Then stop complaining.

Just find a big enough stick that's curved and put some string between it.

I'm getting a top hat from somewhere, am donning my work suit and going as Abraham Lincoln. My beard has a thing I like to call 'Lincoln Mode' where I can just push the hairs that go down my jaw up and so I end up looking like I have mighty, manly mutton chops. Normally I only go normal beard and activate Lincoln Mode only when I adopt my crime-fighting alter ego of 'The Emancipator' but I'll be doing it for Halloween this year.

You..have a beard...

Uh, I'm not? All I'm saying is is I need a large bow, not a kid bow. I'll find one eventually, hopefully before Renfair tomorrow.

Yep. A covering of fine, dark hair across my incredibly square jaw.

I was kidding, lass.

It didn't make sense, hence the upset lol

So I went to a wedding today, and now in going home

Finally! You left at noon, and it's ten thirty there!@!

I know!!! It took a while to end, lol

My wedding started at three, ended at seven, dancing, cake, and all.

We did the ceremony, which took fifteen minutes, the cake, and the dancing. That was it. No messing around lol

The wedding started at three and was SUPPOSED to end at nine, lol

Why were y'all up and ready at like ten in the morning then?!

Because we took morning pics

I like 4 of them real well - one of them I like is the one Blackie was stalking = Liederhosen girl.







Yeah, but the one directly to the right of her looks like she needs to sue the doctor.






No, she doesn't have an "Adams apple" and her knee caps are small and round - guys knee caps are larger and square.









Wait, I distinctly remember you saying you like guys with moustaches = which is no different from a girl with thick brows, think about it. Either way your [next four words censored for content and to protect Roh from future shocked innocence].










This post has been edited by mALX: Oct 20 2013, 04:16 AM

No, beards are different from mustaches!

I despise mustaches.

I adore beards.

Pics or your face is naked, Sergeant Sriracha.

Well, then bushy eyebrows on a woman are no different than a beard on a man, then. = I mean, you don't want a woman with a beard or a moustache, anyway. My (censored place above) point was still valid, though (at least I think it is, though I'm just going off my fertile filthy imagination, not experience).





This post has been edited by mALX: Oct 20 2013, 04:29 AM

Hmmm... can't say that's entirely true. I've been near several (mmmmmm mALX's delicious deviant unmentionable areas of men and women) and can say that I don't find it either true or untrue. Must be a grooming thing. Though bare-faced men do seem to have bare (Yummy) lol. Can't say the same for ladies though.

I've got a pic of Mustard with a beard and moustache.