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mALX |
Oct 14 2013, 04:54 PM
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Ancient
Joined: 14-March 10
From: Cyrodiil, the Wastelands, and BFE TN
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Oct 14 2013, 11:05 AM) I see a mALX pretty much every day *mALX rubs hands together* "Ah, yes; the infiltration is working well. Become so commonplace that people stop watching what you are doing, or assume you are just gathering nuts for the winter...BWAAAHAAAHAAA!"
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mALX |
Oct 14 2013, 07:08 PM
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Ancient
Joined: 14-March 10
From: Cyrodiil, the Wastelands, and BFE TN
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Oct 14 2013, 12:21 PM) 0_0 Have you been stealing my bacon, mALX?! No, I'm the one that has been filling up your house with acorns so you won't go hungry this winter, lol. Amanda took your bacon! I'll bite her toe while she is sleeping.
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Black Hand |
Oct 14 2013, 07:52 PM
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Master
Joined: 26-December 05
From: Where the sun shines everyday in hell.
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Oct 14 2013, 09:31 AM) I walk into my apartment and go to turn on the lights(they're across the room) and it's really dark. Right before I turn the lights on, I hear, down low to me my left, "Hi, mama!"
I screamed.
My son had crawled out of his crib, over the baby gate, and was chilling in the living room lol
Sounds like Bat-Toddler got the drop on Mom-Man!! (Referencing a story where when I was about four I climbed up a bookcase and hung over the doorway like a freakin' ninja and then proceeded to plop down upon my five-foot nothin' Mom's shoulders shouting: "I have you now, Mom-Man!!" in defiance of my bedtime. Screams and curses and full names with middle names included were called out in the seconds that followed. What can I say, I've always been rebel. Plus that remains her favorite moment of my youthful rebellions to this day.)
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Callidus Thorn |
Oct 14 2013, 08:04 PM
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Councilor
Joined: 29-September 13
From: Midgard, Cyrodiil, one or two others.
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QUOTE(Black Hand @ Oct 14 2013, 07:52 PM) full names with middle names included were called out
Ah, the surest sign of maternal anger. I think the only reason parents give us middle names is to yell them whenever we screw up. The number of times I heard "(Full name here) you're not bloody Superman" after dashing across the road without looking and narrowly missing a car, or skateboarding down the road and a car comes round the corner. Occasionally even accompanied by curses and words I wasn't supposed to know(but had since I was 5 or 6). @Liz: Your kid was just chilling in the dark? I don't believe it. I bet he just wanted to scare you. Still funny as hell though
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A mind without purpose will walk in dark places
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King Of Beasts |
Oct 14 2013, 09:30 PM
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Ancient
Joined: 15-November 12
From: Imperial City,Cyrodiil
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Oct 14 2013, 12:31 PM) I walk into my apartment and go to turn on the lights(they're across the room) and it's really dark. Right before I turn the lights on, I hear, down low to me my left, "Hi, mama!"
I screamed.
My son had crawled out of his crib, over the baby gate, and was chilling in the living room lol
Snuggles loves you so much he's trynna scare you QUOTE(mALX @ Oct 14 2013, 02:08 PM) QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Oct 14 2013, 12:21 PM) 0_0 Have you been stealing my bacon, mALX?! No, I'm the one that has been filling up your house with acorns so you won't go hungry this winter, lol. Amanda took your bacon! I'll bite her toe while she is sleeping. Nah, you don't have to. I steal gum from her purse all the time so I kind deserve it
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mALX |
Oct 14 2013, 10:44 PM
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Ancient
Joined: 14-March 10
From: Cyrodiil, the Wastelands, and BFE TN
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Oct 14 2013, 12:31 PM) I walk into my apartment and go to turn on the lights(they're across the room) and it's really dark. Right before I turn the lights on, I hear, down low to me my left, "Hi, mama!"
I screamed.
My son had crawled out of his crib, over the baby gate, and was chilling in the living room lol
Who was supposed to be babysitting him? He could have got out of the apartment and been running the roads, I'd be shaking up that babysitter a bit. QUOTE(Black Hand @ Oct 14 2013, 02:52 PM) Sounds like Bat-Toddler got the drop on Mom-Man!!
(Referencing a story where when I was about four I climbed up a bookcase and hung over the doorway like a freakin' ninja and then proceeded to plop down upon my five-foot nothin' Mom's shoulders shouting: "I have you now, Mom-Man!!" in defiance of my bedtime. Screams and curses and full names with middle names included were called out in the seconds that followed.
What can I say, I've always been rebel. Plus that remains her favorite moment of my youthful rebellions to this day.)
OMG, a little 4 YO Black Hand! DAAAAAAAAW !!!!! How adorable!
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Elisabeth Hollow |
Oct 14 2013, 11:23 PM
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Ancient
Joined: 15-November 12
From: Texas
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QUOTE(mALX @ Oct 14 2013, 04:44 PM) QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Oct 14 2013, 12:31 PM) I walk into my apartment and go to turn on the lights(they're across the room) and it's really dark. Right before I turn the lights on, I hear, down low to me my left, "Hi, mama!"
I screamed.
My son had crawled out of his crib, over the baby gate, and was chilling in the living room lol
Who was supposed to be babysitting him? He could have got out of the apartment and been running the roads, I'd be shaking up that babysitter a bit. My husband lol. He hadn't gotten to sleep until about five this morning, and I got home at eleven. His tooth needs to be pulled still, and it's hurting him and can't sleep.
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mALX |
Oct 15 2013, 04:45 PM
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Ancient
Joined: 14-March 10
From: Cyrodiil, the Wastelands, and BFE TN
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QUOTE(mirocu @ Oct 15 2013, 09:10 AM) Hey! Someone I can ride my bike with next summer! Edit: Can someone explain to me what "jumping the shark" means? It is a really stupid game ending move. A move that is so dumb it will sink whatever you are trying to accomplish in the eyes of anyone that learns of it. The direct connection goes to a TV sitcom called "Happy Days" (If I'm not mistaken) where Fonzie jumps his motorcycle over a shark tank wearing some kind of bathing suit and a leather jacket - and the episode was so stupid that people began calling really dumb moves "jumping the shark." This post has been edited by mALX: Oct 15 2013, 04:47 PM
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Black Hand |
Oct 16 2013, 03:58 AM
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Master
Joined: 26-December 05
From: Where the sun shines everyday in hell.
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Oct 15 2013, 06:36 PM) This thread hasn't moved up five pages all day?! -surprised Kobby is surprised- Some cats are hearts, some cats are veins.
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King Of Beasts |
Oct 16 2013, 04:12 AM
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Ancient
Joined: 15-November 12
From: Imperial City,Cyrodiil
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QUOTE(Black Hand @ Oct 15 2013, 10:58 PM) QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Oct 15 2013, 06:36 PM) This thread hasn't moved up five pages all day?! -surprised Kobby is surprised- Some cats are hearts, some cats are veins. I....don't even know, lol
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mALX |
Oct 16 2013, 08:25 AM
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Ancient
Joined: 14-March 10
From: Cyrodiil, the Wastelands, and BFE TN
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QUOTE(Black Hand @ Oct 15 2013, 10:58 PM) QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Oct 15 2013, 06:36 PM) This thread hasn't moved up five pages all day?! -surprised Kobby is surprised- Some cats are hearts, some cats are veins. And some cats make the waves,
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