-grabs popcorn-

*mALX staked out bar before going in, saw Blackie laying wires down. Chewed through wires*










*mALX takes big dump on wires, shorting them out*






"NYUK NYUK NYUK!"






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"Nyyeeeahhhh! NyeeeehhH! Errrr! Why I oughta! Wise squirrel, eh?"


*Gets Sniper BB rifle out*

"Much better! Tricky squirrels, never trust a mercenary tomorrow, with what you can eliminate today!"



"Hehehehehe!"

*mALX sets up decoy squirrel to draw Blackie's aim while she hides in full camo; creeps out and takes aim*








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But little did she realize she had stepped into...the Squirrel Funnelator!

https://myspace.com/42ndcow/video/squirrel-...lator/25690459#!



"Hasta la vista, Ardilla!"

*mALX says a quick prayer*








Pulls out poison of last resort:

You wouldn't...

I showed my friend your hands, Blackie, and she turned really red and goes, "Put that away before I hunt him down." XD

*mALX hides Poison in something, but what? She dons disquise and takes ride out on her trusty human's hand*

I'm now certain there is a conspiracy, started years ago, probably by my Mom, and it's become the worlds longest running joke....

...I feel like I'm on "The Truman Show"...

"Wouldn't it be the ultimate mind**** if we tell him he has sheksy hands, and see how he keeps getting mindblown?!!"

*Gaggle of Girls Giggle*

Stop messing with my mind!

*Takes bite of Hebrew National Hot Dog....mALX's hotsauce does the trick.*



This Assassin's creed...is to surrender and fight another day....

It's really not! I promise!

Lol! No worries! I'm just interweaving two events to the fictional battleground with Miss Squirrely Wrath.

Thats...1-1...2-0?

Meh, we all win, with laughters.

And these big strong hands typing out eloquent phrases and making beautiful calligrahy.

Okay, so just to be clear than...all women find certain hands attractive? This is a universal trait to the gender?

I really don't know. I'll ask my lady friends at work tomorrow. There's a side variety of ages and backgrounds there.

Oooh, Hebrew National! They answer to a higher authority!





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I still like Mirocu's arm, does that count?


And if we are discussing body parts, men's thighs can be pretty hawt.

It's the scent that does it for me. I've noticed all my tall male friends smell like vanilla and oranges.

I also am attracted by scent, but not vanilla or oranges - Polo, Drakkar, the original English Leather, or clean sweat from working on a farm or construction, etc.

Not saying they're attractive, just there. I personally like clean sweat as well, and any type of bold, strong cologne.

I like more sweet scents. The more musky ones make me cough. I also like chins. And beards, weirdly enough XD