I never said anything about this morning!

Okay

How about the ceiling, the roof, and the stratosphere?

But seriously? Nothing. Nothing whatsoever.

In fact it could well be considered to be distinctly down.

Then again, that's pretty much level for me, so this whole response just ends up being a confused, and potentially confusing, mess.

Much like me most days

I never said anything about this morning!

@Kobby: Bwahahahaha! You can't rule out everything. And next time you try I've got a reply lined up that'll make your head spin


Ow!

I just discovered I need to shave tomorrow morning. My facial has reached the pseudo-hedgehog stage. I rubbed my chin and it almost broke through the skin of my palm

Or you could let it grow longer, stiffen up the hair, and use your chin as a weapon

Unfortunately when it grows longer it loses it's spikiness, and tries to grow a crazy hermit style beard.

I'm currently trying to get a goatee together, just because a goatee combined with a widow's peak is the look of sheer evil

All I need then is a big, black leather swivel chair and a fluffy white cat, and I'll be ready to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!

Once I get a legion of minions and a supersecret volcano base of course

Hey!

That´s a stereotype and I take offense!!

Hey, let him be a normal villain

Only I can have a black swivel chair and white cat in an underground volcano base!

I didn't think they even have volcanoes in Valhalla

Yep

But it´s yours if you wanna buy it

Ah! But it´s located in Mordor in Sauron´s former "apartment"

Heh, that's almost as bad.

After all, it's not like I can simply walk there