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King Of Beasts
post Sep 14 2013, 01:58 AM
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"What are you doing, you naughty hand?
Do that again on the other side!"


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King Of Beasts
post Sep 14 2013, 01:59 AM
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QUOTE(Rohirrim @ Sep 13 2013, 08:58 PM) *

Rohirrim sat in his lair, contemplating his life,
When the posters of Chorrol brought more strife.
Between the confusion and outright shame,
He knew his childhood wouldn't be back again.


And we shall continue to ruin it biggrin.gif


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post Sep 14 2013, 02:00 AM
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 13 2013, 08:55 PM) *

Red faced Lz giggles
"This contest turned weird
At a very swift rate."



mALX wagged her finger at the blushing Liz
"But you're the one that started this!"
She pointed to pages of Liz's jokes
About men's hands; then gave Liz a poke.
"You started the jokes on the hand, you see?
I'm just saying my jokes in poetry."








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mALX
post Sep 14 2013, 02:02 AM
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QUOTE(Rohirrim @ Sep 13 2013, 08:58 PM) *

Rohirrim sat in his lair, contemplating his life,
When the posters of Chorrol brought more strife.
Between the confusion and outright shame,
He knew his childhood wouldn't be back again.



And Rohirrim wins !!!!! Awesome job!





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Rohirrim
post Sep 14 2013, 02:03 AM
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Rohirrim placed his hand on the bridge of his nose
Perhaps, he thought, it was time for a doze
A chance to get away from all these crude innuendos
So he could finally shower and change his clothes


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post Sep 14 2013, 02:05 AM
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Ruh-roh...
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post Sep 14 2013, 02:07 AM
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We're in trouble, lol


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post Sep 14 2013, 02:11 AM
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Where did you get that font? huh.gif


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post Sep 14 2013, 02:13 AM
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 13 2013, 06:11 PM) *

Where did you get that font? huh.gif


Zapf Chancery Font...99cents on Google Play I beleive.

Black Hand likes the calligraphy.
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post Sep 14 2013, 02:14 AM
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You have mail.


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post Sep 14 2013, 02:16 AM
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QUOTE(Rohirrim @ Sep 13 2013, 09:03 PM) *

Rohirrim placed his hand on the bridge of his nose
Perhaps, he thought, it was time for a doze
A chance to get away from all these crude innuendos
So he could finally shower and change his clothes



"Aw, don't leave!"
mALX begged;
Wiping tears on her sleeve
and once again pled,
"Please come back,
I promise I'll be good."
(she fixed Roh a snack
and swore not to be crude).




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Elisabeth Hollow
post Sep 14 2013, 02:18 AM
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Liz swore no such thing
as she wrote the pages of her novel
About shouts of ecstasy that sound like angels sing
And women who like men who grovel.


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post Sep 14 2013, 02:22 AM
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 13 2013, 06:14 PM) *

You have mail.


I do.

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 13 2013, 06:18 PM) *

Liz swore no such thing
as she wrote the pages of her novel
About shouts of ecstasy that sound like angels sing
And women who like men who grovel.


I don't.
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Elisabeth Hollow
post Sep 14 2013, 02:26 AM
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Never said you did.


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post Sep 14 2013, 02:31 AM
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 13 2013, 06:26 PM) *

Never said you did.


It was definitely not heavily implied in the slightest. I'm also very tired and at.work....
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post Sep 14 2013, 02:37 AM
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And you just HAVE to pick on me, huh? XD


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post Sep 14 2013, 02:39 AM
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QUOTE(Black Hand @ Sep 13 2013, 09:31 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 13 2013, 06:26 PM) *

Never said you did.


It was definitely not heavily implied in the slightest. I'm also very tired and at.work....



The hand removed the blackened hood
marking him with Mephala's blood
And for these hours donned one of white
For lives to save instead of fight.




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post Sep 14 2013, 03:29 AM
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Dudes, I'm getting Tennis Neck™ watching this go back and forth...Please continue... biggrin.gif tongue.gif ...
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post Sep 14 2013, 04:08 AM
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Randomly rambled the Badger into versification's midst
Squirrels scarpered and disembodied hands havered
Surely Sheo surreptitiously slithered on striped one's shadow
Furrowing mussed mustelid brow he pondered,
"What happened to the biscuits?"

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post Sep 14 2013, 04:18 AM
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QUOTE(treydog @ Sep 13 2013, 11:08 PM) *

Randomly rambled the Badger into versification's midst
Squirrels scarpered and disembodied hands havered
Surely Sheo surreptitiously slithered on striped one's shadow
Furrowing mussed mustelid brow he pondered,
"What happened to the biscuits?"




With a twitch to his beard and a snap of his cane,
Sheo leaned back and shouted, "Cheese for everyone!"





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