Aw Kobby, how scary that must have been for you!

The dog is small and black. I couldn't see anything

And I have a reputation for almost getting run over...

*mALX spots a "Cage" trap! She runs. There is something squirrely about this Black Hand. She decides she needs protection, and hires a body guard*

I have a reputation for almost running people over. I'll bet you were scared.

I'm outta shape too, lol

When I first got to Florida to see my parents last November my little puppy chewed through her harness and got loose. I saw her running a long way away and called her - just extremely lucky she came right to me.





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My dog was listening to me pretty good today. Then decided to make a run for it. For a little dog, he's fast, lol

Leash is the key word here, lol.

He slipped outta his collar, lol

"The ancient war between hawk and squirrel rages on...I've decided to get the old team back together."



"What the HELL is up with your hair, foo?"



"I'm a Totem. An immortal being that acts as a bridge between the world of Man and Animal. Specifically, Hawks, Air that sort of thing. She's the other Totem. Squirrels and other clever woodland creatures."



"........................................How much is the gig?"



"Three million."



"That's acceptable."



"In Japanese Yen."



"..............fine."

-dies laughing-

Blackie...I laughed so hard...

HIS HAAAAIIIIIIR!!!!

Whoever can guess the song stuck in my head gets a cookie.(It changed, Liz )

"What the hell is that thing on his head?"


http://blogs.ucollege.edu/tour/files/2011/08/squirrel.jpg




"BWAAHAA!"








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"Hannibal Smith...damn glad to see you again, Sir!"





"I'd like to say the same, but your hair freaks me the ****out."



"Listen, Pal! No one's forcing you too look at it!"



"No, but I keep getting confused at which set of eyes to look at."



"Can we just do this?"



"Now you're talking my language."

Dude, you're killin' me

Oh my god XD

I know right! Mohawks are ridiculous. Cage's hair on the other hand is quite classy.

"---honestly, I don't know why you asked me to rejoin. What's a charming devil like myself going to do too a Totem?"




"Not everything is what it seems. She can still be conned, seduced, tricked; you name it. That's where you come in."




"I see where you're going with this, and *this* is all I'll need."




"What is all you'll need?"




"This."



"I don't follow."



"You know what? Forget about it. Just make sure I get paid, and I'm in. Please tell me you know how to count at the very least?"



"Of course I can count! I can read too."



"Thank God for small miracles..."

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"She? Conned, seduced, and tricked?" *mALX feels a chill in her fur*








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