I´m still surprised they closed the roads down, is it really that much snow?

There is no snow here. Just ice. People would pour water over their doors and windshields and the water would freeze back over. They don't know how to deal with it.

Someone oughta tell then they have tools to scrape it lol

That´s basically the only thing you shouldn´t do if it´s freezing outside

I wonder if it's cold enough to blow bubbles outside and they'll freeze instantly...

Never tried that. Give it a go and tell us how it went

I'll get up later

Up and at ´em!

I don't have bubbles

Bubbles.... Every macho man´s kryptonite

Bubbles are dangerous. Al you gotta do is throw that [censored] into someone's eyes haha




The neighbors have a dog and it won't shut up

This post has been edited by King Of Beasts: Jan 24 2014, 06:07 PM

Give the dog a werewolf growl and it will never bark again

Or I could just kill it. You know. I'd get a meal outta that

And hopefully they´ll keep getting new dogs so you´re never out of food

No, I think they're starting to get tired of me killing and eating their dogs

You mean you do it in the open so they´ve seen you? Bad style

I tried to send them a message to keep thier dog quiet, but it's obviously not working

Ahhhhhh, off of work. There are icicles on everyone's cars XD

I know this stuff is nor al for y'all, but for someone who's used to 105℉ this is terrifying lol

Icicles make good weapons. Especially when you aim for the eyes

What you want there is a "I barked myself to death" sign