QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 19 2013, 08:07 PM)

And the excuse they use is "Well, if you can't tell us both, then it's not appropriate."
Well...that's not necessarily true...
Exactly right. "Hey _(Mrs. X)_, what's with your husband today? Does he know what an ass he's making of himself?"
Mr. X: "Who do you think you are calling ME a ##%^()%%$^ Ass?"
mALX/Liz: "Uh...someone who has better eyesight than your wife?"
Mrs. X: "What the hell did you mean by that?"