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Kiln |
Aug 30 2013, 07:33 AM
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From: Balmora, Eight Plates
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We have some types of turtle here in Arkansas that are huge and genuinely dangerous. They will kill and eat baby chickens and ducks.
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He who fights with monsters should be careful lest he thereby become a monster. And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee. - Friedrich Nietzsche
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mALX |
Aug 30 2013, 07:45 AM
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Joined: 14-March 10
From: Cyrodiil, the Wastelands, and BFE TN
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QUOTE(Kiln @ Aug 30 2013, 02:28 AM) QUOTE(Rohirrim @ Aug 30 2013, 06:16 AM) QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 30 2013, 02:13 AM) You mean like those giant ones that live to be hundreds of years old - like from the Galapagos or something?
I brought my son to the zoo when he was ten and was the unfortunate witness to those enormous things mating.
"What's he doing that for? Are they fighting? What is that noise he's making, is that a growl?"
I won't even begin to tell you what the monkeys were doing.
Box turtles are semi-acquatic pet-suitable turtles, so named because they resemble a box. More like vicious little monsters. Pet suitable? Like a pool of sharks maybe!!! /dramatic Seriously though, turtles are boring and getting bitten by them sucks. I have a scar on my foot from a huge mud turtle biting it when I was little - can't see the scar now (just a little white line), but I stayed scared of mud and snapping turtles for years. The painted turtles I'd still play with. This post has been edited by mALX: Aug 30 2013, 07:47 AM
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Rohirrim |
Aug 30 2013, 07:50 AM
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Joined: 18-January 13
From: Greyhawk
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QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 30 2013, 02:45 AM) QUOTE(Kiln @ Aug 30 2013, 02:28 AM) QUOTE(Rohirrim @ Aug 30 2013, 06:16 AM) QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 30 2013, 02:13 AM) You mean like those giant ones that live to be hundreds of years old - like from the Galapagos or something?
I brought my son to the zoo when he was ten and was the unfortunate witness to those enormous things mating.
"What's he doing that for? Are they fighting? What is that noise he's making, is that a growl?"
I won't even begin to tell you what the monkeys were doing.
Box turtles are semi-acquatic pet-suitable turtles, so named because they resemble a box. More like vicious little monsters. Pet suitable? Like a pool of sharks maybe!!! /dramatic Seriously though, turtles are boring and getting bitten by them sucks. I have a scar on my foot from a huge mud turtle biting it when I was little - can't see the scar now (just a little white line), but I stayed scared of mud and snapping turtles for years. The painted turtles I'd still play with. Wow. The only scar I have from when I was young is one on my pinky finger from my dad repeatedly jamming it via poor football throws. I have one on my forehead from face planting on the porch, but that's fairly recent.
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mALX |
Aug 30 2013, 07:53 AM
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Joined: 14-March 10
From: Cyrodiil, the Wastelands, and BFE TN
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QUOTE(Rohirrim @ Aug 30 2013, 02:50 AM) QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 30 2013, 02:45 AM) QUOTE(Kiln @ Aug 30 2013, 02:28 AM) QUOTE(Rohirrim @ Aug 30 2013, 06:16 AM) QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 30 2013, 02:13 AM) You mean like those giant ones that live to be hundreds of years old - like from the Galapagos or something?
I brought my son to the zoo when he was ten and was the unfortunate witness to those enormous things mating.
"What's he doing that for? Are they fighting? What is that noise he's making, is that a growl?"
I won't even begin to tell you what the monkeys were doing.
Box turtles are semi-acquatic pet-suitable turtles, so named because they resemble a box. More like vicious little monsters. Pet suitable? Like a pool of sharks maybe!!! /dramatic Seriously though, turtles are boring and getting bitten by them sucks. I have a scar on my foot from a huge mud turtle biting it when I was little - can't see the scar now (just a little white line), but I stayed scared of mud and snapping turtles for years. The painted turtles I'd still play with. Wow. The only scar I have from when I was young is one on my pinky finger from my dad repeatedly jamming it via poor football throws. I have one on my forehead from face planting on the porch, but that's fairly recent. Very cool, you go out for football? What position do you play?
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mALX |
Aug 30 2013, 07:58 AM
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Joined: 14-March 10
From: Cyrodiil, the Wastelands, and BFE TN
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QUOTE(Kiln @ Aug 30 2013, 02:33 AM) We have some types of turtle here in Arkansas that are huge and genuinely dangerous. They will kill and eat baby chickens and ducks.
