Hubster isn't jealous, lol. He's only upset that we're watching movies lol. It's nice to watch a movie and not get mauled XD

Yeah, what is it about guys watching movies? It could be Bambi, and they act like it's "Bambi Does Hollywood!"

Right?! He even tries to put the moves on me while we're watching! This is the first time I've gotten to WATCH a movie in three years XD

I'd say something, but it's deadly to strt a debate with a woman

The gods forbid it should be R rated, you'll never see the end of the movie.

I know! Its like something about movies turns guys into horny teens lol

The gods forbid they should catch a glimpse of Jessica, from Roger Rabbit, ROFL !!!

Kobby likey that cartoon lady

Who knows what phe4r lurks in the hearts of men?

*Evil Laughter*

The Black Hand knows......





...and now for my next trick: "Why Black Hand is still single!" Brutal Honesty.

*Ahem* 'Every other single woman in existence,...EVAR:'

"Why didn't he make a move on me? I didn't rent three crappy movies that we've already seen to sit there like a bump on a log for six hours!"

"Hey! Black Hand's real name! It's Marcia! Britteny wants to know why you chickened out the other night!"

"........."




Movie Theaters are for watching. Couches....are for what you spent years conditioning us to do.

"WHADDYA TALKING ABOUT?! I *NEVER*.....oh...well...maybe just that once or twice...."

When a woman uses numbers: Multiply by six.

When a man uses numbers: Divide by six.





Yeeeeaaahhhh....

"Britney...listen to me! Get a scary or action packed movie and act all scared and he'll hold you and it'll get the juices flowing! Trust me on this!"

_________________________________________________________

One word: PWNED!

"Blackie, you're just saying all that because your relatively safe across the anonymous internet and only slightly phe4r the poisonous squirrely wrath of mALX!"

Well, a-DUH! Do you think I'd be brave enough to say this to their faces with my food and drinks readily accessible?!

See? ROFL !!

Yeah, I'll admit, the couch is where we start out. He finishes in the bedroom, and I finish later that night.

Zing!

Oh. Ugh. -sighs sadly-

GAAAAAH! Poisonous? *mALX weeps into hanky*

...and this trick is just simply crying.

Me: "Yeah....I felt terrible about it when she started crying so I completely folded and did everything she asked and moved a bunch of heavy stuff for her."

Ex-Girlfriend Lady Advisor Ally: "...and why do you think she cried?"

Me:"...I'm a tool aren't I?"

Ex-Girlfriend Lady Advisor Ally: "Quite the effective one on the brightside..."

*Evil Laughter*

The weed of feminine manipulation bears bitter fruit....I am going to pay dearly for this later....the Black Hand knows!

This post has been edited by Black Hand: Sep 13 2013, 04:10 AM

Wait, did you say 'effective hand tool' ? BWAAHAA!

Oh my god, mALX, HIS HANDS!!!!

I called it...

...

*Robert considers discussing his status as Gentleman...But thinks better of it...*... ...

Hey, I'm quite happy to watch the film first!!...Espescially if there's decent totty in it... ...

Like Jessica Rabbit...*Drools*... ...Now there's a well drawn young lady... ....

I love Jessica Rabbit. I'd play patty cake with her ANY day.

He planted the seed
my tears watered to grow
but his Black Hand heart
was the fruit he'd sown
Instead of a love so ripe and sweet
a bitter vetch he trampled under his feet.

The Black Hand won't ever be a fool,
But we now know he's an effective tool.

Written by mALX, while weeping in her hanky...

Hahaha!