*Swoops back in, still wearing Iron Man suit*

Damn, couldn't find them. I'd planned to follow their fans, but couldn't find any of them either.

Ermm, can somebody tell me why Kobby and Colonel Mustard are fighting over a flourescent pink mankini?

Actually, nevermind.

I certainly can't tell you. I don't know why I do anything.

That must be confusing.

I try to limit the number of things I do without knowing why, just to make it easier to account for them.

It would be confusing but as I'm very, very forgetful I forget to be confused most of the time, so it's okay.

*Glances around, baffled*

Where am I? Who are you people? Where is my mink?

Well I suppose that's one way to deal with it.

And we don't know where you are, we're not really here, or there, whichever applies

And you mean to tell me thee's a mink loose in this thread somewhere?

I don't know. I don't know!!

*Sits back in comfy chair, waiting for the men in white coats to take Colonel Mustard away*

Steady on old boy, you'll do yourself a mischief.

*Is shocked at having suddenly come over excessively British*

Jolly good show!

I don't wear underwear, so I don't know who's he stole




Bring it on

Is it me, or is this thread a little odder than it usually is at this sort of time?

391, isn't it 400 when I get a second of these Oblivion portals?

I can't find the post from Acadian listing them all.

This post has been edited by Callidus Thorn: Nov 11 2013, 06:17 PM

Someone either cure me or kill me. This is awful.

Should I feel bad that this actually made me chuckle a little.

Don't get me wrong, I hope you feel better soon, but "cure me or kill me"?

I really struggle not to laugh at things like that

This post has been edited by Callidus Thorn: Nov 11 2013, 06:32 PM

I'm giving you a choice, because anything else would make me puke on you XD

*Backs away*

I'm gonna say yes.



This post has been edited by Callidus Thorn: Nov 11 2013, 06:41 PM

I'm egging for the cure right now. I've got [censored] to do lol

You mean you can't find a potion of cure disease in your inventory? The one that's the answer to every disease from Collywobbles to Porphyric Haemophilia? In that case, get out and look for a wayshrine! (Or don't they have them in Texas?)

Who carries potions of cure disease?

Mandrake Root is cheaper, lighter, and more convenient.

I don't have enough septims for a potion, and ny speed and stamina are affected by the disease!

I um...borrowed a cure disease potion from the alchemy shop down the street. You can have it if you like. Just drink it as soon as I give it to you. I think the guards are onto me

Poor Liz

I have a new respect for those who have to suffer this every day because of some sort of disease. Guhhhhh.