Dear gods! Holy Crap, I'm not going to Arkansas then. The biggest turtle I ever saw was up in a mountain stream under a rock ledge. I had been swimming there, had my children swimming there - then one day I bought my children masks so they could see under water. I got myself one and swam under that ledge. This things head was almost the size of my torso (at least through the mask it was, they do tend to show things larger than actual size) - I swear I was screaming before I reached the surface, my husband said he heard it and came running. We wouldn't even camp there again after that, I was scared to death! This post has been edited by mALX: Aug 30 2013, 07:58 AM
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mALX |
Aug 30 2013, 08:04 AM
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Joined: 14-March 10
From: Cyrodiil, the Wastelands, and BFE TN
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QUOTE(Rohirrim @ Aug 30 2013, 02:59 AM) Haha, I try to avoid football, this was just my dad bein....my dad My son played football for a year just to please me - it was the most thrilling thing I've ever seen watching him play. This is Tennessee, you scream yourself hoarse at any game anyway - but with my son out there on the field - OMG, I was the worst stands mom EVAH! I bought every single picture of him playing that they caught on film and my house is covered with coffee mugs of him, mouse pads of him, the walls are covered with his football pictures - I went berserk that year, bought him anything he asked for. What a disappointment when he quit the next year - he could have had a football scholarship pay for his college! Urk. I'll see if I can find a picture of him in game, hold on.
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mALX |
Aug 30 2013, 11:20 AM
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Ancient
Joined: 14-March 10
From: Cyrodiil, the Wastelands, and BFE TN
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QUOTE(mirocu @ Aug 30 2013, 06:17 AM) NO STAB MIROCU!! -picks up minigun- Were you ever able to kill with them? Their spread was so scattered that I got killed more often than not with them - quit using them and just sold the ones I picked up. Blackhawk was my favorite!!!
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King Of Beasts |
Aug 30 2013, 11:22 AM
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Joined: 15-November 12
From: Imperial City,Cyrodiil
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QUOTE(mirocu @ Aug 30 2013, 06:17 AM) NO STAB MIROCU!! -picks up minigun- -grabs baseball bat- It's gonna take a little more than a mini gum to kill me!
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mirocu |
Aug 30 2013, 11:37 AM
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QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 30 2013, 12:20 PM) QUOTE(mirocu @ Aug 30 2013, 06:17 AM) -picks up minigun-
Were you ever able to kill with them? Their spread was so scattered that I got killed more often than not with them - quit using them and just sold the ones I picked up. I hated the spread in FO3 so much I downloaded a mod that made all guns act normal. I mean cmon, even the goddamn real-life minigun shoots more straight than any weapon in the game! I also downloaded a mod that added a more authentic-looking minigun; the Vulcan minigun. And I had a friend at Bethsoft make a mod that made the minigun fire twice as fast. I mean cmon (again), its a friggin minigun, not an AK-47! *biggest of facepalms* If theres one thing Beth simply cannot get right, its the goddamn guns! Edit: And dont you even get me started about backpack-fed weapons that still require reloading!!! RELOADING!! WHEN THEY FEED FROM A FRIGGIN BACKPACK!!!! *bangs head against wall* This post has been edited by mirocu: Aug 30 2013, 11:55 AM
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mALX |
Aug 30 2013, 11:57 AM
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Ancient
Joined: 14-March 10
From: Cyrodiil, the Wastelands, and BFE TN
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QUOTE(mirocu @ Aug 30 2013, 06:37 AM) QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 30 2013, 12:20 PM) QUOTE(mirocu @ Aug 30 2013, 06:17 AM) -picks up minigun-
Were you ever able to kill with them? Their spread was so scattered that I got killed more often than not with them - quit using them and just sold the ones I picked up. I hated the spread in FO3 so much I downloaded a mod that made all guns act normal. I mean cmon, even the goddamn real-life minigun shoots more straight than any weapon in the game! I also downloaded a mod that added a more authentic-looking minigun; the Vulcan minigun. And I had a friend at Bethsoft make a mod that made the minigun fire twice as fast. I mean cmon (again), its a friggin minigun, not an AK-47! *biggest of facepalms* If theres one thing Beth simply cannot get right, its the goddamn guns! Edit: And dont you even get me started about backpack-fed weapons that still require reloading!!! RELOADING!! WHEN THEY FEED FROM A FRIGGIN BACKPACK!!!! *bangs head against wall* The spread on that minigun was ridiculous. I had FO3 and New Vegas both for the 360 so couldn't mod them. I liked that Rivet City android's gun, Blackhawk, and the Alien Blaster. Beyond that I liked the sword from the Anchorage DLC.
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King Of Beasts |
Aug 30 2013, 12:20 PM
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Ancient
Joined: 15-November 12
From: Imperial City,Cyrodiil
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QUOTE(mirocu @ Aug 30 2013, 07:19 AM) Yeah well, if they design the weapons so stupidly I have to react -Eh, duuuuuuh, lets make the minigun and gatling lasers reload even if they feed from a backpack! - Duuuuh, thass brilliant, dhoooog!" You've got a point. It is pretty stupid
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