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King Of Beasts
post Nov 5 2013, 10:45 PM
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post Nov 5 2013, 10:46 PM
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post Nov 5 2013, 10:46 PM
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Nov 5 2013, 09:45 PM) *

NO. HE CANT HAVE WAFFLES. ONLY BIRDSEED mad.gif


No need to shout wolfie, we get the idea.

Besides how's the birdie going to make any?

No opposable thumbs biggrin.gif


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post Nov 5 2013, 10:48 PM
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QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 5 2013, 09:40 PM) *

Now I want waffles dry.gif


The potato kind?

The belgian kind?

The Martian kind?
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post Nov 5 2013, 10:51 PM
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Kobby mean to birdie verysad.gif

But its all good, I guess. Cant get too heavy to fly! biggrin.gif


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post Nov 5 2013, 10:54 PM
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Exactly. Im being a good friend and watching out for you laugh.gif

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post Nov 5 2013, 10:54 PM
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QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 5 2013, 09:51 PM) *

Kobby mean to birdie verysad.gif

But its all good, I guess. Cant get too heavy to fly! biggrin.gif


You sure?

I've got a rather nice catapult I could sell you if that ever happens biggrin.gif

Vintage piece, only one owner, well maintained.


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post Nov 5 2013, 10:58 PM
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QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 5 2013, 10:54 PM) *

QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 5 2013, 09:51 PM) *

Kobby mean to birdie verysad.gif

But its all good, I guess. Cant get too heavy to fly! biggrin.gif


You sure?

I've got a rather nice catapult I could sell you if that ever happens biggrin.gif

Vintage piece, only one owner, well maintained.

Only used to go to church on Sundays by a senior citizen? biggrin.gif


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post Nov 5 2013, 11:01 PM
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QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 5 2013, 09:58 PM) *

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 5 2013, 10:54 PM) *

QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 5 2013, 09:51 PM) *

Kobby mean to birdie verysad.gif

But its all good, I guess. Cant get too heavy to fly! biggrin.gif


You sure?

I've got a rather nice catapult I could sell you if that ever happens biggrin.gif

Vintage piece, only one owner, well maintained.

Only used to go to church on Sundays by a senior citizen? biggrin.gif


Well it has seen the odd siege, but you wouldn't think so to look at it laugh.gif


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post Nov 5 2013, 11:02 PM
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Ill takes it! biggrin.gif


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post Nov 5 2013, 11:04 PM
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QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 5 2013, 10:02 PM) *

Ill takes it! biggrin.gif


Would you like it giftwrapped?

Also we're currently doing a special offer on all siege equipment, if there's anything else you're looking for in that area. winkgrin.gif


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post Nov 5 2013, 11:07 PM
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QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 5 2013, 11:04 PM) *

Would you like it giftwrapped?

Please happy.gif

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 5 2013, 11:04 PM) *

Also we're currently doing a special offer on all siege equipment, if there's anything else you're looking for in that area. winkgrin.gif

Do you happen to have a battering ram? cool.gif


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post Nov 5 2013, 11:12 PM
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QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 5 2013, 10:07 PM) *

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 5 2013, 11:04 PM) *

Would you like it giftwrapped?

Please happy.gif


I'm afraid the only colour of wrapping paper we have in sufficient quantity is... well it's pink, with sparkly silver stars on it. Funnily enough nobody's ever requested it.

QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 5 2013, 10:07 PM) *

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 5 2013, 11:04 PM) *

Also we're currently doing a special offer on all siege equipment, if there's anything else you're looking for in that area. winkgrin.gif

Do you happen to have a battering ram? cool.gif


Actually we stock several, in a variety of sizes. Would you prefer capped or uncapped?

The capped ones are more effective, but are also heavier because of it.

Or were you thinking of something more modern, we've got a handful similar to those used by SWAT teams.


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post Nov 5 2013, 11:14 PM
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Eeeh, on second thought. Hold the giftwrap dry.gif

And capped! Definitely capped! And no SWAT stuff, Im going old school here cool.gif


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post Nov 5 2013, 11:21 PM
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Sorry, too late, it's already giftwrapped. We work fast on that front. And besides, we need to clear space in the warehouse. We fired the clerk who ordered the giftwrap years ago, but never could find an excuse to get rid of it.

And we have a rather fine iron-capped battering ram, on wheels for easier deployment, complete with canopy rated to deflect anything up to crossbow bolts, and fire resistant for at least two hours. Currently on sale with a third off the standard price.


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post Nov 5 2013, 11:23 PM
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QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 5 2013, 11:21 PM) *

And we have a rather fine iron-capped battering ram, on wheels for easier deployment, complete with canopy rated to deflect anything up to crossbow bolts, and fire resistant for at least two hours. Currently on sale with a third off the standard price.

Well, what are you waiting for? Send it, post haste! biggrin.gif


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post Nov 5 2013, 11:26 PM
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Very well, it should be arriving within the hour, giftwrapped as with the catapult. That takes care of the last of the paper, so we won't even charge for it


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post Nov 5 2013, 11:35 PM
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post Nov 5 2013, 11:39 PM
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post Nov 5 2013, 11:41 PM
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Im Batman cool.gif


And I'm superman rollinglaugh.gif


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