I don't feel guilt lol

Not me. I'm often told I'm good with kids.

Which is probably why I've been stuck doing so at family gatherings for years

The point is I tried

OH HOW I LIVE THAT NINJA GAIDEN TUNE!!!!!

My son deprives me of sleep almost every day. Now THAT is evil.

You sleep during the day?

! !

KILN IS A VAMPIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

-Go get him, werekobby!!

I feel you there, buddy, lol

Sleep is for the weak

That must be why I'm nearly always sleeping now lol

I am quite pale and have always worked night time jobs.



There should be a club or something. We could have badges and decoder rings.

Weakling

Well that´s how Bradon Lirrian got suspected to be one, and as far as I know the possibility isn´t completely ruled out

Btw, isn´t it sad I knew his name off the top of my head?

LOL there is! It's called "Parenthood" and the badge is the ever-present spit-up stain and smell of dreams vanishing.

You really like to be a mom don´t you, Liz?

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Not to be confused with alcoholics, whose qualifying features are strikingly similar.


You can love your kids without necessarily loving the vomit and financial chaos that parenthood brings.

I love being a parent, don't get me wrong XD but I have no qualms about expressing what it's done to me, done for me, and is doing to me lol

It ain't all sunshine and unicorn farts, that's for sure. I have an amazing kid, but oh my god, he can be a pain when he wants to.

Says the vampire

I think it´s a very good thing I´m not a parent. I´d only spend the money on games and not clothes or food for it

@Liz - UNICORN FARTS!!

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Children's perogative.

We were all like that once.

Karma's a bitch

People who behaved as children must have it [censored] good lol.

My nephew is just like me when I was little. I love him but he's the spawn of satan I swear to god lol

I was a good kid, lol. My mom said I never got in trouble as a child, but my brother blamed me for a lot of things and I got in trouble for THOSE things (and my mother wasn't a forgiving woman.) So in her mind I was good until my brother hit four and learned he could blame me for stuff. I never ACTUALLY got into trouble until I hit eighteen and discovered drugs, alcohol, older men, and got pregnant suddenly. Before that I never disobeyed anything my mother said, nor my father, stepfather, etc. I was too terrified to.

But I digress. I think that brief six months of freedom was bad enough? Though compared to my sister it was really nothing.