My filthy mind has been approved by Foxy, can't get much better honor than that in the Dherty In-U-Endo field.

Being number one...just means that there's always a challenger that will rise to take that crown. It is...the order of things. I cannot deny her right in this matter.

Even if trying to take it is a little besides the point...she merely took it as a challenge, and my sick, twisted curiosity wants to see what she can come up with.

"..oh my various effigies and deities, ladies and germs! It would seem that this thirsty announcer who is sipping on some Barry's Red Cola as we speak has created a 'dirty-off'! Three women; only one a willing participant, has come together to try and see: Who Is Chorrol's Dherty-est In-your-endoizer? Head out and stock up now on some Barry's Red and Milton's Blue Colas! Because this promises to get real hot; real quick!"

Results vary dramatically I guess.

mALX: "Hello, DM? Does this group run around in robes with...er...you know."

DM: "We do not pander to your type."

mALX: "Do you know a DnD group that does?"

*mALX leans back in chair, sips ice tea* "Bring it, Lizzie."

DnD player popping in quickly.

Any group. Any DnD group. Give the players a world where they have power, no moral consequences to stop them and no sense of guilt or remorse to feel, and they will anything. I've been there, man, and it was awesome!

Also, I just want to say that Telvanni Bug Musk proceedings that are, uh, proceeding, are downright hilarious.

I blame Grits for once again riling Liz and I to new lows of humor, ROFL !!!

I've only played one DnD game in my life. Friend of my Brother's and it was off and on for about a year and a half. My...vocal talents came into play. The world setting was a Hawaiian culture base, IDK beyond that. I constantly challenged people in character: "You have no Hekla!" "I will test his Hekla!" "If I were to measure this one's Hekla into numerical figures; my estimate would be well over nine thousand!"

Hekla was supposed to mean: Mettle. It became the official term for it as well. Repetitive Stress Disorder enforced application!

But...were you in a robe and er...bug musked? (And did your hands show?)

I need no robe! I am a walking Bug Musk Factory! And...apparently it doesn't matter what my robe conceals, and it would seem my large, shapely hands being exposed is apparently the same thing!

No, the Hekla must surpass the hand. I mean seriously, if a bunch of men are standing around in tent-shaped robes, who is going to be looking at hands? We can see them anytime - and have hands ourselves,

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No, the Hekla must surpass the hand. I mean seriously, if a bunch of men are standing around in tent-shaped robes, who is going to be looking at hands? We can see them anytime - and have hands ourselves,
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Sometimes our own hands are better than other hands.

Perhaps. But why does this remind me of the female mind tricks to get me to do things I don't want too?

Me, laying sick as a dog my head pounding in pain, and suddenly: "Baaaayyyybeeeee!"

"...sweetie, I love you, but I'm seriously sick here..." I croak out with a hoarse throat.

"Oh....that's fine...you're not that good anyways..." she says quietly.

*Macho button activates* "What?!"

"I said: you're not feeling good."

"..."

This post has been edited by Black Hand: Sep 1 2013, 12:12 AM

“Do you guys wear robes when you play, or do you keep your Heklas holstered in your jeans? Hello..?”

I always pictured capes over regular clothes, but between Darnand's difficulties and Liz's remark - it has wrought all kinds of images to my mind. And you know how bad that can be. I might be cracking DnD/robe jokes for weeks off this, !!!






This post has been edited by mALX: Sep 1 2013, 12:37 AM

Darnand sometimes wears trousers or leggings under there, sometimes not depending on the robes. One imagines he was minimally contained on the day of the bug musk adventure.

Most likely just what the feverish brain thought it heard,

This whole thing may cause Maxical to want to "peek under the robes" next time she sees Darnand, lol.

Please please PLEASE let me get a post in tonight XD

Go for it!